Monthly Archives: May 2013

I miss Jimmy Brooks. Jimmy was this really nice all around good kid from Canada who attended Degrassi Community School in Toronto along with this girl, our beloved Nina Dobrev. Unfortch, Jimmy got shot by his classmate Rick. It was … Continue reading →

Well this is sad. Vampire Diaries stars Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder have broken up. It always breaks my heart when two beautiful, rich people who I don’t know split. If they can’t make it, no one can! And Ian, who is … Continue reading →

Ahhhh, look at the hippo! He is so adorable! I just want to squeeze his cheeks and become his best friend in the whole wide world. The only issue, howevs, is that he is going to grow up to be … Continue reading →

I will never forgive Rachael Leigh Cook. You see, 14 years ago, when I was a sophomore in college, Rachael starred in this movie called She’s All That. I actually never saw it, but that’s neither here nor there. Basically, Rachael … Continue reading →

Sooooo . . . today is a BIT of a crappy day in New York City, where I live. Maybe it’s a crappy day in your town too! Now, if you find yourself not wanting to do something, like go … Continue reading →

Game of Thrones is a great show to watch if you like naked women. But what about those of us who like hot men? Do they exist in Westeros? The answer is yes, they do. Now we must ask the important … Continue reading →

Me and Mama June from the Masterpiece Theatre’s production of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo have a lot in common. One, we are both 33. Two, we both like food. Three, uh, okay. Maybe we don’t have a lot in common. This is not about … Continue reading →

It’s My Lucky Day! As we prepare for the Lines Of Battle, I am preparing for a Giant Finish. Let’s not Overanalyze it–after all, it’s not the Normandy Invasion! Nope, today is the Kentucky Derby! I don’t even need to … Continue reading →

You have to hand it to Lindsay Lohan, she knows how to have a good time, even at rehab! See, if you or I were sentenced to court-ordered rehab, we’d take wherever our insurance was accepted. I’d look on the … Continue reading →

Just say you’re playing Who Wants To Be a Millionaire in the Regis years. It’s the $32,000 question, so if you get it right, that’s the MINIMUM amount of money you can win. A mathematical formula presents itself onscreen. Score! you … Continue reading →