Honest to f—ing God, is there no such thing as true love anymore? How else could you explain that Sideshow Bob lookalike and first season American Idol runner up Justin Guarini impregnated someone who is NOT Kelly Clarkson?
See, Justin’s “wife” gave birth to their second son on February 25. Justin is apparently happy.
Normally I’d be all, yay, congrats on your bebe! But this time I’m all pshaw we will never get that sequel to From Justin to Kelly that the world so deserves.
Yes I am a hater.