People Magazine will not reveal their Sexiest Man Alive till November, but it’s never too early to start campaigning. After three years of BOYS winning this title (Channing Tatum, Bradley Cooper, and Ryan Reynolds), it’s time for a distinguished gentleman to wear the crown. That’s right, I’m talking about the man you most want to cover your murder if you are so unfortunate as to be murdered, Keith Morrison.

Look at the way he works a stairwell. Only the Sexiest Man Alive could do that.

Keith Morrison is not only the babe of Dateline (sorry Josh Mankiewicz), he’s also the babe of the world. Need proof, like the way that the case against Ryan Ferguson needs more evidence?

Sexiest Falsely Convicted Murderer Alive?

Happy to oblige.

Exhibit A:

This would be a great Match.com profile pic, but Keith is happily married to Matthew Perry’s mom.

Exhibit B:

He’s good with kids. Swoon!

Exhibit C:

Convicted of having a sense of humor!

So there you have it! Let’s put Keith Morrison on trial. I already know the verdict. Guilty of being the sexiest man alive!