Other People Who Should Have Had a Baby Together: Brandon Walsh and Emily Valentine

Yesterday we discussed that Kelly Clarkson should have given birth to Justin Guarini’s baby. This struck a chord with my billions of fans, as it quickly became the most popular post of the past week. It made me think, which other fictional celebrity couples do we wish had created the next generation together?

Degrassi fans--we can only DREAM that Snake is Emma's real dad. Nope, Spike had to bang Shane in grade 9.

Degrassi fans–we can only DREAM that Snake is Emma’s real dad. Nope, Spike had to bang Shane in grade 9.

The answer is obvious, of course. BRANDON WALSH and EMILY VALENTINE.

Look at that adoring gaze. Too bad an intense focus like that couldn't get her preggers.

Look at that adoring gaze.

For all teens who came of age in 1991, Beverly Hills, 90210 was the JAM. The eternal debate was who would you marry: Brandon Walsh or Dylan McKay. I figured I’d wed Brandon and use Dylan as a sidepiece. Only later in life did I realize that this should never happen. Because Brandon Walsh belonged with Emily Valentine. F— Kelly Taylor (well actually, Brandon, DON’T F— Kelly Taylor. Okay thanks).

Sure, Emily was crazy. Sure, she did drugs. Sure, she almost burned down a West Beverly homecoming float. But she and Brandon were meant for each other.

The truly haunting thing is that this baby could have been made, as the actors who portrayed this famous couple, Jason Priestley and Christine Elise, dated in real life from 1992 to 1997. But nope, Brandon Jason ended up marrying makeup artist Naomi Lowde in 2005. They’ve since had two children together. Congrats, I guess.

Watch below if you want to watch a happier time when Emily was sane, and Scott Scanlon was still alive.

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