Monthly Archives: November 2012

Color Me Jealous!

Sometimes I wish I was rich. Oh how much fun would it be! I could take cabs wherever I wanted, I could buy brand name dental floss, and I could go to concerts all the time! And if I missed … Continue reading

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Liz & Dick: Will it Enter the TV Movie Hall of Fame of my Mind?

With Liz & Dick just HOURS away, I am beside myself with excitement. Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor? Check please! It got me thinking, what are some of the other great tv movies that changed your life? Months ago I … Continue reading

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I Guess Their Love Did Not “Blossom!” Woah!

It’s been a few days but it’s not till now that I can talk about it. My heart is THAT broken. I am of course talking about the news that Mayim Bialik is divorcing her husband Michael Stone after nine … Continue reading

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Larry Hagman Has Been Shot into Heaven

Okay, I know this is no time to make jokes so forgive my possibly insensitive heading above. I am actually super upset that as of last night one of the most wicked and beloved icons of television has passed on. … Continue reading

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You Know You Watch Too Much TV When You Recognize the Detective on American Horror Story who’s onscreen for 2 seconds as Brandon Walsh’s Token Black Neighbor on 90210

All right, sorry for the long headline, but it’s the TRUTH. See, this morning I watched the latest episode of the hilarious family sitcom¬†American Horror Story: Asylum. It is such a wholesome heart-warming show! Towards the end of the episode, … Continue reading

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Turns Out I DO Have A Heart, and We Can Thank Fiona Apple for That

Damn, I cried last night. And not just over the episode of Intervention I watched with Megan H. the heroin addict whose parents were the WORST, though that got me too. Nope, it was all because Fiona Apple’s dog is … Continue reading

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Alex P. Keaton, the Love of My Life in 1987

God, who did not LOVE Michael J. Fox in the 1980s? And not just Boof. Michael was THE star of the decade, battling actors like Ricky Schroder, Ralph Macchio, and Han Solo for my heart. And while he dabbled in … Continue reading

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Miley Cyrus in 20 Years Old, and So are My First Pair of Glasses. Whoopdee F—ing Doo.

Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart that Destiny Hope Cyrus–aka Miley!–¬†is turning 20 this week. How f—ing depressing. Miley is 1_ years younger than I am, and let’s see what she has accomplished in her two decades that … Continue reading

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Don’t Go Twinkies!

I can barely breathe at the thought of Twinkies being banished from the shelves of the grocery store. Granted, I haven’t had a Twinkie is one billion years, but you will have to rip that processed sponge cake out of … Continue reading

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Cracklin’ Oat Bran Was the Most Sophisticated Cereal Ever

One of the greatest things about being an adult is you can buy whatever you want to eat. Ellio’s Pizza for a midnight snack? Pop Tarts for dessert? Cookie Crisp for breakfast? Don’t mind if I do. As a child, … Continue reading

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