There were MANY great moments in last night’s epic television event Liz & Dick, but there were also many lies.

For example, Miss Lohan does NOT have pudgy digits, Mr. Burton!

Her nails are the colors as the furniture on the Golden Girls’ lanai!

Trashy, low class digits, yes. Fat fingers, no.

But alas–we all know La Lohan will be nominated for at least a People’s Choice for this power performance when she finds out Dick has died.

Great hair!