You knew I was going to go there.
Lindsay Lohan, the talented legging designer, Sevin Nyne spray tan founder, and all around adequite human being, was arrested for assault this morning after punching a woman at a douchebag-filled club (I assume) in the Meatpacking District in Manhattan.
I wonder if her mugshot will top this one!
Lindsay is like the Mogwai version of a celebrity. Maybe we can feed her after midnight, but we certainly can’t give her any drinks or get her wet!