You knew I was going to go there.

Lindsay Lohan, the talented legging designer, Sevin Nyne spray tan founder,  and all around adequite human being, was arrested for assault this morning after punching a woman at a douchebag-filled club (I assume) in the Meatpacking District in Manhattan.

Lindsay often sees double now.

I wonder if her mugshot will top this one!

Orange is her color!

Lindsay is like the Mogwai version of a celebrity. Maybe we can feed her after midnight, but we certainly can’t give her any drinks or get her wet!