Monthly Archives: September 2012

In this day and age of quick turnaround, I am SO thrilled I didn’t invest more than three hours in, say, The Event, or The River, or Lone Star, because, well, they were cancelled SUPER quickly! I WAS sad that Fox made us … Continue reading →

The 1980s were a GREAT time for PSAs, as we learned yesterday. But NONE will top this one. Watching this as an adult, don’t you think, God, I wish my parents had been that cool? I was lucky to get … Continue reading →

Yes, I’m talking about how many kicks does it take to get to the center of a goddamn Tootsie Roll pop.   How many f’ing cavities did you get in the 1970s and ’80s trying to figure this out? I … Continue reading →

Just me? Okay then . . . . While I know it is a quite a disadvantage to have a chronic disease, I wanted asthma SO BAD in the 1980s because I wanted to join Superman’s club Super Stuff, where you … Continue reading →

I mean, look at them! That said, I adore human babies too! When my friends announce their pregnant, I’m all, call me when you buy them Legos because I will be over all day! So you can imagine my absolute … Continue reading →

Jesus F—ing Christ. Sometimes I hate famous people. Case in point: 23-year-old Nina Dobrev, former teenage mom on Degrassi and current star of the CW series Vampire Diaries reveals that she just could NOT help falling in love with her 33-year-old costar … Continue reading →

Hey kidz. I am in the midst of a HUGE dilemma. See, I love tv and I also love breathing, eating, sleeping, working (well, that’s debatable) and generally just being alive, you know what I mean? And just like I … Continue reading →

Hey all! This weekend brought a lot of tv watching and even a bit of drinking. Uh oh spaghetti-o! And if you’re Heidi Klum, it also brought allegations of fornicating with the help! Estranged hubby Seal did just that when … Continue reading →

I grew up in a nice New England town where you could wear white after Labor Day because, heck, it didn’t matter, everyone was white already! This is not a racist statement, it’s just the truth! Everyone was goddamn white! … Continue reading →

Happy Labor Day everyone! I bet you were thinking, Liz deserves a break. She spends all week working and watching tv to bring us such joy in her brilliant blog The DVR Files. And you would be right–I do! However, … Continue reading →