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Puck’s Going to Jail. I’m Snot Kidding.
Oh Real World. I loved you so much in the early to mid ’90s. I can still name every cast member of the first season (Kevin, Julie, Heather B, Andre, Eric, Norman, and Becky who slept with one of the producers). … Continue reading
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Are Pudgy Digits the New Wire Hangers?
As we know because I have not stopped talking about it, Sunday night was the most important night in television, the world premiere if Liz & Dick on Lifetime . It was an evening of great acting, fabulous quotes (slut … Continue reading
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For the Record, Lindsay Lohan Has TRASHY Digits, Not Pudgy Ones!
There were MANY great moments in last night’s epic television event Liz & Dick, but there were also many lies. For example, Miss Lohan does NOT have pudgy digits, Mr. Burton! Trashy, low class digits, yes. Fat fingers, no. But alas–we … Continue reading
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Dear Santa, Please Give me a Fisher-Price Tape Recorder for Christmas. Thanks!
Christmas is just one month away and I want presents. Lots and lots of presents! I already have a TV, a DVD player, a DVR, and an Iphone, so what more could I possibly need? Oh that’s rice, a 1980s … Continue reading
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Color Me Jealous!
Sometimes I wish I was rich. Oh how much fun would it be! I could take cabs wherever I wanted, I could buy brand name dental floss, and I could go to concerts all the time! And if I missed … Continue reading
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Liz & Dick: Will it Enter the TV Movie Hall of Fame of my Mind?
With Liz & Dick just HOURS away, I am beside myself with excitement. Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor? Check please! It got me thinking, what are some of the other great tv movies that changed your life? Months ago I … Continue reading
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I Guess Their Love Did Not “Blossom!” Woah!
It’s been a few days but it’s not till now that I can talk about it. My heart is THAT broken. I am of course talking about the news that Mayim Bialik is divorcing her husband Michael Stone after nine … Continue reading
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Larry Hagman Has Been Shot into Heaven
Okay, I know this is no time to make jokes so forgive my possibly insensitive heading above. I am actually super upset that as of last night one of the most wicked and beloved icons of television has passed on. … Continue reading
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You Know You Watch Too Much TV When You Recognize the Detective on American Horror Story who’s onscreen for 2 seconds as Brandon Walsh’s Token Black Neighbor on 90210
All right, sorry for the long headline, but it’s the TRUTH. See, this morning I watched the latest episode of the hilarious family sitcom American Horror Story: Asylum. It is such a wholesome heart-warming show! Towards the end of the episode, … Continue reading
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Turns Out I DO Have A Heart, and We Can Thank Fiona Apple for That
Damn, I cried last night. And not just over the episode of Intervention I watched with Megan H. the heroin addict whose parents were the WORST, though that got me too. Nope, it was all because Fiona Apple’s dog is … Continue reading
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