Category Archives: Uncategorized

Oh, the ’80s. You were a great time for nerdy kids, what with your Square One, Speak & Spells, and Alphie the Robot toy. You might be REALLY surprised, but I was one such geeky child. Hard to believe since … Continue reading →

Kim Kardashian is such a deep, smart human being that I’m continually amazed by the gems that come out of her mouth. See, Kim is knocked up by fellow class act Kanye West, but unfortch she’s STILL married to that … Continue reading →

Let’s be honest, a lot of us watch the Super Bowl for the commercials. This year, truthfully, I barely even did that. I was still sad that my beloved Tom Brady was not playing! At any rate–I am still a … Continue reading →

Confesh: I never watched Felicity back in the day. I was actually IN college when it aired and I didn’t need to be reminded me that young, nubile college coeds should be bedding hot British-born actors like Scott Speedman. I was reminded … Continue reading →

As a child growing up, I could not WAIT to get my license. Sure, it would be cool to drive around town, smoking ciggies and chasing boys, but what REALLY excited me was the prospect of borrowing dijon mustard from … Continue reading →

Remember being a kid and you LOVED getting a sore throat because that meant you could suck on some Luden’s Wild Cherry Cough Drops? And then in fifth grade you graduated to Sucrets and then in seventh grade you were … Continue reading →

In case you forgot the mission of this brilliant blog, it is called The DVR Files, which means I watch most of my shows on my DVR, which means I watch them late. For example, I only watched Lifetime’s Prosecuting Casey … Continue reading →

I know that many of my hundreds of thousands of male readers are big fans of beautiful women. I don’t get it, but whatevs. At any rate, one starlet who is widely regarded as a low budget Angelina Jolie lookalike … Continue reading →

My half birthday is coming up in less than two weeks, and I know what I want: A Rub a Dub Doggie bath toy. Is this a creepy case of arrested development or a need for companionship in the shower? … Continue reading →

Confesh: I haven’t watched Real Howives of New York City in two seasons. As a resident of the Big Apple, I see enough self-indulgent, super skinny, narcissistic white women in my own time, so there’s no real need for me tune … Continue reading →