Author Archives: thedvrfiles

Not to brag or anything, but I consider myself an excellent Googler. When I combine my insatiable knowledge of useless information with the mighty search engine, ANYTHING can happen. Except, of course, when it doesn’t. You, see today I really … Continue reading →

Even though I am really young and beautiful, I am an old soul at heart. While I like hip shows such as Game of Thrones, Veep, The Killing, and Two and a Half Men (just want to see if you are paying attention!), I … Continue reading →

It’s a question for the ages. Whenever a new ensemble comedy premieres with a cast of four, it is inevitable that you will ask who is Dorothy, Rose, Sophia, and slutbag (and my idol!) Blanche Devereaux. I started playing this … Continue reading →

Hello all- Yesterday morning I made my television debut (of sorts) on Good Morning America where they were trying to set the Guinness record for the most makeovers in a 24 hour period. Now, as you know I am REALLY … Continue reading →

Confession: people in my family LOVE true crime shows. And by people in my family I mean my brother Andrew. He watches them all: Snapped, Dateline, The First 48, I Survived . . . you name it, his sick mind enjoys it. … Continue reading →

Confession: I have not been a regular viewer of the The Simpsons in probably 20 years. Yes, it’s scary to think that I am that old, especially since my skin looks so dewy soft and I still have to call my … Continue reading →

Okay, I should probably NOT write really vague headlines that only I will understand. But today I did some major catching up with my good friend the DVR and that included watching the two episodes of the awesome new political … Continue reading →

Because my bitch Camille is going to be back on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! It is so nice to know that while her ex (who shall not be named) is starring in the critically acclaimed Boss on Starz (ha!), home girl … Continue reading →

Confession: I once ruined a child’s belief in Santa Claus. Not on purpose, mind you, but I was in high school and my friend’s mom was picking us up from track practice. Her little sister, a fifth grader, sat in … Continue reading →

Let’s be honest, I don’t really want to be murdered ANYWHERE. But, if my life is going to be cut short, I’d prefer it to be in a city like, let’s say New York, because there I would make the … Continue reading →