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Where is Tony Eason???

Okay it’s a Sunday in September so I assume you are all watching football. Maybe you’re eating really delicious buffalo wings and drinking beer. That sounds like a lot of fun. Will you please invite me over? I love a … Continue reading

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I Should Be Celebrating my 20th Wedding Anniversary with Luke Perry This Year

Wow. I’m kind of sad today. Don’t get me wrong–I had FUN. I went for a run, ate an arepa, met friends for lunch, and am getting ready to go to a party because I’m REALLY in demand. But–I can’t … Continue reading

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Why are you up this early on a Saturday morning, dork?

Okay, I woke up early because I’m training for a marathon and have to go on a long run. Not to brag or anything. But why are YOU up? Perhaps you want to catch one of your favorite Saturday morning … Continue reading

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Talented Person Alert!

So . . . it’s Friday and I’m going home for the day! Yahooooo! I look forward to a weekend of watching lots of tv, because why have a life? But I’m going to let you in on a little … Continue reading

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Give Me a Piece of F’ing Cheese Now!

Happy Friday everyone! What are your plans for the weekend? If you have ANY kind of life you will be sitting in front of your tv all day on Saturday watching Bravo because they are running a double dose of … Continue reading

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The People Have Spoken, And You F’ing LOVE Courtney Stodden

So . . . in the sixth month history of the super well respected blog The DVR Files, the two most popular days have been when I posted about natural beauty Courtney Stodden. Courtney, as we know, is the “18-year-old” … Continue reading

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I Have Faith No More in the MTV Video Music Awards!

Ummmm . . . tonight is the MTV Video Music Awards, now known as the VMAs because why use syllables, and because I’m an adult I don’t care and will not be watching. I will say, once upon a time … Continue reading

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So What Show Are You Most Excited About This Fall???

In this day and age of quick turnaround, I am SO thrilled I didn’t invest more than three hours in, say, The Event, or The River, or Lone Star, because, well, they were cancelled SUPER quickly! I WAS sad that Fox made us … Continue reading

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I Learned It By Watching You. Wanna Share?

The 1980s were a GREAT time for PSAs, as we learned yesterday. But NONE will top this one. Watching this as an adult, don’t you think, God, I wish my parents had been that cool? I was lucky to get … Continue reading

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Will This Mystery Ever be Solved?

Yes, I’m talking about how many kicks does it take to get to the center of a goddamn Tootsie Roll pop.   How many f’ing cavities did you get in the 1970s and ’80s trying to figure this out? I … Continue reading

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