Monthly Archives: November 2012

Can’t Jessica Biel Eat a Cupcake in Peace?

Hey bitches! Guess who’s back? Jennifer Grey’s nose? The dance trend the Macarena? Kim Kardashian’s dignity? Nope, the master of all useless knowledge known as ME is back. Cable and Internet came back Friday night and I have just been … Continue reading

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Thank You for Being a Patient Friend

Call me Job because God is REALLY testing me by shutting down my cable and Internet for a whole week. First world problems? You betcha! But still . . . it has been TORTURE missing all my shows this week! … Continue reading

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God I Miss Patrick Swayze. I Hope He is Like the Wind That I Walk Through Tonight.

Another day, another dollar less going towards my cable bill as my Internet, phone, and DVR are still down. The horror, the horror! But honestly–I would give it up ALL up for a whole other week if we could bring … Continue reading

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Don’t Fret–The DVR Files will be back soon!

I know you are all sitting brokenhearted at home just waiting for the next update from The DVR Files. “Liz,” you are moaning, “Come back to us!” I am SO sorry for your broken heart. And I’m even sorrier for … Continue reading

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Press Pause on Your DVR

Hey kidz– As many of you know it’s been really crazy in New York City this week. I was fortunate enough to be largely unaffected by Hurricane Sandy. My power stayed on, I caught up on all my shows, I … Continue reading

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Anyone Else Scared Sh–less of Annie Lennox Back in the Day?

One of the greatest tragedies of the world, besides suspending the production of OK Soda, is that I am not a rock star. The fact that I have zero musical talent is neither here nor there. And trust me, I … Continue reading

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