Hey bitches! Guess who’s back? Jennifer Grey’s nose? The dance trend the Macarena? Kim Kardashian’s dignity?
Nope, the master of all useless knowledge known as ME is back. Cable and Internet came back Friday night and I have just been soaking in the airwaves. You were right Belinda Carlisle, heaven is indeed a place on Earth.
All weekend I basked in the glory of my DVR and On Demand and this morning I decided to get back to business, which for me is visiting people.com as all intellectual adults do. And guess what was a big piece of news this weekend? Well, besides Petreaus having an affair with a woman who wrote a book about him called All In (writes itself).
See, apparently Jessica was meeting some friends post-wedding at this cute little cafe called Little Cupcakes Bakeshop and she tried to order a banana treat but they were out! So she had to compromise and get a cookie. Rough, I know.
Apparently Jessica wasn’t even a diva about it (though according to one observer she was “really bummed.”) and was friendly to the staff. Yeah for nice celebrities!
But honestly–who the HELL calls People Magazine to tell them a famous person is eating a cupcake (or in Jessica’s case, TRYING to eat a cupcake)? I once saw Dina Lohan in person and you never saw me all over Twitter bragging about it. Leave famous people alone!
All right, have to get ready for work. So happy to be back!