Monthly Archives: September 2012

Oh sh–. Two  months ago I pledge to you that I would make my Emmy predictions every day for the 18 major categories. I did 5. Oh sh–. So . . . the Emmys begin in two hours and I … Continue reading →

Not to brag, but I am running two marathons this fall. First I’m running Chicago in two weeks, then New York a month after. Not to brag. Because I’m not Kenyan, I probably won’t win. Because I want to come in … Continue reading →

Originally posted on The DVR Files:
Okay, maybe icon is stretching it a bit, but Gennie James was THE child actress of the mid-1980s. Homegirl was in EVERY tv movie that mattered: The Hugga Bunch, The Christmas Gift (with JOHN DENVER…

I mean, not because I want to WATCH it, but because they won’t even have to rename it. Ah, the economy of words! Of course I am talking about the upcoming television event of the year which will mark Lindsay … Continue reading →

Wow, guess who is a real life “Criminal?” It is just NOT a good week for celebrities! Lindsay Lohan hits someone, Blair Warner gets divorced, and now Fiona Apple has been arrested for possession of hash! What, is this 1972? … Continue reading →

I totally don’t like to brag about my life outside of this groundbreaking blog. I am a really modest person, after all. Modest AND beautiful AND talented, but I usually keep those last two to myself because they are so … Continue reading →

Last night every fan of the 1980s was sitting in front of their tv eagerly awaiting the return of legendary rich bitch Blair Warner. It had been almost 25 years since we saw last saw Blair purchase Eastland Academy and … Continue reading →

It takes one to know one, as they say. Paris Hilton has continued her assault on the American public by supplying us with her opinion on gay dudes and AIDs. She opines: Ewww! Eww. To get f—–? Gay guys are … Continue reading →

Don’t you just love stars? When they get tired of life, they check into rehab for exhaustion and coping mechanisms. When they get bored with sleeping with Jennifer Aniston, they jump ship to Angelina Jolie. And when they have a … Continue reading →

Wow, just wow. I am speechless for the first time ever in my life. I hope you are sitting down as I deliver this news. LINDSAY LOHAN WAS ARRESTED. Do you need me to get you smelling salts? Basically, Lindsay was arrested … Continue reading →