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Kim Kelly Had a Baby Named Cricket!
McKinley High graduate Kim Kelly just had a baby girl! And like any good celebrity, home girl dubbed her new daughter with a crazy name! Cricket! Kim Kelly, of course, is not a real person. She’s a character from the cult … Continue reading
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Choose Your Own Adventure Through Fun OR Candy
Are you a wild and crazy kid? Do you like to zany things like go down slides and dress up in your grandmother’s clothes and eat all kinds of crazy concoctions? Who doesn’t, you reply. Yet, I have a question … Continue reading
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I’m Back!
Hey all– I KNOW it’s been devastating that I have not posted for a week. I know how hard that has been for you. I truly apologize. See, my computer broke last week. How convenient for a world-class blogger like … Continue reading
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Let’s Go Walk on Sunshine!
Hey kidz- I don’t have much to say today. Lucky you! It must because I feel like I’m walking on sunshine? God I am going to miss Intervention like crazy.
Snack Attack! Give Me a York Peppermint Pattie NOW
One of the best things about living in a place with four seasons is complaining. What, it’s going to be really hot and humid for the months of July and August? You don’t say! This totally only happens every year! … Continue reading
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Happy Canada Day!
There’s nothing funny aboot today. Besides being what would have been Princess Di’s 52nd birthday, it is also Canada Day! Woohoo! There are so many great things about Canada, it’s hard to choose just one. So please enjoy my ode … Continue reading
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Cameron and Linden Are Married. WTF is Right!
Wow, my life has been completely turned upside down. Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and Linden from The Killing are married. This is a case where many a f— are given because I had no f—ing clue they were a couple, … Continue reading
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Tagged Alan Ruck, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Matthew Broderick, Mireille Enos, The Killing
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No Hockey Tonight? No Problem!
Ughhhhh. I am so sad. I was planning on going to a bar tonight to watch the Boston Bruins capture the Stanley Cup. Instead, the dream was cut short Monday night, when the Chicago Blackhawks won Game 6 and ended … Continue reading
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Tagged Bruins, Hockey, Mighty Ducks, Slap Shot, The Cutting Edge
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Hypothetical Situation: I Have One Week to Live and Have All of These Movies to See
If blogging were a high school yearbook, please vote me “Most Pathetic” because I have not seen the following iconic movies: 1) Caddyshack 2) Airplane! 3) Die Hard 4) Police Academy 5) Gone With the Wind 6) Fantasia 7) Blazing … Continue reading
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