Cameron and Linden Are Married. WTF is Right!

Wow, my life has been completely turned upside down. Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and Linden from The Killing are married.

I wonder if they drove a Ferrari here.

I wonder if they drove a Ferrari here.

This is a case where many a f— are given because I had no f—ing clue they were a couple, let alone joined in holy matrimony! And I only found out because today I got my latest issue of People mag in the mail and there was this little blurb on Mireille Enos (the chick who plays Sarah Linden on The Killing and the actual person married to Cameron) talking about Brad Pitt and World War Z and being a mom to her kid Vesper (if you can’t say anything nice . . . ) with actor husband Alan Ruck (the dude who portrayed Cameron) and I completely lost my sh–. SO MANY QUESTIONS. Was there wedding catered by Abe Froman, Sausage King? Did Matthew Broderick sing “Twist and Shout” during the reception? Did Mireille give Alan a reprint of Georges Seurat’s A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte as a wedding present? I NEED TO KNOW!

Even though they are rich actors, the original probably even cost too much for them!

Even though they are rich actors, the original probably even cost too much for them!

At least we know if Alan is ever murdered, his wife will find some unorthodox way to solve the crime. So I guess that’s nice.

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