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So . . . anyone watch Dateline on Friday? Anyone else have dirty, dirty thoughts about convicted murderer Ryan Ferguson? On the episode Under a Killing Moon (of course), Dateline examined a case from eleven years ago where a popular newspaperman from Columbia, Missouri was … Continue reading →

Confesh: I don’t watch The Bachelor. I KNOW. Considering I watch so much other trashy tv–I still miss I Love New York on VH1 and I will never be able to get over the fact that Jennifer Hudson is now engaged … Continue reading →

Damn girl, Tay Tay  is quickly becoming the Demi Moore of the tween set. Just a month after she broke up with high school student Conor Kennedy, 22-year-old Taylor Swift is now dating ANOTHER teenager. This time it’s 18-year-old English … Continue reading →

Oh, Mouse Trap! Which kid did not BEG for that board game from Santa in 1987? Jewish kids, that’s who, because they asked for it from Hanukkah Harry instead! Zing! The best part about Mouse Trap, of course, is that you … Continue reading →

Okay let’s cut to the chase. This post has zero to do with television. Oopsy daisy. But I couldn’t help but wondering if my buddy Joe still worked in a button factory!   Joe was so busy pushing buttons I … Continue reading →

You knew I was going to go there. Lindsay Lohan, the talented legging designer, Sevin Nyne spray tan founder,  and all around adequite human being, was arrested for assault this morning after punching a woman at a douchebag-filled club (I … Continue reading →

Well that was quick! Less than seven months after Jessica Simpson gave birth to her daughter Maxwell, there are rumors that home girl may be preggers again! Depending how far along she is–Baby #2 COULD be an Irish twin! And … Continue reading →

I could really eat some ice cream cake right now. Where should I go? Duh! But darn, so many cool treats to choose from. Should I go for Fudgie the Whale?   Cookiepuss?   Or maybe Hug Me the Bear? … Continue reading →

Confesh: I don’t watch Dancing With The Stars. I mean, honestly, why bother. I see bigger stars in my office building and in the neighborhood where I work. To wit, I have seen him: And her: And finally him: But Jesus … Continue reading →

GodDAMN it’s not a good week for minor celebrities from the early to mid ’90s. First we find out that Puck is going to jail for stalking (oh boy), and now we learn that Amy Locane-Bovenizer, known simply as Amy … Continue reading →