Confesh: I don’t watch The Bachelor. I KNOW. Considering I watch so much other trashy tv–I still miss I Love New York on VH1 and I will never be able to get over the fact that Jennifer Hudson is now engaged to one of the rejects from that show-you would think I’d treat The Bachelor like going to church: with reverence and mandatory attendance on a weekly basis.
But alas, I don’t. However, I read enough People magazine to know what’s up with nearly all the alums from the show, so you can imagine how I scratched my head when I saw who 14th season Bach star Jake Pevelka is currently dating . . . Kristin Chenoweth.
Now, I will give Jake some points. He’s 34 and dating a woman 10 years older (Chenowith is 44, if you’re too lazy to do the math). So that’s cool. But I don’t know, Pavelka seems like the type of dude who would troll college frat parties to find available women. I shouldn’t speculate, I know, because I don’t want to get arrested for slander or libel, but just look at how smug he is!
Anyway, mazel tov? Who the hell knows these days.