The Bachelor and the Broadway Star: What a Weird F—ing Couple

Confesh: I don’t watch The Bachelor. I KNOW. Considering I watch so much other trashy tv–I still miss I Love New York on VH1 and I will never be able to get over the fact that Jennifer Hudson is now engaged to one of the rejects from that show-you would think I’d treat The Bachelor like going to church: with reverence and mandatory attendance on a weekly basis.

From VH1 reality show to the arm of J. Hudson. I'd say Punk is moving on up!

From VH1 reality show to the arm of J. Hudson. I’d say Punk is moving on up!

But alas, I don’t. However, I read enough People magazine to know what’s up with nearly all the alums from the show, so you can imagine how I scratched my head when I saw who 14th season Bach star Jake Pevelka is currently dating . . . Kristin Chenoweth.

Stranger things have happened.

Stranger things have happened, like a man has walked on the moon.

Now, I will give Jake some points. He’s 34 and dating a woman 10 years older (Chenowith is 44, if you’re too lazy to do the math). So that’s cool. But I don’t know, Pavelka seems like the type of dude who would troll college frat parties to find available women. I shouldn’t speculate, I know, because I don’t want to get arrested for slander or libel, but just look at how smug he is!

Anyway, mazel tov? Who the hell knows these days.

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