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Rose Byrne Took My Man. Burn!

This ain’t right. Rose Byrne took my man, Bobby Cannavale. Even then Bobby has most recently played a crazy psychopath killer named Gyp Rosetti on Boardwalk Empire, I still think he’d be a really cool boyfriend. So thanks for nothing Rose! Needless to say … Continue reading

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What I Want For Christmas: Peaches ‘N Cream Barbie

Oh hello, I am in a state of arrested development. Can we go to Tennessee? Truth be told, I want to go back EARLIER than 1992 when 3 Years, 5 Months & Days in the Life Of . . . … Continue reading

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What I Want for Christmas, Continued: Noteability

Hey kidz– So Christmas is around the corner and I want presents! How about the game Noteability? I BEGGED for this game Xmas 1990. There was a mini piano with numbers assigned to each key. You’d pull a card with … Continue reading

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My Heart is Frosty!

Well this blows. I decided to google when my favorite low budget production value Christmas specials were airing this holiday season, and it turns out I missed all of them! Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer aired on December 4,  and Frosty … Continue reading

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Carl Winslow is Back on Your TV Tonight.

Oh yes there IS a God. And He’s busy! Besides planning a kick ass birthday party for His son in two weeks, He’s also been playing matchmaker to those old lovebirds Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman and now He has gathered … Continue reading

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Emancipate ME Daniel Day-Lewis!

Sure, he may be Abe Lincoln now. But who the HELL did want to be freed by Daniel Day-Lewis back in 1992? Damn girl, I am getting all hot inside. Let’s review the famous scene that I was not allowed … Continue reading

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Yes, Virginia, There IS Hope For Love . . .

Because Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman might get back together! Phew! Just two months after they announced that they were separating after 30 years of marriage, my heart has healed because Danny announced that they are “working” on their relationship. … Continue reading

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I Would Be Very Happy to be Exiled to the Island of Misfit Toys With Keanu Reeves!

Oh my Christmas is coming! Christmas is coming! As a single adult of a certain age, my wish list is LAME. I asked my mother not even for clothes, jewelry, or electronic appliances. I asked for Key Food grocery store … Continue reading

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Yet Another Kardashian is Keeping It Klassy

This is the man responsible for this hot mess of a family. For all of you who were mere toddlers in 1994, that’s the late Robert Kardashian, one time O.J. Simpson friend and defense lawyer–hey, you never know when they’ll … Continue reading

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If You Were a Sidekick in the 1980s, Would You Rather Be a Cockroach or a Boner?

Man. The 1980s were a great time for sidekicks with weird names. On one hand you had Theo’s bestie Cockroach on The Cosby Show. On the other hand you had Mike Seaver’s friend named Boner. Well, sometimes you used both hands with … Continue reading

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