Today is a very important milestone. My favorite bitches from Miami turn 28!

Still look younger than Lindsay Lohan.

Happy birthday girls! You should celebrate by going to the Rusty Anchor. Just don’t let Blanche sing!

And maybe your gay cook Coco can make you a FABULOUS meal.

Yum!

Oh wait, he disappeared after the pilot. Oh well! Good thing Shady Pines burned down . . . Sophia makes a mean spaghetti and meatballs!