All right–y’all know how I feel about LeAnn Rimes.

LOOK AT ME!!!

I think she’s just a narcissistic snake and I’m no fan of her hubby Eddie Cibrian who left his wife and two kids to knock boots with Ms. Rimes.

That said–Eddie’s ex Brandi Glanville is also an aspiring fame whore (and possible real whore) who is kind of hilarious on Real Ho’Wives of Bev Hills.

Bra? What’s a bra?

And honestly–I would be fine with whatevs she ever said because home girl had been done wrong! But . . . Brandi has kids.

In the New York Post, Brandi explains how she was broke as sh– after her divorce. Fine. But she then explains:

Glanville says her children will one day learn the details of their father’s infidelity from a book she has just completed.

“For now they just know that Daddy fell in love with somebody else,” she says.

Glanville, meanwhile, is single but enjoying a “friends with benefits” arrangement with an unnamed Los Angeles businessman.

“I am treating this show as a platform and a window,” she says.

“If it is gone tomorrow, I made the most of it. I joke that I whore myself out to anyone that will pay me. But that is kind of what is happening.”

Jesus F—ing Christ. We all lose here!