Monthly Archives: September 2012

Man, I REALLY wish I was in seventh grade again because puberty was SO KIND to me. It would also be awesome because then I could go home after school, have a pack of Dunkaroos, and settle down with a … Continue reading →

Oh my God people, did you here??? Mila Kunis stood outside in the rain for a Madonna concert at Yankee Stadium!!! What a f—ing brave soul! Please add this to the pile of sh– no one cares about. I don’t … Continue reading →

Ryan Reynolds sure likes them young! People Magazine has announced that the 35-year-old Ryan Reynolds, star of beloved sitcom Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place has married Russ from European Vacation’s younger half-sister Blake Lively, age 25. Mazel … Continue reading →

Okay it’s a Sunday in September so I assume you are all watching football. Maybe you’re eating really delicious buffalo wings and drinking beer. That sounds like a lot of fun. Will you please invite me over? I love a … Continue reading →

Wow. I’m kind of sad today. Don’t get me wrong–I had FUN. I went for a run, ate an arepa, met friends for lunch, and am getting ready to go to a party because I’m REALLY in demand. But–I can’t … Continue reading →

Okay, I woke up early because I’m training for a marathon and have to go on a long run. Not to brag or anything. But why are YOU up? Perhaps you want to catch one of your favorite Saturday morning … Continue reading →

So . . . it’s Friday and I’m going home for the day! Yahooooo! I look forward to a weekend of watching lots of tv, because why have a life? But I’m going to let you in on a little … Continue reading →

Happy Friday everyone! What are your plans for the weekend? If you have ANY kind of life you will be sitting in front of your tv all day on Saturday watching Bravo because they are running a double dose of … Continue reading →

So . . . in the sixth month history of the super well respected blog The DVR Files, the two most popular days have been when I posted about natural beauty Courtney Stodden. Courtney, as we know, is the “18-year-old” … Continue reading →

Ummmm . . . tonight is the MTV Video Music Awards, now known as the VMAs because why use syllables, and because I’m an adult I don’t care and will not be watching. I will say, once upon a time … Continue reading →