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Emancipate ME Daniel Day-Lewis!

Sure, he may be Abe Lincoln now. But who the HELL did want to be freed by Daniel Day-Lewis back in 1992? Damn girl, I am getting all hot inside. Let’s review the famous scene that I was not allowed … Continue reading

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Yes, Virginia, There IS Hope For Love . . .

Because Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman might get back together! Phew! Just two months after they announced that they were separating after 30 years of marriage, my heart has healed because Danny announced that they are “working” on their relationship. … Continue reading

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I Would Be Very Happy to be Exiled to the Island of Misfit Toys With Keanu Reeves!

Oh my Christmas is coming! Christmas is coming! As a single adult of a certain age, my wish list is LAME. I asked my mother not even for clothes, jewelry, or electronic appliances. I asked for Key Food grocery store … Continue reading

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Yet Another Kardashian is Keeping It Klassy

This is the man responsible for this hot mess of a family. For all of you who were mere toddlers in 1994, that’s the late Robert Kardashian, one time O.J. Simpson friend and defense lawyer–hey, you never know when they’ll … Continue reading

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If You Were a Sidekick in the 1980s, Would You Rather Be a Cockroach or a Boner?

Man. The 1980s were a great time for sidekicks with weird names. On one hand you had Theo’s bestie Cockroach on The Cosby Show. On the other hand you had Mike Seaver’s friend named Boner. Well, sometimes you used both hands with … Continue reading

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When Convicts (Who Probably Didn’t Even Do It, Thank GOD!) Are Hot

So . . . anyone watch Dateline on Friday? Anyone else have dirty, dirty thoughts about convicted murderer Ryan Ferguson? On the episode Under a Killing Moon (of course), Dateline examined a case from eleven years ago where a popular newspaperman from Columbia, Missouri was … Continue reading

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The Bachelor and the Broadway Star: What a Weird F—ing Couple

Confesh: I don’t watch The Bachelor. I KNOW. Considering I watch so much other trashy tv–I still miss I Love New York on VH1 and I will never be able to get over the fact that Jennifer Hudson is now engaged … Continue reading

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Taylor Swift Likes Them Young

Damn girl, Tay Tay  is quickly becoming the Demi Moore of the tween set. Just a month after she broke up with high school student Conor Kennedy, 22-year-old Taylor Swift is now dating ANOTHER teenager. This time it’s 18-year-old English … Continue reading

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All I Want For Christmas is Mouse Trap!

Oh, Mouse Trap! Which kid did not BEG for that board game from Santa in 1987? Jewish kids, that’s who, because they asked for it from Hanukkah Harry instead! Zing! The best part about Mouse Trap, of course, is that you … Continue reading

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Hi, My Name is Joe!

Okay let’s cut to the chase. This post has zero to do with television. Oopsy daisy. But I couldn’t help but wondering if my buddy Joe still worked in a button factory!   Joe was so busy pushing buttons I … Continue reading

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