Hey kidz!

The Emmys are tonight and I have about a zillion posts left to write and I know you are EAGERLY awaiting them so I’ll give them to you quick.

We’re doing this Road Runner style! Beep beep!

Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series

Who I Want to Win: “Founder Friendly” on Silicon Valley

Who Will Win: One of the two Veep episodes that was nominated. I still haven’t watched this season but Veep is an Emily favorite. Yawn.

Outstanding Directing for a Comedy Series

Who I Want to Win: “Founder Friendly” on Silicon Valley

Who Will Win: One of the THREE Veep episodes that was nominated. For reasons why, see above.

Outstanding Directing for a Drama Series

Who I Want to Win: “Battle of the Bastards” on Game of Thrones

Who Will Win: “Battle of the Bastards” on Game of Thrones. As much as I am a Downton Abbey slut – they were also nominated – “Battle” is an epic episode that deserves to win this category.

Go Jon Snow go!

Outstanding Directing for a Limited Series, Movie or Dramatic Special

Who I Want to Win: The Night Manager

Who Will Win: One of the three The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story episodes nominated. Don’t get me wrong – I LOVED this show. But one, no one really cares about this category and two, The Night Manager seemed a more complex in its directing. But what do I know? I’m just a brilliant blogger.

Outstanding Directing for a Variety Special

Why is this category even televised? Oh that’s right TV is a self-fellating industry! (Which I still LOVE and ADORE!)

Who I Want to Win: Lemonade

Who Will Win: Lemonade

I’m scared of the Illuminati so I’m going with Queen B.

I’ll be back for more later!