Goo goo ga ga! Bloopy bloop bah gah! Koo ka laka mooga!

What’s this, you ask? Did Liz lose her capacity for beautiful language? Did she have a stroke?

Nope, I have learned a new language. The language of babies. And that’s because I can’t stop looking at goddamn pictures of Prince George!

I’m a Prince and you can’t have this! Bring colonialism BACK!

Oh my God, I thought Kate was the only royal who I would covet (that hair, those shoes, the dresses! And I’m not even into clothes!). But f— that, it’s George I want to steal. This is my Revolutionary War, except reverse. I want to be British! I’ll pay taxes on tea!

Let’s examine some of my fave George jpegs.

I’m so full. Royal milk is better than yours, sorry.

I love powerful even in a dress, bitches!

I’m so tuckered out from being a future king! Life is hard!

I think Lil George is now my most favorite celeb child ever. Sorry Violet Affleck!