Confession: I spent a lot of time at the beach growing up and my mom only gave me one dollar for the ice cream man. I was still hungry, so I ate what was nearby. Sand! To be fair, I was only a toddler, so don’t judge. My teeth turned out fine, by the way.

Know who else liked sand? BERT!!!!

Who the hell did not love playing that game back in the day. It was one of my favorites!