Oh my God people! Where is Liz Lemon when you really need her???

Probably eating cake or something!

This morning it was officially announced that Comcast aka Kabletown was set to acquire Time Warner Cable for a cool $45 billion dollars. Heck, that’s nothing. Bill Gates could buy TWO of them!

Party time!

Truth be told, I’m WICKED jealous for all of my friends in the New York area who work for Comcast. Since Time Warner is the principal cable provider in the city, this means they’ll get free cable! Lucky bitches!

Poor little RCN! It’s like the red-headed middle child that no one cares about! I can RELATE, being a red-headed middle child that no one cares about myself. Let’s just get married RCN!