This is really WEIRD. I thought the show was called Good Morning America, not Good Morning Ridiculous People Who Live in Manhattan and Spend Too Much Money on Sh– That No One Else in the Country (or Outer Boroughs of NYC) Can Relate To.

George Stephanopoulos is a real hunk.

Apparently, I was wrong.

See, Sandra Ballantine lives in New York City and she has a problem. An addiction if you will.

What, overpriced cupcakes from Crumbs?

Noooommmmm.

Maybe the very exclusive cronut?

I don’t get it.

Nope, it’s far worse.

She goes to the salon to blow out her hair three times a week, spending up to $250!

I’ve seen better.

This is news because why? Damn, my grandmother has been doing this for YEARS and spends a lot less money.

Let’s enter this one into the “And Not a Single F— Was Given” Hall of Fame.

You can watch the full video here. Get ready to gag!