This is weird. The TV show Dancing With Reality TV Has-Beens has actually cast an awesome, bona fide, shining star!

Snooki’s been cast too.

Valerie F—ing Harper!

You go girl!

Despite her diagnosis of terminal brain cancer, Miss Rhoda herself with tap her way onto the stage and into our hearts. I may actually watch this season!

But she better beware of her biggest competition, Showgirl Elizabeth Berkley. Home girl knows how to dance.

Saved by the pole.

Can’t wait till September 16!