I will never forgive Rachael Leigh Cook.
You see, 14 years ago, when I was a sophomore in college, Rachael starred in this movie called She’s All That. I actually never saw it, but that’s neither here nor there.
Basically, Rachael played a super big dorkus malorkus and her high school classmate Freddie Prinze, Jr. decided that he would transform her into Prom Queen. Well, low and behold, when she took off her glasses she automatically became hot! Who knew?
Ummmmm . . . that’s NOT HOW IT WORKS! I’ve been wearing glasses since I was 13, and I assure you when I take them off I don’t become a babelicious sexy thang. Nope, I bump into things because I can’t see them.
Well, now Rachael Leigh Cook, perpetrator of this fallacy, continues to one up me. This time she is going to become a mother! That’s right, she and the hubs Daniel Gillies are expecting their first child this fall.
Let’s just hope if their baby has poor eyesight they don’t introduce him/her to Freddie Prinze, Jr.