Well color me SHOCKED! A young actress dyed her hair red!

Pale like a vampire, red like a crazy ass bitch!

Ashley Greene–who I only know as a girl who once dated Joe Jonas, and only because I read People Magazine–but apparently also stars in the Twilight series, recently switched the hue on her hair.

And not a single f— was given. Except by me who feels compelled to write about it!

See, I was born a redhead, then the past couple years I went a little blonde. Two weeks ago my friend, a professional stylist, dyed it back to red. I did not send out a press release. But next time I will!