Today marks the fourth birthday of The DVR Files!

We all know about deadbeat dads, but yours truly has been a deadbeat mama to the greatest blog of all time. Yeah, I haven’t written for six months.

Just call me Kim Cattrall in Crossroads. If you don’t get that reference, you are dead to me.

Do I have excuses? You bet. During the time I abandoned my child, I was busy becoming a meme on Broad City alongside Ilana Glazer.

HOWEVER, I don’t want to pay child support so I will start writing again!

Stay tuned my friends.