I’m not sure what the word for fornicating with food is, but it’s probably delicious!

So let’s play my fave fornicating game . . . F—, Marry, Kill!

We’re going with my all-time favorite movie Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.

Someone’s excited!

Please note that NO OOMPA LOOMPAS will be involved. Pervs.

So here goes. Let me know who/what you’d F—, Marry, and Kill in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.

Fizzy Lifting Drinks

You’ve got to burp Charlie, it’s the only way!

Lickable Wallpaper

Where are the snozberries?

The Chocolate River

Where’s Augustus Gloop? Too soon?