No, she's not crying because her mother Jackie went off on a coke binge AGAIN . . . .

Oh poor poor Jennie Garth. The ingenue who brought Kelly Taylor to life in not one but THREE amazing tv shows (Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place, and 90210 . . . and heck we should add Models Inc. to the list because without Kelly there would have been no Jake Hanson who begat Amanda Woodward whose mother was Hillary Michaels, the owner of the upscale agency Models Inc.) is now facing life alone. Nope, Dylan did not abandon her again. Rather, she and her real life husband, foxy vampire dad Peter Facinelli, have split up after more than ten years of marriage.

And I was just getting over the fact that David Silver and Donna Martin had divorced. Life is so unfair!