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I wonder if they are Osh Gosh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/jennifer-lawrence-bradley-cooper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jennifer Lawrence Bradley Cooper</image:title><image:caption>So would that make him a DILF?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-02-13T15:53:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/28/if-cher-could-turn-back-time-shed-spend-another-night-with-tom-cruise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cher-tom-cruise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cher tom cruise</image:title><image:caption>How else could he tame the beast of hair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/jesus-luz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jesus Luz</image:title><image:caption>Good work!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cher-val-kilmer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cher Val Kilmer</image:title><image:caption>Val looks more like a hot piece than a real genius to me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/casper-jon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Casper Jon</image:title><image:caption>You could do better Jenny from the Block.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cher-bagel-boy-camiletti.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cher Bagel Boy Camiletti</image:title><image:caption>Haters to the left.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cher</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure Cher got many babes wearing that get up.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-09-05T14:29:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/23/im-cuter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/478065_10151341103355350_2042542525_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>478065_10151341103355350_2042542525_o</image:title><image:caption>And give you citizenship. 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me!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-18T16:24:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/16/courtney-stodden-has-not-had-plastic-surgery-in-other-news-santa-claus-is-coming-over-to-my-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/courtney_stodden_pumpkin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>courtney_stodden_pumpkin</image:title><image:caption>She just really enjoys the fall.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-18T16:19:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/26/no-hockey-tonight-no-problem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/newman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Newman</image:title><image:caption>This sh-- is amazing. 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If you don't get that reference, you are dead to me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-14T16:54:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/09/20/emmy-predictions-2015-more-of-them/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-21T00:11:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/09/20/emmy-predictions-2015-the-rest-of-them/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-20T17:38:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/09/18/emmy-predictions-2015-outstanding-lead-actor-in-a-comedy-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jim-parsons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jim Parsons</image:title><image:caption>A parody of a nerd</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/saluting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saluting</image:title><image:caption>Proud to serve.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-18T16:54:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/09/17/emmy-predictions-2015-outstanding-lead-actress-in-a-limited-series-or-a-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/crystal-ball-em.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crystal ball Em</image:title><image:caption>I don't care about Auntie Em I just want to know who wins the Emmys Goddamnit!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/crystal-ball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crystal Ball</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-18T14:02:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/09/16/emmy-predictions-2015-outstanding-lead-actor-in-a-limited-series-or-a-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/richard-jenkins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>richard jenkins</image:title><image:caption>I miss Six Feet Under!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/judy-winslow-and-laura.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Judy Winslow and Laura</image:title><image:caption>Laura was probably worried she'd steal Urkel!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-18T14:07:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/07/15/that-one-direction-guy-is-going-to-have-one-kid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/luke-perry-minnie-sharp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAROUSEL OF HOPE CHARITY LAUNCH, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 1992</image:title><image:caption>Mandatory Credit: Photo by RANDY BAUER / Rex Features (205791a)
 LUKE PERRY
 CAROUSEL OF HOPE CHARITY LAUNCH, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 1992</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/louis-tomlinson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Louis Tomlinson</image:title><image:caption>He's no Harry Styles.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/christopher-pike-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christopher Pike book</image:title><image:caption>That poor girl!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/billy-baldwin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Billy Baldwin</image:title><image:caption>Billy Baldwin was always the hot one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-15T04:13:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/07/14/coming-out-of-semi-retirement-the-dvr-files-is-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ill-be-back-terminator.gif</image:loc><image:title>Ill-Be-Back-Terminator</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry but I had to do it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/kim-kardashian-excited.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Kardashian excited</image:title><image:caption>Someone is excited I'm back!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-14T11:36:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/04/20/which-boston-celeb-is-the-most-wicked-hottest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/larry-bird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Larry Bird</image:title><image:caption>He's probably in French Lick, Indiana.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/will-hunting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Will Hunting</image:title><image:caption>He could calculate my marathon splits wicked fast.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/sam-malone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheers</image:title><image:caption>He'd buy me a drink at Cheers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/donnie-wahlberg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Donnie Wahlberg</image:title><image:caption>He's got the right stuff.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/marky-mark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marky Mark</image:title><image:caption>I'll get between you and your Calvins.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/fung_wah_bus_ny-bos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fung_wah_bus_ny-bos</image:title><image:caption>Looks like a bus, operates like a space shuttle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/wicked-awesome.png</image:loc><image:title>wicked awesome</image:title><image:caption>Duh. Wait, I changed my mind. Don't keep calm.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-20T11:16:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/03/16/cryer-me-a-river/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/steff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steff</image:title><image:caption>What a douche!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/weird-science.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Weird Science</image:title><image:caption>Not Weird Science, that's for sure.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/jon-cryer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jean-Paul Aussenard</image:title><image:caption>Smile!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/kate-middelton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kate Middelton</image:title><image:caption>I bet she uses Pert Plus. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/shakespeare.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shakespeare</image:title><image:caption>According to google image search, that's Bill Shakespeare. But whatever, could just as easily be Geoff Chaucer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-16T11:36:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/03/13/happy-3rd-birthday-to-me-im-looking-for-a-present-from-hbo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/doris-malik.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doris Malik</image:title><image:caption>You go girl!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/looking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Looking</image:title><image:caption>They're too shy to ask themselves.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/simon-cowell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>simon cowell</image:title><image:caption>Simon's upset too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/excited-computer-person.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Excited Computer person</image:title><image:caption>Homegirl knows the score.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-13T18:00:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/02/24/where-the-f-is-skeet-ulrich/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/johnny-depp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Johnny Depp</image:title><image:caption>He's clearly been a wino forever, bot not here!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/skeet-ulrich.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skeet Ulrich</image:title><image:caption>So hot I could scream.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/dancing-baby-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>Dancing Baby gif</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, you knew I had to do it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/z-cavaricci-slater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saved by the Bell</image:title><image:caption>Slater knew the score.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-24T05:29:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/02/20/here-is-one-cookie-i-can-have/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/empire_pilot_032114_img0379_hires2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>empire_pilot_032114_img0379_hires2</image:title><image:caption>Flawless.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cookie-lyon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cookie Lyon</image:title><image:caption>do not mess with this woman.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-20T05:38:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/02/19/give-me-a-cookie-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/jello-pudding-pops-bill-cosby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jello-pudding-pops-bill-cosby</image:title><image:caption>Don't get mad at me for including this picture. It was one of the results for Magic Middles for google image search. For realz.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/home-alone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Home Alone</image:title><image:caption>Exactly how I feel.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-19T05:22:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/01/26/hank-is-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/steve-guttenber.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MCDPOAC EC069</image:title><image:caption>Real men have mullets.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/charlie-hunnam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlie Hunnam</image:title><image:caption>There will be no Charlie Hunnam, but he's one of those evil Brits anyway.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ben-franklin-dean-norris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>History "Sons of Liberty"</image:title><image:caption>He looks like someone called his minerals rocks instead. How rude!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/its_all_about_the_benjamins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It's_All_About_The_Benjamins</image:title><image:caption>You'd have to pay me $100 to listen to this in 2015.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ben-and-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben and Me</image:title><image:caption>Second only to Incognito Mosquito Makes History.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bifocals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bifocals</image:title><image:caption>The geeks rejoice!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ben-franklin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben Franklin</image:title><image:caption>He needs to condition that hair.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T12:28:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/01/20/omg-kevin-arnold-was-so-cute/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/violet-specs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jennifer Garner Picks up Violet After Art Class</image:title><image:caption>Look at my girl Vi rock those specs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kevin-arnold-jets.png</image:loc><image:title>Kevin Arnold Jets</image:title><image:caption>Not bad for a Jets fan!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kevin-arnold-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin Arnold 4</image:title><image:caption>Look how studious he is!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kevin-arnold-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin Arnold 3</image:title><image:caption>All dressed up!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kevi-arnold-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevi Arnold 2</image:title><image:caption>So thoughtful! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kevin-arnold-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin Arnold 1</image:title><image:caption>Dreamy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-10T20:47:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/01/14/god-is-mean/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/nelsonbackintheday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NelsonBackInTheDay</image:title><image:caption>I want to shower in their hair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/rockapella.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rockapella</image:title><image:caption>Where the hell is Carmen Sandiego???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-jets-album.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Jets album</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-jets.png</image:loc><image:title>The Jets</image:title><image:caption>No, I'm not talking about the Jets.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/angry-god.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angry God</image:title><image:caption>This God looks more sexy than mean, but you catch my drift.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-14T12:16:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/01/08/nous-sommes-charlie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/jesuischarliebyc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JeSuisCharlieBYC</image:title><image:caption>At a rally in Union Square in New York City</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/charlie-hebco-jewish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlie Hebco Jewish</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/charlie-hebdo-pope.png</image:loc><image:title>Charlie Hebdo pope</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/charlie-hebdo.png</image:loc><image:title>Charlie Hebdo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/charles-hebdo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charles Hebdo 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-08T04:56:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/01/07/my-crushes-the-early-years/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bo-brady.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bo Brady</image:title><image:caption>Look at that chest hair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ricky-schroder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ricky Schroder</image:title><image:caption>Born with a silver spoon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/growing-pains-kirk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Growing Pains Kirk</image:title><image:caption>These were the pre-wacko Christian days. Many of us had growing pains in the land down under when it came to Mikey Seaver.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/confused.jpg</image:loc><image:title>confused</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-07T05:27:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/01/06/forget-blake-the-only-lively-that-matters-is-jason/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/rusty-germany-boobs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rusty Germany boobs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/rusty-griswold.png</image:loc><image:title>Rusty Griswold</image:title><image:caption>So sophisticated with that hat.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-06T05:30:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/01/05/f-marry-kill-willy-wonka-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chocolate-river.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chocolate River</image:title><image:caption>Where's Augustus Gloop? Too soon?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/lickable-wallpaper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lickable-wallpaper</image:title><image:caption>Where are the snozberries?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/fizzy-lifting-drink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fizzy Lifting Drink</image:title><image:caption>You've got to burp Charlie, it's the only way!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/willy-wonka.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Willy Wonka</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-05T04:17:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/01/03/i-never-did-find-out-what-its-like-in-space/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/double-dare-slide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Double Dare Slide</image:title><image:caption>Just don't make me climb up the f---ing slide. I'd stink at that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spacecamp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpaceCamp</image:title><image:caption>That's Joaquin Phoenix in the middle. I thought you would need to know.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-03T23:32:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/01/03/is-kate-bosworth-a-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kate-bosworth-shoe1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kate Bosworth shoe</image:title><image:caption>Look, it's a pair of boots and a pair of clogs. What a concept!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kate-bosworth-shoe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kate Bosworth shoe</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/blue-crush-kate-bosworth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blue Crush Kate Bosworth</image:title><image:caption>She's all right I guess.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-03T02:43:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2015/01/02/if-we-were-to-party-or-watch-tv-like-its-1999-heres-what-wed-be-doing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/freaks-and-geeks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freaks and Geeks</image:title><image:caption>Yes that is Seth Rogen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/sabrina-the-teenage-witch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sabrina the Teenage Witch</image:title><image:caption>Clarissa is all grown up!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/tony-paulie-sopranos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tony Paulie Sopranos</image:title><image:caption>How YOU doin'?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/life-cars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Life Cars</image:title><image:caption>Beep beep! Get out of my way!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-02T00:52:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/10/21/oscar-de-la-renta-is-now-de-la-muerta/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-21T11:11:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/10/01/what-would-george-burnett-get-george-clooney-for-a-wedding-present/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/george-clooney-er.jpg</image:loc><image:title>George Clooney ER</image:title><image:caption>All hail Clooney!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/george-clooney-sisters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>George Clooney Sisters</image:title><image:caption>He looks hot, she looks like a corpse. Score!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/george-and-andy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>george and andy</image:title><image:caption>George and Andy. The handyman and the pervert.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/booker-brooks-george.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Booker Brooks George</image:title><image:caption>I bet he won best smile in his high school yearbook.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/george-clooney-golden-girls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>George Clooney Golden Girls</image:title><image:caption>He could catch me all right
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/george-clooney-over-our-heads.jpg</image:loc><image:title>George Clooney over our heads</image:title><image:caption>George and Jo have matching mullets. SO cute!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/george-amal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>george amal</image:title><image:caption>For the record, I f---ing failed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-01T03:54:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/09/17/paging-captain-obvious-people-mag-explain-why-jennifer-lawrence-and-chris-martin-have-date-nights-at-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/gwyneth-paltrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gwyneth Paltrow</image:title><image:caption>More than a head in a box.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/couple-in-bed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>couple in bed</image:title><image:caption>That looks comfortable. Not!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/jennifer-lawrence-chris-martin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jennifer Lawrence Chris Martin</image:title><image:caption>Maybe he sings to her.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-17T11:17:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/09/11/justin-theroux-is-more-than-jennifer-anistons-piece/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mulholland-drive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mulholland-drive</image:title><image:caption>Still couldn't tell you what the hell the film is about, but it was good anyway!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rachel-friends.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rachel Friends</image:title><image:caption>Hahaha get it???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/jennifer-aniston-and-justin-theroux-oscars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux OSCARS</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry, but they look like they have good sex.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/justin-theroux-package.jpg</image:loc><image:title>justin theroux package</image:title><image:caption>I bet he brings home a big package tonight!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-11T03:36:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/08/26/emmy-predictions-2014-the-rest-of-them-part-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-26T00:41:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/08/26/emmy-predictions-2014-the-rest-of-them-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/silicon-valley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silicon Valley</image:title><image:caption>It's Bill from Freaks and Geeks! Still a geek!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/road-runner-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>road-runner-1</image:title><image:caption>We're doing this Road Runner style! Beep beep!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-26T00:16:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/08/25/emmy-predictions-2014-outstanding-supporting-actress-in-a-comedy-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/red.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Red</image:title><image:caption>Bad ass bitch!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-25T23:52:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/08/25/emmy-predictions-2014-outstanding-lead-actor-in-a-comedy-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ralph_furley.png</image:loc><image:title>Ralph_Furley</image:title><image:caption>But really can there ever be anyone funnier than Mr. Furley? I think not!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-30T18:30:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/08/25/emmy-predictions-2014-outstanding-lead-actress-in-a-comedy-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/selina-meyer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Selina Meyer</image:title><image:caption>Smile!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/susan-lucci.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Susan Lucci</image:title><image:caption>Someone is channeling Susan Lucci.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-25T15:40:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/08/25/emmy-predictions-2014-outstanding-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rust-cohle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rust Cohle</image:title><image:caption>I'd still hit it. I'd just make him shut up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jill-and-derrick-duggar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jill and Derrick Duggar</image:title><image:caption>Do NOT try to tell me she got preggerson her wedding night.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-25T11:10:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/08/25/emmy-predictions-2014-outstanding-directing-for-a-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/keyser-soze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keyser Soze</image:title><image:caption>Keyser Soze still gives me the willies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/james-van-der-beek-crying.gif</image:loc><image:title>james-van-der-beek-crying</image:title><image:caption>Dawson knows life is hard in the first world.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-25T02:36:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/08/25/emmy-predictions-2014-outstanding-writing-for-a-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hank-schrader-beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hank Schrader beer</image:title><image:caption>Hank during happier times.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/mariah-nick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mariah Nick</image:title><image:caption>If these kids can't make it, there is no heaven.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-25T02:00:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/08/25/emmy-predictions-outstanding-supporting-actor-in-a-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hank-schrader-bad-ass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hank Schrader bad ass</image:title><image:caption>His name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go f--- yourself, Emmys!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/raining-money.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Raining-Money</image:title><image:caption>I WISH it were a flurry of money. Sorry kidz, I'm not rich.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-25T01:13:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/08/22/emmy-predictions-outstanding-supporting-actress-in-a-drama-series-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/skyler-white-close-up.png</image:loc><image:title>Skyler White close up</image:title><image:caption>Don't piss her off</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cybil-and-christine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cybil and Christine</image:title><image:caption>Bringing back the big 1990s hair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cersei-lannister.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Cersei Lannister</image:title><image:caption>Her long hair hides her hold heart.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/anna-bates.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anna Bates</image:title><image:caption>Better!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/norma-bates.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Norma Bates</image:title><image:caption>Ewwwww not THIS Mrs. Bates!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/maggie-smith-side-eye.gif</image:loc><image:title>Maggie Smith side eye</image:title><image:caption>The Countess is not amused.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/christina-hendricks-as-jo-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christina-Hendricks-as-Jo-001</image:title><image:caption>Hello!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bug-eyed-ford.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bug-Eyed-Ford</image:title><image:caption>Only if I'm with this guy!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-22T10:14:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/08/21/he-bangs-he-bangs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/william-hung-wedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>William Hung Wedding</image:title><image:caption>The happy couple. Home boy hasn't aged a bit!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/will-hung.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Will Hung</image:title><image:caption>She bangs! He bangs! We all bang!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-21T21:17:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/08/20/yeah-yeah-my-emmy-predictions-are-finally-here-outstanding-lead-actress-in-a-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/robin-wright.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robin Wright</image:title><image:caption>Perfection.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/angela-jordan.gif</image:loc><image:title>Angela Jordan</image:title><image:caption>I can't tell who has the better hair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/downton-abbey-wedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Downton Abbey wedding</image:title><image:caption>Too soon?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-20T16:52:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/08/05/people-need-to-stop-worrying-about-the-new-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tmnt-happy-meal-toys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TMNT Happy Meal Toys</image:title><image:caption>These might have come in our Happy Meals.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/donatello-michalangeo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Donatello Michalangeo</image:title><image:caption>Get over yourself Donatello and Michaelangelo from the 1990 movie. Or is it Raphael and Leonardo? Who the f-- knows. I'm not a 10-year-old movie.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-05T11:35:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/07/28/tori-spelling-has-been-the-worst-since-1996-according-to-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/photo-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (21)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-28T11:06:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/07/08/joe-and-sofia-are-dating-maybe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/joe-shirtless.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Shirtless</image:title><image:caption>Yes I would.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/nick-loeb-sofia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick Loeb Sofia</image:title><image:caption>Come on, who wouldn't want to smack him?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/joe-manganiello-sad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Manganiello Sad</image:title><image:caption>Sad face,</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-08T11:36:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/07/07/joe-manganiello-and-i-will-probably-never-date/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/joe-manganiello-angry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Manganiello Angry</image:title><image:caption>He's perplexed and upset too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-07T11:17:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/06/26/fargo-is-far-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/saul-goodman.png</image:loc><image:title>saul goodman</image:title><image:caption>Then he'd have to call Saul!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/allison-tolman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Allison Tolman</image:title><image:caption>If I'm ever murdered, hire this fierce bitch to find my killer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/martin-freeman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martin Freeman</image:title><image:caption>Did you know this evil bastard is British??? You betcha!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-26T04:06:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/06/10/i-want-to-give-birth-to-halle-berrys-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/gabriel-aubry-halle-berry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gabriel Aubry Halle Berry</image:title><image:caption>The sexy couple in better days.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/rich-person.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rich person</image:title><image:caption>Weeeee!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/unhappy-worker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unhappy worker</image:title><image:caption>Bahhh!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-10T11:25:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/06/03/how-to-avoid-a-kardashian-in-new-york/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kardashian-pose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kardashian pose</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kardashian-sisters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kardashian Sisters</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/rob-kardashian-fat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob Kardashian fat</image:title><image:caption>Though honestly, I could chill with Rob.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-03T11:28:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/06/02/goodbye-alice-goodbye/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/sam-and-alice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sam and Alice</image:title><image:caption>That's love.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/alice-brady-bunch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alice brady bunch</image:title><image:caption>She's the only bitch who could smile after working for a big ass family!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-02T11:31:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/05/14/dylan-throws-shade-at-donna-martin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/luke-perry-now.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luke Perry now</image:title><image:caption>In the words of Michael K at Dlisted, I still would.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/tori-dean-bloated.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tori Dean bloated</image:title><image:caption>Pencil dick but balloon face. That man is BLOATED.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/rupaul.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RuPaul</image:title><image:caption>You are welcome Liz!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dylan-mckay.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Dylan McKay</image:title><image:caption>Goo Goo Ga Ga. Those sideburns make me babble STILL.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-14T11:28:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/05/07/women-who-should-not-cast-stones-the-atlanta-howives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/kordell-porsha.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kordell porsha</image:title><image:caption>In happier days</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/apollo-nida.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Apollo Nida</image:title><image:caption>Behind bars</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/liz-lemon-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liz-Lemon-pic</image:title><image:caption>Exactly, Liz Lemon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/kenya-moore-video-3-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>kenya-moore-video-3 gif</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-07T11:32:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/05/06/tori-spelling-continues-her-campaign-to-be-the-worst-person-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/mother-may-i-sleep-with-danger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mother May I Sleep With Danger</image:title><image:caption>I don't about danger but I'd sleep with him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/spring_dance_1-donna-martin.png</image:loc><image:title>Spring_dance_1 Donna Martin</image:title><image:caption>Gone with the Wind meets West Bev.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-06T12:57:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/04/28/prince-george-is-giving-violet-affleck-a-run-for-her-money-in-the-cute-kid-department/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/prince-george-tuckered-out.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prince George tuckered out</image:title><image:caption>I'm so tuckered out from being a future king! Life is hard!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/prince-george-baptism.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prince George Christening</image:title><image:caption>I love powerful even in a dress, bitches!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/prince-george-full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Prince George arrive at Wellington Airport</image:title><image:caption>I'm so full. Royal milk is better than yours, sorry.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/prince-george.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prince George</image:title><image:caption>I'm a Prince and you can't have this! Bring colonialism BACK!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-30T01:40:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/04/23/true-stori-blagh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jesus-christ.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jesus-christ</image:title><image:caption>This is Jesus' mad face.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tori-spelling-hd-wallpapers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NBC Universal 2008 Press Tour All-Star Party</image:title><image:caption>This is not up for debate Tori.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-23T11:21:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/04/08/martha-stewarts-grandkids-like-caviar-because-of-course-they-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mstewart-jail-poncho.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mstewart-jail-poncho</image:title><image:caption>Home girl can rock a prison poncho like NO OTHER.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-08T11:27:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/03/31/227-forever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jackee-harry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jackee-harry</image:title><image:caption>Most beautiful bitch in the world!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-31T11:12:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/03/27/my-childhood-is-over-the-teddy-ruxpin-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/teddy_ruxpin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teddy_ruxpin</image:title><image:caption>What, me worry?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/cabbage-patch-kids-game.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cabbage Patch Kids-game</image:title><image:caption>Best game ever and yes, we still have it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-30T18:19:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/03/21/i-always-know-what-i-want-at-a-bar-duh-im-irish-and-german/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/alie-georgia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alie Georgia</image:title><image:caption>I DID do a google image search. You're welcome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/chiclets_tiny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chiclets_tiny</image:title><image:caption>But let's be honest. All the cool kids were chewing Chiclets.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-21T11:34:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/03/12/happy-birthday-to-the-dvr-files-now-give-me-a-lights-alive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/lightsalive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LightsAlive</image:title><image:caption>So bright!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pharrell-hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pharrell hat</image:title><image:caption>But still you did not get as lucky as Pharrell's Smokey Bear hat.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-12T11:52:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/03/11/butterfinger-cups-are-a-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/butterfinger-cups.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Butterfinger cups</image:title><image:caption>Finally ate these. Not gonna lie--they were terrible.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/candy-land-game.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Candy Land game</image:title><image:caption>Thank F---ing God I don't live in Candy Land.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-11T14:30:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/03/10/khal-drogo-stays-fit-by-having-lots-of-sex-of-course-he-does/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jason-lisa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason Lisa</image:title><image:caption>Denise is looking good!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jason-momoa-1-sized.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jason-momoa-1-sized</image:title><image:caption>Let's be honest, I kind of believe it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/heidi-klum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heidi Klum</image:title><image:caption>I'm talking to you, Heidi Klum!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/snackwells.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SnackWell's</image:title><image:caption>Cardboard masquerading as a healthy treat is unconsciousable.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-10T11:02:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/02/26/i-cant-live-in-a-world-without-violet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tori-kids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tori kids</image:title><image:caption>You know she has the paps on speed dial.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/violet-and-mom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jennifer Garner Picking Daughter Violet Up From School</image:title><image:caption>Such joy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/maddox-and-company.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maddox and company</image:title><image:caption>Sorry Zahara and Pax, everyone knows the only one that counts is Maddox.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/kingston-zuma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kingston Zuma</image:title><image:caption>Under 10, and already rocking way more swag than everyone else in the world for all eternity combined.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-26T12:41:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/02/13/kabletown-is-now-kableuniverse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bill-gates-party-time.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bill Gates party time</image:title><image:caption>Party time!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/liz-lemon-eating.gif</image:loc><image:title>liz-lemon-eating</image:title><image:caption>Probably eating cake or something!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-13T12:31:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/02/07/the-olympics-begin-tonight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/putin-shirtless.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Putin shirtless</image:title><image:caption>So many guns in this picture. Oh yes I said it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tonya-harding-skates.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tonya Harding Skates</image:title><image:caption>There is an exception to every rule.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T12:27:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/02/05/these-are-the-best-commercials-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tom-brady.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Brady</image:title><image:caption>Tom Brady is hotter. Just saying.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-05T11:51:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/01/29/where-the-f-are-my-girl-scout-cookies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/gluten-free-cookies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gluten free cookies</image:title><image:caption>Nom nom nom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/girl-scout-cookies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>girl scout cookies</image:title><image:caption>Give me 18 boxes of Tagalongs, 14 of Samoas, and 92 of Do-Si-Dos. Heck, throw in 38 boxes of Trefoils too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-29T12:41:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/01/27/why-are-we-talking-about-the-grammys-when-this-happened/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pharrell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pharrell</image:title><image:caption>Did he lose a bet or something?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sean-lowe-bachelor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sean lowe bachelor</image:title><image:caption>Such a romantic, intimate proposal in front of millions and millions of people!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bob-guiney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bob Guiney</image:title><image:caption>She should have picked Bob.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/liz-and-dick-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>liz and dick gif</image:title><image:caption>Or if I'm awake, I faint.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-27T12:28:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/01/22/im-a-broad-in-a-city-broad-city/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1271230_10151883391005350_904845061_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1271230_10151883391005350_904845061_o</image:title><image:caption>Yummmmmmm.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/563488_10151887590331718_398158957_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>563488_10151887590331718_398158957_n</image:title><image:caption>Method acting at it's finest. I'm the one in the purplish striped dress.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/paul-downs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paul Downs</image:title><image:caption>Imagine him doing Carrie eyes and you'll understand how we became friends.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/broad-city.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Broad City</image:title><image:caption>Broads not bitches!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-22T12:57:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/01/21/just-call-me-dowager-countess-liz/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1525654_10152118223520350_252110092_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1525654_10152118223520350_252110092_n</image:title><image:caption>See? I'm fancy!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-21T12:19:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/01/14/beyonce-is-not-only-queen-of-the-universe-she-is-also-queen-of-the-feminists/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/liberace-real.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liberace real</image:title><image:caption>Fabulous!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/beyonce-fierce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beyonce fierce</image:title><image:caption>WORK!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-14T12:24:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/01/13/leo-is-phil-of-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/leo-growing-pains.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leo growing pains</image:title><image:caption>I hope he sends ME that for Valentine's Day, but I am not a 21-year-old Victoria's Secret model so probably not.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-13T12:26:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/01/07/another-day-another-pervy-politician/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lis-smith.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Lis Smith</image:title><image:caption>Winnie Cooper is that you?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ho-no.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ho No</image:title><image:caption>My all time favorite New York Post cover.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/eliot-spitzer-ashley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eliot Spitzer Ashley</image:title><image:caption>Client 9 is BACK!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/phaedra-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>phaedra gif</image:title><image:caption>Phaedra does not understand how we could ever get begind on her show. Afer all she has JOBS and kids and she stayson top.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-07T12:31:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/01/06/teen-wolf-is-back-tonight-but-not-the-one-with-boof/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/teen-wolf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teen-wolf</image:title><image:caption>I don't see Boof.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-06T12:33:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2014/01/03/i-love-that-dirty-water-but-i-hate-that-clean-snow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/snow-in-new-york.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snow in New York</image:title><image:caption>Snow in New York only looks this pretty on Instagram.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/selfie-fail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Selfie Fail</image:title><image:caption>You can't handle the truth!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/peeps-fan-club.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peeps fan club</image:title><image:caption>Since 2002, hookers!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lizs-tapes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liz's Tapes</image:title><image:caption>I can't decide what to listen to first! They're all so brilliant!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-05T21:33:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/12/16/where-is-the-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/kim-kanye-bound.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Kanye bound</image:title><image:caption>So understated, these two.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/khloe-lamar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Khloe &amp; Lamar's wedding Oct. 6</image:title><image:caption>So happy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cute-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cute cat</image:title><image:caption>But even I will concur that this is a cute kitty.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-16T12:21:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/12/05/which-barbie-fashion-should-i-wear-to-my-sisters-wedding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/737792_10151391141715350_196250098_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>737792_10151391141715350_196250098_o</image:title><image:caption>I'm the younger one, obviously.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/perfume-pretty-barbie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Perfume Pretty Barbie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/magic-moves-barbie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Magic Moves Barbie</image:title><image:caption>Halter tops are very flattering on me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/barbie-island-fun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barbie Island Fun</image:title><image:caption>Too bad it's not a destination wedding!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/red-heart-barbie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Red Heart Barbie</image:title><image:caption>What a coquette!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dream-glow-barbie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dream glow barbie</image:title><image:caption>Dream Glow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pink-petty-barbie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pink petty barbie</image:title><image:caption>For the solid gold in all of us</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pink-n-pretty-barbie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pink n pretty barbie</image:title><image:caption>for the solid gold in all of us</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/day-into-night-barbie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>day into night barbie</image:title><image:caption>Gorge</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/day-to-night-barbie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>day to night barbie</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-12T21:36:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/11/26/i-cant-believe-keith-morrison-is-not-the-sexiest-man-alive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/adam-levine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adam Levine</image:title><image:caption>Okay.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/josh-mankiewicz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Josh Mankiewicz</image:title><image:caption>Though Josh Mankiewicz is the one I'd most want to get drunk with, preferably at a tiki bar. He just seems like the type.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ryan-reynolds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Reynolds</image:title><image:caption>He will always be Billy from Nicelodeon teen soap Fifteen to me. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-26T12:19:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/11/19/maddox-jolie-pitt-is-all-grown-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/maddox-today-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maddox today 2</image:title><image:caption>Puberty time!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/maddox-blonde.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maddox blonde</image:title><image:caption>He must go to the colorist as his mama.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/maddox-hipster-scarf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maddox hipster scarf</image:title><image:caption>He looks like he should be dealing drugs to his boarding school classmates.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/maddox-angry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maddox angry</image:title><image:caption>Going on a safari?
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/toddler-maddox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toddler Maddox</image:title><image:caption>Man in black.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/baby-maddox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baby Maddox</image:title><image:caption>Ahhhhh too cute.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/guy-on-trike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guy on trike.</image:title><image:caption>Not this guy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-19T12:32:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/11/14/stevie-is-coming-to-american-horror-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/stevie-nicks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stevie Nicks</image:title><image:caption>Woohoo!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-14T12:21:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/11/12/jessica-fletcher-wants-murder-not-to-be-written/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/octabia.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Octabia</image:title><image:caption>Bish, please.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-12T12:44:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/11/11/wave-that-american-flag-the-best-toy-of-all/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hit-marine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hit marine</image:title><image:caption>Semper Fi indeed!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/veteans-days.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Veteans Days</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-05T16:16:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/11/08/i-want-a-barbie-head-for-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/barbie-head-vintage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barbie head vintage</image:title><image:caption>Party girl</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/barbie-head-version.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barbie Head version</image:title><image:caption>Flawless</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hot-looks-dolls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hot Looks Dolls</image:title><image:caption>Also liked these bitches</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/con-air-phone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>con air phone</image:title><image:caption>I was SO jealous of my friends who sold enough magazine subscriptions to get this in 8th grade.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-08T11:54:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/11/06/ryan-lochte-is-the-new-nancy-kerrigan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/tonya-harding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TONYA HARDING USA</image:title><image:caption>I miss this broad!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ryan-lochte-torsi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Lochte torsi</image:title><image:caption>Jeah! Never gets old.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/nancy-kerrigan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nancy Kerrigan</image:title><image:caption>Too soon?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-06T12:13:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/11/05/tiger-woods-certainly-has-a-type/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/lindsey-vonn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lindsey Vonn</image:title><image:caption>So exotic looking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/elin-nordegren.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elin Nordegren</image:title><image:caption>I don't get it either.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/mindy-lawton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mindy Lawton</image:title><image:caption>His mistresses, however, can be brunette, like diner waitress Mindy Lawton.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/joanna-jagoda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joanna Jagoda</image:title><image:caption>She's a blonde. What a shock!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-05T03:47:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/11/04/love-is-over/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-04T22:49:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/11/04/i-am-faster-than-pamela-anderson/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/pamela-anderson-beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pamela Anderson beach</image:title><image:caption>Not on the beach though.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-04T16:56:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/11/01/i-miss-river-phoenix/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/river-phoenix-stand-by-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>River Phoenix Stand By Me</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-01T18:36:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/30/set-your-dvrs-for-december-12/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/price-is-right.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Price is Right</image:title><image:caption>Someone else is excited!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-30T18:03:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/28/robin-thicke-doth-protest-too-much/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/paula-patton-robin-thicke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paula Patton Robin Thicke</image:title><image:caption>They are attractive. I can admit that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dr-seaver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dr. Seaver</image:title><image:caption>Sexy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/happy-graduate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy graduate</image:title><image:caption>Yahoo!
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-28T16:23:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/25/orlando-bloom-is-kissing-a-cosby-kid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/orlando-bloom-condola-rashad1-romeo-and-juliet-broadway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-bloom-condola-rashad1-romeo-and-juliet-broadway</image:title><image:caption>He looks so happy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/miranda-kerr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Miranda Kerr</image:title><image:caption>Can you blame him?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/rudy-huxtable.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rudy Huxtable</image:title><image:caption>RELAX. She's 34 now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-25T21:11:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/25/this-does-not-blow-me-away/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sandra-ballantine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sandra Ballantine</image:title><image:caption>I've seen better.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cronut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cronut</image:title><image:caption>I don't get it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/crumbs.png</image:loc><image:title>crumbs</image:title><image:caption>Noooommmmm.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/gma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GMA</image:title><image:caption>George Stephanouspolos is a real hunk.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-25T17:28:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/24/murder-she-wrote-may-be-written-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/angela-5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Angela 5</image:title><image:caption>The ORIGINAL Jessica Fletcher.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/angela-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela 4</image:title><image:caption>This picture will never seize to amaze me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/angela-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela 3</image:title><image:caption>Foxy lady.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/angela-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela 2</image:title><image:caption>She'll be shocked if it isn't any good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/angela-lansbury-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Lansbury 1</image:title><image:caption>She's excited too!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bedknobs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bedknobs</image:title><image:caption>F--- yes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-24T22:01:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/23/clint-eastwood-is-back-on-the-market/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/erica-fisher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>erica fisher</image:title><image:caption>I'm cuter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kyle-eastwood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kyle Eastwood at the Jazz Cafe, London.</image:title><image:caption>Clint composed the score for the greatest movie in the world The Bridges of Madison County.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/scott-eastwood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scott Eastwood</image:title><image:caption>I'll take one of those!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/hot-clint-eastwood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hot Clint Eastwood</image:title><image:caption>Yes please!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/go-ahead-clint-eastwood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Go ahead Clint Eastwood</image:title><image:caption>You so dirty!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-23T23:00:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/23/lets-hope-these-two-never-get-together/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/prince-george-christening.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prince George Christening</image:title><image:caption>Adorbs!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kim-kanye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Kanye</image:title><image:caption>So subtle, these two.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/happy-devil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy Devil</image:title><image:caption>He looks like fun!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-23T19:41:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/22/this-is-going-to-last/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kim-kardashian-01-600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kim-kardashian-01-600</image:title><image:caption>Yes!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kim-ring-kris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim ring kris</image:title><image:caption>From husband # 2 Kris Humphries!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kim-kardashina-feet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Kardashina feet</image:title><image:caption>looks comfortable!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kim-kardashian-bathing-suit-pit.png</image:loc><image:title>kim-kardashian-bathing-suit-pit</image:title><image:caption>Always nice to see someone so pure wearing white.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-22T20:02:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/21/boy-meets-wife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/rider-strong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rider Strong</image:title><image:caption>His facial hair is questionable, but she sure is pretty!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tim-danielle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tim Danielle</image:title><image:caption>He looks an actuary. Love!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tpanga.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tpanga</image:title><image:caption>Is that a f---ing Monchichi doll???</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-21T11:29:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/18/queer-eye-turns-10/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/carson-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carson 2</image:title><image:caption>WORK.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/queer-eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Queer Eye</image:title><image:caption>So cool.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/carson-kressley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carson Kressley</image:title><image:caption>Watch I'm world I'm here!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/becky-roseanne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Becky Roseanne</image:title><image:caption>Though yes, the second was prettier.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-18T22:58:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/18/gbye-mate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/steve-irwin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steve Irwin</image:title><image:caption>I miss the bastard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/crocodile-dunee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crocodile Dunee</image:title><image:caption>Romance is dead.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-18T17:32:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/18/i-do-not-love-myselfie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/1397922_10151964165405350_164361386_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1397922_10151964165405350_164361386_o</image:title><image:caption>I'm doing it correctly, right?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-18T14:08:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/17/other-celebrities-who-love-themselfies-too-much/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/demi-moore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>demi moore</image:title><image:caption>I blame Ashton.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/rihanna-instagram.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rihanna Instagram</image:title><image:caption>Classy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-17T22:13:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/17/those-kardashians-are-way-too-modest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kanye-west-tweet.png</image:loc><image:title>Kanye-West-tweet</image:title><image:caption>Never gets old!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kim-kardashian-new-mom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Kardashian new mom</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kim-kardashian-bikini-slefie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Kardashian bikini slefie</image:title><image:caption>Such a pretty bathroom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kim-kardashian-shy-selfie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kim kardashian shy selfie</image:title><image:caption>So cute!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-17T18:52:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/16/indiana-jones-could-have-had-a-moustache/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/hans-solo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hans Solo</image:title><image:caption>I get it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tom-selleck.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Selleck</image:title><image:caption>I KNOW.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/darth-vader-luke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Darth Vader Luke</image:title><image:caption>Sorry Luke!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-16T16:35:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/16/is-cannibalism-okay-if-youre-made-of-skittles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/shrek-gingy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shrek Gingy</image:title><image:caption>Eek!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ethan-hawkealive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ethan Hawkealive</image:title><image:caption>Ethan Hawke, mastering the art of looking homeless while rich for 20 years.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/crazy-person.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy-person</image:title><image:caption>He's crazy too!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-16T12:43:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/16/north-andover-is-still-not-gloucester/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pregnancy-pact.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pregnancy Pact</image:title><image:caption>Yup.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/crows-nest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crows nest</image:title><image:caption>Who wants to meet me at the Crow's Nest for a  Harpoon?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/chalie-hunnam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chalie Hunnam</image:title><image:caption>More people are talking about this than Charlie dropping out of 50 Shades!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/clear-history.png</image:loc><image:title>Clear History</image:title><image:caption>I bet Clear History wasn't filmed in YOUR town!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-16T01:30:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/15/this-is-skinny-pete/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/charles-baker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charles Baker</image:title><image:caption>Nice bangs!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/skinny-pete-badger.png</image:loc><image:title>Skinny Pete Badger</image:title><image:caption>I wonder what their opinions on Star Trek are.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/anthony-hopkins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anthony Hopkins</image:title><image:caption>We also both enjoy chianti.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-15T18:48:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/14/happy-columbus-day-and-dont-you-fuhgeddaboudit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/christopher-columbus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christopher Columbus</image:title><image:caption>Ew.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bedroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bedroom</image:title><image:caption>I wish!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-14T13:07:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/13/everyone-from-laguna-beach-is-married/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lc-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LC man</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if they will play the William Tell Overture at their wedding.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jason-ashlee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason Ashlee</image:title><image:caption>Only 26, but he already aspires to be George Hamilton.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kristin-jay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kristin jay</image:title><image:caption>He looks more like a fantasy football player than a Chicago Bear.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/laguna-beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laguna Beach</image:title><image:caption>That's no Lake Cochickewick</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-13T18:58:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/12/i-miss-pee-wee-herman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jambi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jambi</image:title><image:caption>Wish? Did someone say wish? Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pee-wee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pee Wee</image:title><image:caption>I know.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/penny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Penny</image:title><image:caption>Ta da!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/back-to-the-future-machine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Back to the Future machine</image:title><image:caption>Too bad the Flux Capacitpr wasn't a REAL thing. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-12T15:35:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/11/the-overcrowded-jenner-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/rob-kardashian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob Kardashian</image:title><image:caption>No room left over for poor Rob!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kris-jenner-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kris Jenner house</image:title><image:caption>I get it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kris-jenner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kris Jenner</image:title><image:caption>I bet she has fangs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bruce-jenner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bruce Jenner</image:title><image:caption>Eek!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-11T22:20:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/11/happy-47th-or-48th-birthday-luke-perry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/luke-perry-oz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luke Perry oz</image:title><image:caption>We also got to see his peen on Oz, but please, this is a family friendly blog.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/luke-perry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luke Perry</image:title><image:caption>Channeling a little Bryan Cranston there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/luke-perry-wine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>luke perry wine</image:title><image:caption>I'd hit it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-15T13:38:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/10/is-matt-durning-attorney-at-law-still-practicing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/matt-durning.png</image:loc><image:title>Matt Durning</image:title><image:caption>He looks so Connecticut.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ray-pruitt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ray Pruitt</image:title><image:caption>Dylan sideburn wannabe.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-10T23:38:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/10/true-stori-spelling-and-garth-unite/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kelly-donna.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kelly donna</image:title><image:caption>They're excited too!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/nat-peach-pit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nat Peach Pit</image:title><image:caption>Nat would agree.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-10T17:31:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/10/tom-hanks-cant-get-fat-anymore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/charlize-theron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlize Theron</image:title><image:caption>bitch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/charlize-theron-monster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlize Theron Monster</image:title><image:caption>Looks like I do right before I hop in the shower, except with a gun.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tom-hanks-bosom-buddies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Hanks Bosom Buddies</image:title><image:caption>Fierce!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tom-hanks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Hanks</image:title><image:caption>Where's Wilson when you really need him?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-10T16:29:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/09/a-jonas-brother-scandal-delish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/nick-jonas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick Jonas</image:title><image:caption>Looks so real.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kevin-jonas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin Jonas</image:title><image:caption>Yup!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jonasbrothers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jonasbrothers</image:title><image:caption>Only blind people and assholes wear sunglasses indoors.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-09T20:18:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/09/twos-company-in-suzanne-somers-bed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/suzanne-somers-thighmaster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suzanne Somers Thighmaster</image:title><image:caption>Yup!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-09T15:23:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/09/bruce-jenner-is-free-at-last-free-at-last/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bruce-jenner-kris-jenner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bruce Jenner Kris Jenner</image:title><image:caption>I wonder who will get the plastic surgeon in their divorce?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-09T13:04:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/08/snood-the-original-candy-crush/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/snood-crashing.png</image:loc><image:title>Snood crashing</image:title><image:caption>Terrifying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/candy-crush.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Candy Crush</image:title><image:caption>I've always had a sweet tooth.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/snood.png</image:loc><image:title>Snood</image:title><image:caption>That's a weak high score, Mamber</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-08T22:09:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/08/thanks-for-the-memory-cats-turns-31-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/laura-ashley1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laura Ashley</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/laura-ashley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laura Ashley</image:title><image:caption>It's okay to be jealous.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-08T14:09:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/08/scarlett-johansson-and-jenna-jameson-separated-at-birth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/blake-lively.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blake Lively</image:title><image:caption>God damn she looks so Connecticut.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jenna-jameson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jenna Jameson</image:title><image:caption>Big sister?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/scarlette-jo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scarlette Jo</image:title><image:caption>Looking a luttle busted</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/scarlett-johansson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scarlett Johansson</image:title><image:caption>Eh, I don't see it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-08T12:43:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/07/were-you-a-caboodles-or-sassaby-kind-of-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/claires-earrings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Claire's earrings</image:title><image:caption>SO many choices!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sassaby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sassaby</image:title><image:caption>Is that real gold? PROBABLY.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/caboodles.gif</image:loc><image:title>Caboodles</image:title><image:caption>Beautiful color scheme AND spacious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/disappearingink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DisappearingInk</image:title><image:caption>You can even squirt it on your rope bracelets!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-08T10:52:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/04/this-will-make-a-great-dateline/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/young-couple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>young couple</image:title><image:caption>In better days.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-04T14:06:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/02/ferris-and-lloyd-dobler-were-almost-walter-white/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/malcolm_in_the_middle.png</image:loc><image:title>Malcolm_in_the_Middle</image:title><image:caption>Too f--ing weird.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lloyd-dobler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LLoyd Dobler</image:title><image:caption>In my eyes he'd never do.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ferris-mueller.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ferris Mueller</image:title><image:caption>He's all WTF too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-03T18:26:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/03/tony-goldwyn-will-always-be-an-evil-ghost-to-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tony-goldwyn-ghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tony Goldwyn ghost</image:title><image:caption>Smug bastard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kid-president.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kid President</image:title><image:caption>Not cool, Mr. President. Not cool.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-17T06:55:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/03/rich-people-are-not-like-us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cindy-crawford-george-clooney-boating1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>George Clooney driving himself to the Venice Film Premiere of his new film 'The Ides Of March' - Venice</image:title><image:caption>Whatever, my friends are cooler.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/oj-simpson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OJ Simpson</image:title><image:caption>Not THIS OJ, silly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-03T13:30:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/02/juicy-joe-has-a-green-card-so-hes-an-american-citizen-duh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/juicy-joe.png</image:loc><image:title>Juicy Joe</image:title><image:caption>Maybe they're hiding out in his stubble? No, probably not.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/nerd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NERD</image:title><image:caption>NERD!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-02T22:35:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/02/oh-snap-woody-allens-life-is-turning-into-a-lifetime-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ronan-sinatra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ronan sinatra</image:title><image:caption>You be the judge!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/soon-yi-woody.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sweet &amp; Lowdown Premiere</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/woody-allen-sperm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Woody Allen in Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask</image:title><image:caption>He even played a sperm once!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-02T18:06:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/01/rule-1-of-life-you-do-not-spit-on-a-hanson/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/justin-bieber-wall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justin Bieber wall</image:title><image:caption>Please push him off. Please push him off. Please push him off.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-01T20:16:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/01/pamela-anderson-is-running-the-new-york-city-marathon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/barb-wire-pamela-anderson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barb wire pamela anderson</image:title><image:caption>Such good coverage.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pam-anderson-baywatch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pam Anderson Baywatch</image:title><image:caption>Save me!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pamela-labatt.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Pamela Labatt</image:title><image:caption>Oh Canada!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-01T16:55:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/10/01/look-how-nice-uncle-jack-looks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/michael_bowen_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael_Bowen_2</image:title><image:caption>Looks like a dad going to soccer practice!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/todd-jack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Breaking Bad" - "Ozymandias"</image:title><image:caption>They're hunting down Stevia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/boy-playboy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boy playboy</image:title><image:caption>I'd say that might be SLIGHTLY too young!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-01T11:25:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/30/is-heidi-klums-daughter-trying-to-be-11-year-old-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/white-tights.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white tights</image:title><image:caption>But in a sexier body</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/leni-klum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leni Klum</image:title><image:caption>Nice tights</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T20:53:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/30/debt-is-so-much-fun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/giudice-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giudice house</image:title><image:caption>I think it needs more marble columns.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/joe-teresa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Teresa</image:title><image:caption>So beautiful</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/teddy-roosevelt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teddy Roosevelt</image:title><image:caption>Neither can Teddy Roosevelt, and he's DEAD.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T21:41:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/30/things-to-do-now-that-breaking-bad-is-over/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (9)</image:title><image:caption>Sweet!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (8)</image:title><image:caption>yum</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T14:24:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/29/breaking-bad-drinking-games/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/todd-lydia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Todd Lydia</image:title><image:caption>What a romantic, covering her eyes so she doesn't have to see all the people he and his Nazi uncle just killed!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-29T22:01:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/28/the-golden-girls-of-mtv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/flash-dance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flash dance</image:title><image:caption>Most beautiful girl in the world.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-28T14:35:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/27/its-friday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/michael-bolton.png</image:loc><image:title>Michael Bolton</image:title><image:caption>No not THAT Michael Bolton.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-27T21:28:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/27/britney-spears-had-the-voice-of-an-angel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/angel-britney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angel Britney</image:title><image:caption>So sweet!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-27T16:07:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/27/when-bad-things-happen-to-bad-people-you-giggle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/teresa-joe-wedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teresa Joe wedding</image:title><image:caption>Maybe they expected more from their wedding guests?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (7)</image:title><image:caption>Or the</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-27T14:26:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/26/japan-is-the-sexiest-country-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/cindy-crawford.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cindy-crawford</image:title><image:caption>The first mole ever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/japan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan</image:title><image:caption>A Honda won't take you there. Bummer!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-26T22:04:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/26/japan-is-the-luckiest-country-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/britney-one-more-time.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Britney one more time</image:title><image:caption>In better days.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-26T14:51:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/26/a-day-in-the-life-of-liz-simons-september-26-1993/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/macaulay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Macaulay</image:title><image:caption>Future Republican.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/elijahwood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ElijahWood</image:title><image:caption>Yes!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (6)</image:title><image:caption>Words of wisdom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/einstein.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Einstein</image:title><image:caption>Suckerz!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-26T12:03:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/25/way-more-fun-than-a-bike/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/little-tikes-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Little Tikes car</image:title><image:caption>Dream car</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/smurf-big-wheel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smurf big wheel</image:title><image:caption>So hip</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/powder-puff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Powder Puff</image:title><image:caption>Looks like Strawberry Shortcake's ride!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/big-wheel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Big Wheel</image:title><image:caption>Classic</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/556258_10100144200772400_818172681_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>556258_10100144200772400_818172681_n</image:title><image:caption>Exhibit A.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ny-pizza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NY Pizza</image:title><image:caption>It's also the pizza.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-25T20:46:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/25/ob-la-di-ob-la-da-life-goes-on-but-not-for-tommy-puetts-career/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/patti-lupone2911.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patti-lupone2911</image:title><image:caption>And we didn't even get to the best part. PATTI LuPONE played the mom!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tommy-puett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tommy Puett</image:title><image:caption>Says it all in the caption.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-26T12:18:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/25/aaron-paul-really-loves-his-wife-so-did-tom-cruise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/emmy-aaron-paul.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emmy Aaron Paul</image:title><image:caption>Yup</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ice-cream-cone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ice cream cone</image:title><image:caption>Or five.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-25T15:23:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/24/is-halle-berry-giving-birth-to-a-camel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/skyler-white-preg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skyler White preg</image:title><image:caption>Can't cover up that elephant, I mean baby human!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/maxwell-drew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxwell-drew</image:title><image:caption>Ahhhhhh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jessica-simpson-elle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jessica Simpson Elle</image:title><image:caption>Demi did it first, home girl.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/axl-jack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Axl-Jack</image:title><image:caption>SWOON!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fergie-pregnant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fergie pregnant</image:title><image:caption>Good luck if you rub it!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gabriel-aubry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gabriel Aubry</image:title><image:caption>Oh hello.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/halle-berry-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halle Berry Family</image:title><image:caption>Who doesn't want a male version of Nahla?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-24T22:39:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/24/what-i-learned-from-the-emmys-part-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/buster-arrested-development.png</image:loc><image:title>Buster Arrested Development</image:title><image:caption>Buster would agree, and I don't even watch Arrested Development!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gary-veep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gary Veep</image:title><image:caption>Not afraid of a strong woman.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/shocked-person.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shocked person</image:title><image:caption>Me too, friend, me too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-24T16:03:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/23/what-we-learned-from-the-emmys-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/excited-people.jpg</image:loc><image:title>excited people</image:title><image:caption>I'd be excited too!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T18:34:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/23/what-we-learned-from-the-emmys-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kerry-washington-hand-on-hip.png</image:loc><image:title>Kerry Washington hand on hip</image:title><image:caption>None too pleased.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jimmyswaggart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JimmySwaggart</image:title><image:caption>It's okay, you can cry.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T15:44:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/23/emmy-predictions-the-final-stretch/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-23T01:11:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/23/emmy-predictions-the-rest-of-them/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/rob-lowe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob Lowe</image:title><image:caption>Robbed!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T00:57:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/23/emmy-predictions-outstanding-supporting-in-a-comedy-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/cameron-modern-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cameron Modern Family</image:title><image:caption>He's confused too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T00:13:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/22/emmy-predictions-outstanding-supporting-actress-in-a-comedy-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jane-krakowski.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30 Rock</image:title><image:caption>She'd be one step closer to an EGOT.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T00:00:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/22/emmy-predictions-outstanding-lead-actor-in-a-comedy-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/teen-wolf-too.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teen wolf too</image:title><image:caption>Severely underrated.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/alec-baldwin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alec Baldwin</image:title><image:caption>Clearly Alec is not better off dead. Ha!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/winner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Winner</image:title><image:caption>That's me!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-22T23:39:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/22/emmy-predictions-outstanding-lead-actress-in-a-comedy-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dawson-first-world.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dawson first world</image:title><image:caption>I'm with you Dawson. That happened to me in 1997 when I bough Sugar Ray's Floored because I liked the song "Fly." Live and learn my friend, live and learn.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-22T19:10:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/21/a-social-etiquette-guide-for-the-emmys-and-breaking-bad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/todd-breaking-bad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Todd Breaking Bad</image:title><image:caption>He's meaner than he looks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jesse-pinkman-scared.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jesse Pinkman scared</image:title><image:caption>Jesse's scared too!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/robin-hood-toby-laughing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robin-hood-toby-laughing</image:title><image:caption>Even cartoon animals think it's hilarious!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-21T23:17:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/21/emmy-predictions-outstanding-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tom-branson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Branson</image:title><image:caption>If you need any help raising I'm available!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-21T22:40:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/20/argh-matey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/violet-ben-pirate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Violet Ben Pirate</image:title><image:caption>Swoon!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-20T22:00:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/20/j-lo-is-so-pedestrian/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jennifer-lopez-earrings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jennifer Lopez earrings</image:title><image:caption>I bet they were buy two get one free.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-20T21:03:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/20/emmy-predictions-outstanding-directing-for-a-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jordan-catalano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jordan Catalano</image:title><image:caption>"You're so beautiful it hurts to look at you."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/breaking_bad_hank.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>breaking_bad_hank</image:title><image:caption>I miss him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bobby-cannavale-dinklakge-station-agent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bobby Cannavale Dinklakge station agent</image:title><image:caption>Look how hot he was in The Station Agent with Peter Dinklage!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/crystal-ball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crystal Ball</image:title><image:caption>yup</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-20T16:49:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/20/this-will-boost-your-self-esteem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tom-brady-gisele.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Brady Gisele</image:title><image:caption>I bet Tony Easy scored equally hot babes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-20T12:15:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/19/emmy-predictions-outstanding-writing-for-a-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/say-my-name.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Say My Name</image:title><image:caption>Destiny's Child do NOT make an appearance. Bummer!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/liam-eiza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liam eiza</image:title><image:caption>Caliente!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/miley-liam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Premiere Of Relativity Media's "Paranoia" - Red Carpet</image:title><image:caption>If these two can't make it, is there any hope for the rest of us? Well, yes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-19T21:34:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/14/you-can-save-one-character-from-an-hbo-original-series-who-was-murderedkilleddied-of-natural-causescanceretc-who-will-it-be/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/augustus_hill_1411.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Augustus_Hill_1411</image:title><image:caption>He never got "lost" in prison!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/david-and-keith-six-feet-under41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David and Keith Six Feet Under4</image:title><image:caption>Man in blue</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/david-and-keith-six-feet-under4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David and Keith Six Feet Under4</image:title><image:caption>True love. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/adriana.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adriana</image:title><image:caption>Cristofuh!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beer</image:title><image:caption>It's always 5 o'clock somewhere!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-18T12:41:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/17/emmy-predictions-outstanding-guest-actor-in-a-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/nathan-lane-birdcage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nathan lane birdcage</image:title><image:caption>But the Birdcage will always be my favorite!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/the_opposite_of_sex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Opposite_Of_Sex</image:title><image:caption>What HAPPENED to Ivan Sergei? He was so hot!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/michael-j-fox-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael J Fox poster</image:title><image:caption>I seriously stared at this poster every night with intense longing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/keira-rupert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keira Rupert</image:title><image:caption>Looks like a bobblehead, but I shouldn't body snark.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/liz-simons-1997-yearbook-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liz Simons 1997 Yearbook photo</image:title><image:caption>My high school yearbook photo. Face of an angel, mouth of a very annoying person.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-17T20:04:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/06/06/miley-why/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/chris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris</image:title><image:caption>I'll take two of him!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/spinner1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spinner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/liam-hemsworth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liam Hemsworth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/spinner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spinner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/hannah-montana.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hannah Montana</image:title><image:caption>I'm richer than you'll ever be bitches!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-16T21:31:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/16/emmy-predictions-outstanding-guest-actress-in-a-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jane-fona-workout.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jane Fona Workout</image:title><image:caption>Jazz hands!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lindsay-weir.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lindsay Weir</image:title><image:caption>Nice jacket. Do you ever take it off? (Inside joke for all Freaks and Geeks fans)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/arlene-fowler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arlene Fowler</image:title><image:caption>I'm not even jealous that she's married to Terry Bellefleur, who I think is SO hot!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/olenna.png</image:loc><image:title>Olenna</image:title><image:caption>Yup!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/angry-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angry baby</image:title><image:caption>I'm pissed off too, angry baby.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-16T17:07:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/15/are-we-ready-for-tonight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/don-heladio.png</image:loc><image:title>Don Heladio</image:title><image:caption>Watch out for Gus!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/manny-ribera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Manny Ribera</image:title><image:caption>Yes please!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/scarface-tony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scarface Tony</image:title><image:caption>Tony thinks that's cheating.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/thumbs-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thumbs up</image:title><image:caption>Good!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-15T21:53:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/14/the-golden-girls-turn-28-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/coco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coco</image:title><image:caption>In better days</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-19T14:51:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/26/dear-santa-please-give-me-a-fisher-price-tape-recorder-for-christmas-thanks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fisher-price-tape-recorder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fisher Price Tape Recorder</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-14T18:25:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/13/this-is-too-easy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lindsay-f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lindsay Lohan Booking Photo</image:title><image:caption>So natural</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lindsay-e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lindsay E</image:title><image:caption>Blonde again!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lindsay-d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lindsay D</image:title><image:caption>Strike a pose!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lindsay-c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lindsay C</image:title><image:caption>She's SO over it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lindsay-b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lindsay B</image:title><image:caption>I wish I could get my hair that straight!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lindsay-a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lindsay A</image:title><image:caption>Gorge!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/michael-lohan-mug-shot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Lohan mug shot</image:title><image:caption>Still had time to put gel in his hair. That's commitment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dina-mug-shot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dina Mug Shot</image:title><image:caption>The latest and greatest to join the Lohan Family Hall of Shame.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-13T19:49:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/12/camden-is-the-madison-of-whatever-we-are-calling-this-decade-we-live-in/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-12T18:11:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/12/nothing-compares-2-face-tattoos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jager.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jager</image:title><image:caption>Or code name for this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sinead-face-tattoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sinead face tattoo</image:title><image:caption>I don't blame her for not smiling this time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kardashians.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kardashians</image:title><image:caption>WORK!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-12T11:01:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/11/we-must-never-forget/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/angel-juarbe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angel Juarbe</image:title><image:caption>An American hero.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/9-11-flag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9-11-flag</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-11T21:04:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/10/arsenio-hall-is-back-woo-woo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/arsenio-fist-pump.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Arsenio fist pump</image:title><image:caption>The ORIGINAL fist pumper.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/paula-arsenio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paula Arsenio</image:title><image:caption>I was straight up jealous of Paula Abdul.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/arsenio-hall-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>Arsenio Hall gif</image:title><image:caption>The ORIGINAL fist pumper.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-10T11:12:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/09/lets-party-like-its-991999/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tlc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TLC</image:title><image:caption>Where's the condom?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/britney-spears-1999.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Britney Spears 1999</image:title><image:caption>Yup</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lauryn-hill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lauryn Hill</image:title><image:caption>Miss her STILL</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lindsay-lohan-parent-trip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lindsay Lohan parent trip</image:title><image:caption>Contrary to popular belief, this is NOT about Lindsay Lohan. The Parent Trap was released in 1998.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-09T21:56:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/09/emmy-predictions-outstanding-supporting-actress-in-a-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/redwedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RedWedding</image:title><image:caption>Too soon?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dowager-countess-maggie-smith.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dowager Countess Maggie Smith</image:title><image:caption>Don't look so angry, you're still richer than I'll ever be.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/skyler-white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skyler-white</image:title><image:caption>Home girl is anxious TOO.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T15:00:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/09/knox-overstreet-and-captain-picard-got-married-this-weekend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sunny-ozell-patrick-stewart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunny-ozell-patrick-stewart</image:title><image:caption>Yup.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/nuwanda.gif</image:loc><image:title>Nuwanda</image:title><image:caption>Everyone knows it's Nuwanda that's hot anyway.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/smoke-monster-lost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smoke monster Lost</image:title><image:caption>Boo!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hank-waly-happy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hank Waly happy</image:title><image:caption>In happier days when Walt just tried to get Junior sh-- faced!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-04T06:10:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/07/the-world-needs-haddaway-to-stage-a-comeback/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/crying-game.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crying Game</image:title><image:caption>Though I DON'T recommend watching The Crying Game with your mom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/haddaway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Haddaway</image:title><image:caption>Oh baby don't hurt me for liking pop music so much.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/butcher-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>butcher boy</image:title><image:caption>Though I don't recommend watching The Butcher Boy with your parents.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-07T19:51:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/06/roar-a-werewolf-shaved/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/joe-hairless.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Hairless</image:title><image:caption>Wow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/alcide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alcide</image:title><image:caption>Seriously?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-06T11:33:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/04/finally-a-real-star-is-on-dancing-with-the-stars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/elizabeth-berkley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elizabeth Berkley</image:title><image:caption>Saved by the pole.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/valerie-harper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valerie Harper</image:title><image:caption>You go girl!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/snooki.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki</image:title><image:caption>Snooki's been cast too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-04T16:01:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/04/remember-when-pop-stars-really-pissed-people-off/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sinead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sinead</image:title><image:caption>Nothing compares to a perfectly shaped head!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-04T13:38:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/09/03/be-nice-to-freshmen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ben-affleck-dazed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben Affleck Dazed</image:title><image:caption>We're not all friends here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dazed-and-confused.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dazed and Confused</image:title><image:caption>Watch out, frosh!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-03T18:35:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/29/john-mayer-cant-sing-his-old-hits-yahoo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/john-mayer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John Mayer</image:title><image:caption>Listening to your music makes me want to take a dump too!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/hallelu.gif</image:loc><image:title>Hallelu</image:title><image:caption>I'm with Shangela.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-29T22:09:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/29/emmy-predictions-outstanding-lead-actor-in-a-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/agent-brody.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Agent Brody</image:title><image:caption>Stop whining.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/walter-white-mean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Walter White mean</image:title><image:caption>He won't win. Boo!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-29T18:40:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/29/cake-boss-is-not-the-only-reason-to-go-to-hoboken/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/at-patricks-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>At. Patrick's Day</image:title><image:caption>My Irish brethren always keep it classy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/woman-scared.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman-scared</image:title><image:caption>Sounds about right.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/carlos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carlo's</image:title><image:caption>Behind every stereotype there is some truth . . . . </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kevin-james.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin James</image:title><image:caption>Me and this guy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-29T16:58:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/28/prison-guard-is-the-new-sexy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/matt-mcgorry-muscular.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matt McGorry muscular</image:title><image:caption>Arrest me anytime!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/john-bennett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John Bennett</image:title><image:caption>He looks like he goes to church on Sundays.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/daya-bennett.gif</image:loc><image:title>Daya Bennett</image:title><image:caption>Behave or else I will handcuff you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-28T21:45:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/28/adorable-child-actors-who-are-still-adorable/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/neville-longbottom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Neville Longbottom</image:title><image:caption>I'll take two!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/robbie-rist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robbie Rist</image:title><image:caption>I bet he likes sci-fi and fantasy books. Just a guess!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/oliver-cousin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oliver cousin</image:title><image:caption>Swoon!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/john-gilchrist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John Gilchrist</image:title><image:caption>Yum!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/little-mikey-life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Little Mikey Life</image:title><image:caption>I can't take the cuteness!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/val-grown-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Val grown up</image:title><image:caption>Yessss.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/two_mothers_for_zachary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Two_Mothers_for_Zachary</image:title><image:caption>HOW have I not seen this movie???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/valerie-bertinelli.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valerie Bertinelli</image:title><image:caption>one day at a time</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/chip-adult.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chip Adult</image:title><image:caption>I still want to pinch those cheeks!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/chip-kate-allie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chip Kate Allie</image:title><image:caption>Ahhhhh!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-29T01:24:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/27/where-it-all-began/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/miley-cyrus-vmas-2013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miley cyrus vmas 2013</image:title><image:caption>Classy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/billy-ray-cyrus-mullet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Billy-Ray-Cyrus Mullet</image:title><image:caption>Oh yes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T22:53:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/27/emmy-predictions-outstanding-lead-actress-in-a-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/michelle-dockery.png</image:loc><image:title>Michelle Dockery</image:title><image:caption>Don't give me the side eye Mary.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kerry-washington.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Kerry Washington</image:title><image:caption>So damn pretty</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/buttercup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buttercup</image:title><image:caption>Sorry Buttercup, maybe Westley can save you next year.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/angela-chase.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Chase</image:title><image:caption>Stop MOPING already.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/connie-britton-hair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Connie Britton hair</image:title><image:caption>Connie's HAIR should win its own Emmy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/lazy-tv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lazy TV</image:title><image:caption>Sh-- happens.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T15:24:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/27/yo-happy-birthday-aaron-paul/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/aaron-paul.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aaron Paul</image:title><image:caption>Smile!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T14:16:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/26/the-disney-channel-hall-of-fame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ryan-gosling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Gosling</image:title><image:caption>Yes, he was on The Mickey Mouse Club.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/xtina-dirrty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>262_49.tif</image:title><image:caption>Assless chaps are so dirrty.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/britney-spears-young.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Britney Spears young</image:title><image:caption>Wow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/robin-thicke-miley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robin Thicke Miley</image:title><image:caption>I wonder what he has in there. Maybe a special edition set of Growing Pains DVDs?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-26T20:24:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/23/i-would-love-perfect-strangers-in-my-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mypos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mypos</image:title><image:caption>You tell them Balki.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/perfect-strangers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Perfect Strangers</image:title><image:caption>Perfect strangers? More like perfect hair!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-23T22:50:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/23/stop-whining-about-ben-affleck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ben-affleck-good-will-hunting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben Affleck Good Will Hunting</image:title><image:caption>Nice jacket!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/violet-affleck-and-ben.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Violet Affleck and Ben</image:title><image:caption>Dad's bodyguard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ct-granville.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CT granville</image:title><image:caption>oh yes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/casper-smart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Casper Smart</image:title><image:caption>Thanks Ben!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/jenny-from-the-block.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jenny from the block</image:title><image:caption>Don't br foolf</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/obannion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>O'Bannion</image:title><image:caption>Though if you were Mitch in Dazed and Confused I could understand,</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tumblr_mqrxrsg8ge1rr0uo4o1_500.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mqrxrsg8ge1rr0uo4o1_500</image:title><image:caption>esh esh esh</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-25T18:49:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/22/this-bloodsucker-is-back-on-the-market/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/eric-nude.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eric nude</image:title><image:caption>Yes please.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tara-vampire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tara Vampire</image:title><image:caption>She was cray cray before turning bloodsucker</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-22T21:16:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/22/which-snack-food-would-you-bring-into-battle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/animal-crackers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Animal Crackers</image:title><image:caption>Free at last!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/annies-bunnies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Annie's Bunnies</image:title><image:caption>Cheesy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/goldfish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goldfish</image:title><image:caption>one cool cat.I mean fish.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/teddy-grahams.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teddy Grahams</image:title><image:caption>Yum!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/swiss-miss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Swiss Miss</image:title><image:caption>I thought that bitch was neutral!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-22T18:13:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/21/lets-throw-simon-cowell-a-baby-shower/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/baby-hair-piece.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baby hair piece</image:title><image:caption>Gorgeous!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/simon-cowell-tight-t-shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simon Cowell tight t-shirt</image:title><image:caption>Blinded by the light.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/muscle-shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>muscle shirt</image:title><image:caption>Hot!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/candy-cigs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Candy cigs</image:title><image:caption>Yum!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/simon-cowell-scowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simon Cowell scowl</image:title><image:caption>Clearly he is excited too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (3)</image:title><image:caption>I did, however, have time to watch Breaking Bad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-21T05:20:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/13/hank-schrader-is-the-blanche-devereaux-of-the-21st-century/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/blanche-bedroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blanche bedroom</image:title><image:caption>Sweet!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/blanche.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blanche</image:title><image:caption>Natural beauty</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/hank-schrader.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hank Schrader</image:title><image:caption>Not his hair</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/golden-girls-lanai.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Golden Girls lanai</image:title><image:caption>Lanai</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-13T20:18:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/09/i-will-always-love-you-whitney-houston/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/whitney-hoston.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Whitney Hoston</image:title><image:caption>My greatest love of all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-09T17:30:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/08/beyonce-cut-her-hair-and-the-world-shook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/beyonce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beyonce</image:title><image:caption>I can die now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cbarlton-heston-red-sea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cbarlton Heston Red Sea</image:title><image:caption>Nooooo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-08T22:40:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/07/would-you-rather-press-your-luck-or-buy-lots-of-groceries/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/supermarket_support.jpg</image:loc><image:title>supermarket_support</image:title><image:caption>Amateurs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/whammies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Whammies</image:title><image:caption>That's a f---ing Whammy right there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/pamela-anderson-tommylee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pamela Anderson TommyLee</image:title><image:caption>If these two lovebirds can't make it there is no hope for ANYONE.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-07T13:28:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/07/beyonce-aspires-to-be-a-brooklyn-hipster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/beyonce-bike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beyonce bike</image:title><image:caption>Yessss.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/beyonce-jay-z-yacht.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beyonce Jay Z yacht</image:title><image:caption>EXCEPT when they go on yachts. Then they are nothing like us.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-07T12:35:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/06/career-paths-i-will-never-follow-thanks-to-tv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/amy-veep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amy Veep</image:title><image:caption>She'll always be "My Girl!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/holder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Holder</image:title><image:caption>Really? You expect me to resist Holder?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/the-killing-sarah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Killing Sarah</image:title><image:caption>We both have nice red hair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/breaking-bad-cooking-meth.png</image:loc><image:title>Breaking Bad cooking meth</image:title><image:caption>oompa loompas</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-06T22:37:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/06/its-a-fact-of-life-that-alan-is-the-real-musician-of-the-thicke-family/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/jason-seaver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason Seaver</image:title><image:caption>We can ignore the fact that one of his kids become anorexic and another super Christian.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/blurred-lines.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blurred lines</image:title><image:caption>NOT about good girls.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-06T21:36:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/02/happy-birthday-eddie-furlong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/edward-part-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Edward part 2</image:title><image:caption>Swoon!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/edward-furlong-and-girlfriend.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Edward Furlong and girlfriend</image:title><image:caption>I think he was "Edward" by this point.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/stehen-king.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>stehen king</image:title><image:caption>No Stephen King involvement!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/eddie-furlong.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Eddie Furlong</image:title><image:caption>That HAIR.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-02T22:19:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/08/02/what-the-hell-does-breaking-bad-mean-anyway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/hank-on-toilet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hank on toilet</image:title><image:caption>A very dad thing to do!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/king-of-queens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>THE KING OF QUEENS</image:title><image:caption>Wellll.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/skyler-white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skyler White</image:title><image:caption>Always sunny in the land of the cool.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/gretchen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gretchen</image:title><image:caption>She should be leading meditation groups.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/teaching-walt-white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teaching Walt White</image:title><image:caption>He will play with a lot WORSE fire.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/walter-white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Walter White</image:title><image:caption>Makes Dina Lohan look like a good parent!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-02T14:12:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/31/great-fake-bald-people-on-tv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jon-hamm-lex-luthor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jon Hamm Lex Luthor</image:title><image:caption>Wasit up</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/kimberly-shaw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kimberly Shaw</image:title><image:caption>Don't even get me started on the scar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/peter-brady-bunch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peter Brady Bunch</image:title><image:caption>Besides pork chops and apple sauce, this is my favorite Peter Brady moment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/aline-nation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aline Nation</image:title><image:caption>She could be their daughter!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/clare-bald.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Clare bald</image:title><image:caption>Brave!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-31T21:50:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/30/has-laura-palmer-returned/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BOB</image:title><image:caption>BOB!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/laura-palmer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laura Palmer</image:title><image:caption>Too soon?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-30T13:08:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/29/maybe-she-can-become-a-prostitution-whore-to-pay-off-her-debts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/anthony-weiner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anthony weiner</image:title><image:caption>You want more? I can give you more!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-29T22:33:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/18/outstanding-supporting-actor-in-a-drama-series-the-sophies-choice-of-emmys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mike-breaking-bad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike Breaking Bad</image:title><image:caption>That's him totally making a call ordering a hit on me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/inigo-montoya.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Inigo Montoya</image:title><image:caption>Don't kill his father if you know what's good for you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/excited-person.jpg</image:loc><image:title>excited person</image:title><image:caption>Yahoooooo!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-28T21:45:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/28/the-secret-is-out-the-world-loves-gennie-james/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/gennie-james.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gennie James</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/kardashian-sisters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kardashian Sisters</image:title><image:caption>As they say on Sesame Street, one of these things does not look like the other!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-28T21:41:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/26/dont-blame-it-on-the-rain-blame-it-on-the-tequila/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-26T21:47:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/26/the-emmys-are-the-sophies-choice-of-television/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/liberace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TV-Liberace-Candelabra</image:title><image:caption>Too much sexy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/al-pacino-phil-spector.jpg</image:loc><image:title>al-pacino-phil-spector</image:title><image:caption>That HAIR!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mike-teavee.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mike Teavee</image:title><image:caption>Mike Teavee was always my idol.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T14:24:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/26/you-cant-erase-history-wikipedia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bob-barker-price.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bob Barker</image:title><image:caption>I still have dreams about spinning that wheel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/twix.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twix</image:title><image:caption>Don't expect me to share. What do you think, I have a Hundred Grand to spend on candy?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-26T20:24:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/24/who-wants-to-marry-a-cartoon-villain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/scar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scar</image:title><image:caption>king of the jungle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mr-burns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Burns</image:title><image:caption>Excellent.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dr-claw.png</image:loc><image:title>Dr. Claw</image:title><image:caption>Cartoon villains apparently really dig cats, Who knew?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mister_spacely.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mister_Spacely</image:title><image:caption>boss from hell</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/skeletor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skeletor</image:title><image:caption>Someone's been lifting weights at the gym.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/gargamel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gargamel</image:title><image:caption>Good with animals</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/darva-conger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Darva Conger</image:title><image:caption>Unfortunately, no guarantee that they will be multi-millionaires.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-24T23:29:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/24/un-break-her-heart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/toni-braxton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toni Braxton</image:title><image:caption>Hopefully one day she can breathe again.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-24T21:59:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/23/the-muppet-babies-are-way-cuter-than-the-royal-baby-and-probably-richer-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/muppet-babies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Muppet Babies</image:title><image:caption>Uh oh!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ashton-demi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ashton Demi</image:title><image:caption>This guy? Oh wait.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-23T21:33:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/22/i-cant-believe-i-dont-live-in-a-crystal-castle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/barbie-corvette.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barbie Corvette</image:title><image:caption>Nice wheels!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/crystal-castle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crystal-Castle</image:title><image:caption>Not as many bedrooms as we'd like--we'd add a guest house.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Everything you need!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/fisher-price-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fisher price house</image:title><image:caption>Blue and yello are the best combo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-22T20:58:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/22/dennis-farina-an-awesome-dude-has-died/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dennis-farina.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dennis Farina</image:title><image:caption>Better stache than Selleck.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-22T18:25:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/22/tina-turner-is-not-your-private-dancer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tina-turner-husband.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tina Turner husband</image:title><image:caption>They would both get voted best hair.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-22T18:00:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/21/geraldo-rivera-the-jon-hamm-of-chests/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/geraldo-rivera-selfie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Geraldo Rivera selfie</image:title><image:caption>Sorry world.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/geraldo-rivera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Geraldo Rivera</image:title><image:caption>Go ahead, try to kill my father. I'll just seek revenge via my feathered hair.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-21T21:49:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/19/clarissa-explains-her-sons-nursery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mark-wilkerson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark Wilkerson</image:title><image:caption>You get yours girl!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/melissa-joan-hart-2-600x450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>melissa-joan-hart-2-600x450</image:title><image:caption>It's like Andy Warhol and Walt Disney mated.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ferguson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ferguson</image:title><image:caption>Ferguson would not be impressed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-19T22:33:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/18/candy-of-the-kid-haters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mounds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mounds</image:title><image:caption>Except for Mounds. I don't like Mounds.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/candy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candy</image:title><image:caption>My fantasy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-18T20:23:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/17/what-the-world-needs-now-is-dan-cortese-sweet-dan-cortese/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dan-cortese-now.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Cortese now</image:title><image:caption>Happy to oblige.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/max-doogie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Max Doogie</image:title><image:caption>Best </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dan-cortese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Cortese</image:title><image:caption>What a great hodge podge of styles the mid '90s brought!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-17T22:54:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/17/eye-will-save-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/zachary-quinto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UK Film Premiere of Star Trek - London</image:title><image:caption>Tick and strong, just the way I like my eyebrows!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jennifer-connelly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jennifer connelly</image:title><image:caption>Yesss</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/brooke-shields.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brooke Shields</image:title><image:caption>Hair</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bert</image:title><image:caption>unibrow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/frida-kahlo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frida Kahlo</image:title><image:caption>So colorful!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mr-carson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Carson</image:title><image:caption>Those eyebrows.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/andy-rooney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andy Rooney</image:title><image:caption>Weeeee!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/titanic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Titanic</image:title><image:caption>The bitche let go!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-17T19:28:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/16/lets-go-free-willy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jj-richter-mullet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JJ Richter Mullet</image:title><image:caption>Mullets were never my thing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/free-willy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Free Willy</image:title><image:caption>TOTALLY looks real.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-16T17:05:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/16/happy-birthday-corey-feldman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/corey_feldman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corey_feldman</image:title><image:caption>His style, however, is ageless.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-16T10:38:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/15/no-r-i-p-d-is-not-about-the-rhode-island-police-department/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cropped-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cropped (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-15T23:07:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/15/burger-bundles-the-original-sliders/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/burger-bundle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burger Bundle</image:title><image:caption>Oh, this is definitely MY way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/nachos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nachos</image:title><image:caption>These are their version of nachos. Where's the chil???</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-15T18:08:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/15/this-is-why-i-want-kids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/happy-meal-toys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy Meal Toys</image:title><image:caption>Best Happy Meal Toys EVER.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-15T11:25:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/15/happy-bastille-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pepe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pepe</image:title><image:caption>Where's his beret?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/french-manicure.jpg</image:loc><image:title>French manicure</image:title><image:caption>Unless this were 1980s.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-15T00:11:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/14/its-getting-hot-in-herre-so-you-should-probably-wear-a-thong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/sharknado.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sharknado</image:title><image:caption>F--- Jaws, this shark is EVERYWHERE!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/raining-men.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Raining Men</image:title><image:caption>And NOT men. It rains water.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ugly-snow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ugly Snow</image:title><image:caption>SUCH a winter wonderland.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-14T21:44:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/13/jenny-mccarthy-and-donnie-wahlberg-are-hangin-tough/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/donnie-wahlberg-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Donnie Wahlberg (2)</image:title><image:caption>Who would not want to be forever his girl?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-15T00:46:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/11/happy-7-eleven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/7-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7-11</image:title><image:caption>Hell no!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/snacks-7-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>snacks 7 11</image:title><image:caption>Yes I am.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/guy-fawkes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guy Fawkes</image:title><image:caption>Mark your calendar for November 5 and get all your burning effigy supplies ready!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/slurpees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slurpees</image:title><image:caption>Oh f--- yes. Though mine never look that neat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/keibler-clooney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keibler Clooney</image:title><image:caption>I'm WAY prettier?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-11T19:52:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/11/kim-kelly-had-a-baby-named-cricket/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cricket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cricket</image:title><image:caption>A budding literary geek's Bible. Science nerds had 3-2-1 Contact.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/crab.png</image:loc><image:title>Crab</image:title><image:caption>If only if they were all this cute.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/kim-kelly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Kelly</image:title><image:caption>Kim Kelly thinks it's WEIRD.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-11T17:34:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/11/choose-your-own-adventure-through-fun-or-candy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/slide-kids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slide-kids</image:title><image:caption>Weeeee!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-11T00:13:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/10/im-back/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-10T19:08:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/03/lets-go-walk-on-sunshine/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-03T20:39:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/02/stop-trying-to-make-ireland-baldwin-happen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ireland-baldwin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland Baldwin</image:title><image:caption>What, you expected a sexy pic? F--- no, I don't want to get in a twitter war with Alec.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cliffs-of-moher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cliffs of Moher</image:title><image:caption>Ireland the country, on the other hand, yes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-02T22:21:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/02/chris-elliott-did-not-need-to-get-a-life-because-he-was-living-the-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/go-gator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Go Gator</image:title><image:caption>So is riding the Go Gator, but I'm a little too big for that now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/paperboy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paperboy</image:title><image:caption>Just watch out for the Grim Reaper!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-02T16:59:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/02/york/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/york.jpg</image:loc><image:title>York</image:title><image:caption>Yes please!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-02T12:50:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/01/this-is-not-my-canobie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/yankee-cannonball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yankee Cannonball</image:title><image:caption>The Cyclone of New England!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pirate-ship.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pirate Ship</image:title><image:caption>Arrrrrrrrgh! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tilt-a-whirl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tilt a whirl</image:title><image:caption>My mom once fell down the ramp on this ride, which I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND NOW.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/caterpillar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GE DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>There are KIDS under there!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dad-old-school-canobie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dad old school canobie</image:title><image:caption>I had the coolest Dad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/turkish-twist-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turkish Twist (2)</image:title><image:caption>Turkish Twist</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/turkish-twist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turkish Twist</image:title><image:caption>yessss</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/liz-at-astoria-park-carnival.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liz at Astoria Park Carnival</image:title><image:caption>Exhibit A</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-01T23:52:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/01/happy-canada-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pamela-anderson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pamela-anderson</image:title><image:caption>Such a natural beauty.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jason-priestley-hair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason Priestley hair</image:title><image:caption>yesss</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/theguesswhoguessw3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The+Guess+Who+guessw3</image:title><image:caption>Feathered hair knows no borders.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/michael-j-fox-family-ties.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael J. Fox Family Ties</image:title><image:caption>So sexy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-01T21:13:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/07/01/steve-sanders-werks-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/steve-sanders-chip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steve Sanders Chip</image:title><image:caption>Just what we need, another Kelly/Brenda catfight over a guy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/steve-janet-90210.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steve-Janet-90210</image:title><image:caption>How '90s.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-01T18:21:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/28/cameron-and-linden-are-married-wtf-is-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cameron-and-seurat1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cameron-and-seurat1</image:title><image:caption>Even though they are rich actors, the original probably even cost too much for them!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/alan-ruck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alan Ruck</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if they drove a Ferrari here.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-28T21:15:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/28/how-can-we-cool-off-i-have-an-idea-lets-call-1-800-the-pool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/sunny-delight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunny Delight</image:title><image:caption>None of that purple stuff please.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/sunny-d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunny D</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-28T16:32:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/27/i-own-condiments-older-than-james-woods-new-girlfriend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/james-wood-and-new-piece.jpg</image:loc><image:title>James Wood and new piece</image:title><image:caption>She looks like your high school field hockey teammate, not some trophy piece.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ashley-madison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ashley Madison and James Woods</image:title><image:caption>"If you give me a beej I'll buy you a BMW."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bar_refaeli.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Swimsuit 2010 Bar RefaeliMaldives Walter Iooss Jr.01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/jameswoods.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JamesWoods</image:title><image:caption>Hot!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-27T23:27:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/26/hypothetical-situation-i-have-one-week-to-live-and-have-all-of-these-movies-to-see/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/planes_trains.jpg</image:loc><image:title>planes_trains</image:title><image:caption>God I miss John Candy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/teaching-manheim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teaching Manheim</image:title><image:caption>I did see them filming the sequel though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/camryn-manheim1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAMRYN MANHEIM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/camryn-manheim-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camryn-manheim (1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/camryn-manheim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAMRYN MANHEIM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/beverly_hills_cop_by_dertransporter-d53nizy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beverly_hills_cop_by_dertransporter-d53nizy</image:title><image:caption>I DO know the neutron dance though!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/gone-with-the-wind.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gone With the Wind</image:title><image:caption>Frankly Liz I do give a damn. You are a terrible person for never seeing this movie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/caddyshack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Caddyshack</image:title><image:caption>Bill Murray was kind of hot back in the day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-26T02:49:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/25/yum-you-are-hungry-which-tv-restaurant-do-you-choose/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/peachpit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peachpit</image:title><image:caption>Hello</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/al-abbas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Al-Abbas</image:title><image:caption>Beware</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/los_pollos_hermanos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Los_Pollos_Hermanos</image:title><image:caption>Your one stop for chicken and meth!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T20:06:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/25/jodie-sweetin-is-the-modern-day-elizabeth-taylor-except-without-the-talent-or-violet-eyes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/jodie-sweetin-boob-job-04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jodie-sweetin-boob-job-04</image:title><image:caption>She does have nice assets.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/stephanie-tanner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stephanie Tanner</image:title><image:caption>Who knew this sweet little thing would become such a Casanova?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-30T06:50:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/24/god-is-real/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/paul-giamatti.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paul Giamatti</image:title><image:caption>Yup, he looks aristocratic.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-24T20:51:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/21/summer-is-here/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-21T21:05:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/20/my-favorite-tony-soprano-moments/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/james-gandolfini.jpg</image:loc><image:title>James Gandolfini. photo: Barry Wetcher</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-20T22:28:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/17/remind-me-never-to-go-to-egypt-with-bert/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/met-tombs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Met tombs</image:title><image:caption>Except the ones at the Met. I'm cool with these tombs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-17T21:42:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/13/i-want-love-and-so-does-robert-downey-jr/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/robert-downey-jr-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robert-downey-jr-2</image:title><image:caption>oh hello</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-13T20:29:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/12/fill-in-the-blank-salma-hayeks-husband-loves-__________/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/salma-hayek-leather.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Salma Hayek leather</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, I get it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/salma-hayek-cleavage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Salma Hayek cleavage</image:title><image:caption>I hope she wore this before Labor Day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/salma-hayek-dusk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MSDFRDA EC002</image:title><image:caption>Just look her in the eyes already!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/salma-hayek-sparkle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Salma Hayek sparkle</image:title><image:caption>Though she does, uh, sparkle!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-12T21:09:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/11/jurassic-park-is-20-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/jurassic-park.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jurassic-park</image:title><image:caption>You can run away, but I'll always know.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-11T20:28:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/10/americas-second-favorite-lesbian-is-back-on-the-market/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/jane-lynch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jane Lynch</image:title><image:caption>Come on. You didn't REALLY think it was going to be Rosie?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-10T20:18:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/07/it-is-so-hard-to-meet-a-man-in-new-york-id-even-date-a-teeny-little-super-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/peter-dinklage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CS 65 Friday 22nd October 2010</image:title><image:caption>Not this one!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/superguy-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superguy 2</image:title><image:caption>He knows his way around the kitchen!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/fdny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FDNY</image:title><image:caption>One of my 50000 suitors.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-07T20:55:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/07/so-long-intervention/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/coley-burl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coley Burl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/gabe-the-gambler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gabe the Gambler</image:title><image:caption>Love those frosted tips!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/jeff-vanvonderen-profile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeff-vanvonderen-profile</image:title><image:caption>Jeff VanVonderen agrees.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-07T16:33:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/06/brad-pitts-best-years-were-with-aniston-not-angelina/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/brad_pitt_takes_maddox_for_a_boys_day_out.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brad_pitt_takes_maddox_for_a_boys_day_out</image:title><image:caption>I'm not giving you any change.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/brad-pitt-troy-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brad pitt Troy 10</image:title><image:caption>ABSolutely hot. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/brad-pitt-oceans-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brad-Pitt-Oceans-11</image:title><image:caption>I'll just ignore the pinky ring.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/brad-pitt-work-out.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brad-pitt-work-out</image:title><image:caption>Doesn't look like a pothead to me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/brad-pitt-thelma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brad pitt thelma</image:title><image:caption>Well, he could have been smug 20+ years ago, when he looked like this. Damn.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-06T19:10:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/05/helena-bonham-carter-as-elizabeth-taylor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/helena-bonham-carter11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Helena-bonham-carter1</image:title><image:caption>Fancy pants</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/helena-bonham-carter1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Helena-bonham-carter1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-05T20:47:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/04/do-you-bop-it-or-do-what-simon-says/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-04T22:12:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/04/people-who-should-have-had-a-baby-together-bailey-and-sarah-from-part-of-five/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/sarah-bailey-party-of-five.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sarah bailey party of five</image:title><image:caption>Could have been a Party of Three.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/jennifer_love_hewitt_cleavage3_lg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jennifer_love_hewitt_cleavage3_lg</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if she will breast feed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-04T19:39:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/06/04/you-have-one-life-to-live-what-hospital-do-you-go-to/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/joe-lando.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe lando</image:title><image:caption>You needed to have a great mane of hair to be on this show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dr-quinn-jane-seymour_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dr-Quinn-Jane-Seymour_l</image:title><image:caption>That hair!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/doogie_howser_md_290x400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doogie_Howser_MD_290x400</image:title><image:caption>"He can't buy beer but can prescribe drugs!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/antonio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Antonio</image:title><image:caption>From the pages of Tiger Beat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/er-clooney-edwards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ER clooney edwards</image:title><image:caption>Oh hello.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-04T14:52:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/30/you-know-what-you-need-a-snoopy-sno-cone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/snoopy-sno-cone-machine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snoopy Sno-cone Machine</image:title><image:caption>Blue flavor is the best!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-30T21:02:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/30/its-getting-hot-in-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/thepool.png</image:loc><image:title>thepool</image:title><image:caption>Look, it's got a slide!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sprinkler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Girl jumps through water sprinkler.</image:title><image:caption>Weeee!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pillow-people.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pillow People</image:title><image:caption>Lucky bitch.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-30T20:35:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/30/who-should-i-marry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tony-danza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tony Danza</image:title><image:caption>I'd like to see that towel wrapped around his waist.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/buddy-valstro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Buddy Valstro</image:title><image:caption>Hmmm, caaaaakkkkeee!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ethan-hawke-grunge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ethan Hawke Grunge</image:title><image:caption>Toothpicks are tasty.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jordan-catalano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jordan catalano</image:title><image:caption>I don't know if I'm comfortable with you borrowing my conditioner.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-30T17:28:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/29/alex-skarsgard-and-i-totally-hooked-up-last-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/alex-skarsgard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alex Skarsgard</image:title><image:caption>He was smiling more last night.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-29T20:17:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/28/yo-jesse-pinkman-is-off-the-market/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/aaron-paul-wedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aaron Paul Wedding</image:title><image:caption>He cleans up!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jesse-pinkman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jesse pinkman</image:title><image:caption>He's pissed too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-29T15:54:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/28/lets-hope-this-arrested-development-comes-back-too/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-28T18:53:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/28/i-am-finally-going-to-watch-arrested-development/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/never-nude.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Never Nude</image:title><image:caption>David Cross, however, yes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/american-flag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>american-flag</image:title><image:caption>Do you even know what this is?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-29T20:21:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/25/i-would-let-this-cop-sexually-harass-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bynes-arrested.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bynes arrested</image:title><image:caption>You have the right to bear my children.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-25T21:34:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/24/is-amanda-bynes-britney-spears-2-0/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/britney-spears-bald.jpg</image:loc><image:title>britney-spears-bald</image:title><image:caption>The Dark Days</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/amandabynesmugshot052413.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amandabynesmugshot052413</image:title><image:caption>Where is the blonde wig?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/amanda-bynes-what-a-girl-wants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amanda Bynes What a Girl Wants</image:title><image:caption>I agree, that's not what a girl wants.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-24T16:40:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/23/orange-popsicles-are-the-redheaded-step-children-of-frozen-treats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/strawberry-toaster-strudel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strawberry-toaster-strudel</image:title><image:caption>I don't care if it has frosting, it's still the poor man's Pop Tart.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/quarter-water.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Quarter Water</image:title><image:caption>God's Nectar</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/popsicle.png</image:loc><image:title>popsicle</image:title><image:caption>Let's go eat a Popsicle!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-11T22:10:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/11/kingston-and-zuma-rossdale-are-too-cool-for-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/violet-glasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Violet glasses</image:title><image:caption>Hot dad not included.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kingston-zuma-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kingston Zuma 2</image:title><image:caption>Yup!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kingston-zuma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kingston and Zuma Rossdale visit the Museum of Los Angeles in Los Angeles, CA</image:title><image:caption>Yup, it's these two.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-23T21:49:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/23/what-the-world-needs-now-is-tawny-kitaen-sweet-tawny-kitaen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tawny-kitaen-on-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tawny Kitaen on car</image:title><image:caption>She ain't wasting no more time.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-23T17:06:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/22/when-i-want-authentic-italian-food-i-go-to-this-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/chef-boyardee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chef Boyardee</image:title><image:caption>He's the Ghostbuster of pasta!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-22T20:56:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/22/most-improved-patrick-dempsey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/patrick-dempsey-now1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patrick-dempsey-now</image:title><image:caption>Yes please!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/patrick-dempsey-now.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patrick-dempsey-now</image:title><image:caption>Yes please!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/young_patrick_dempsey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>young_patrick_dempsey</image:title><image:caption>Turtlenecks are cool!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/suede-outfit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>suede outfit</image:title><image:caption>I can't believe some jerk spilled red wine all over this sweet suede number!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-22T20:03:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/22/alex-skarsgard-and-i-would-probably-make-a-great-couple-duh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/liz-shake-weight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liz Shake Weight</image:title><image:caption>I'm also good with the Shake Weight.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-22T15:06:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/21/id-like-the-purple-stuff-thank-you-very-much/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kool-aid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kool Aid</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-21T16:29:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/20/heidi-klum-is-the-lady-sybil-of-supermodels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/heidi-klum-martin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heidi-klum- Martin</image:title><image:caption>hi!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sybil-and-tom-go-public.png</image:loc><image:title>sybil-and-tom-go-public</image:title><image:caption>I get it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/2-half-men.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2 half men</image:title><image:caption>There is no accounting for taste.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-02T16:28:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/17/where-is-sanjaya/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sanjaya-auto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sanjaya auto</image:title><image:caption>You can buy a new copy on Amazon for only $1.40!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sanjaya-mohawk.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Sanjaya mohawk</image:title><image:caption>There is a God.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sanjaya.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sanjaya</image:title><image:caption>So happy together.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/the-hotness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Hotness</image:title><image:caption>Who can forget The Hotness?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-17T13:57:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/16/a-trip-down-memory-lane-baby-one-more-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/britney-spears.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Britney Spears</image:title><image:caption>She was that innocent.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/peter-gabriel-sledgehammer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PETER-GABRIEL-SLEDGEHAMMER</image:title><image:caption>I bet the kidz today don't even know the song "Sledgehammer." Blasphemy!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-16T17:00:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/16/tori-spelling-is-so-subtle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/spinning-globe-tori.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spinning globe tori</image:title><image:caption>Let's dance!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/my-little-pony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my little pony</image:title><image:caption>When did the ponies become such coquettes?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-16T13:28:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/14/20-is-the-new-40/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/roller-coaster-no-hands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roller coaster no hands</image:title><image:caption>Weeeee!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lindsay-has-bad-teeth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lindsay-has-bad-teeth</image:title><image:caption>To be fair, those cheek implants are probably under a year old. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/selena-marie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Selena Marie</image:title><image:caption>Yup.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/courtney-stodden-at-the-grove-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>courtney-stodden-at-the-grove-01</image:title><image:caption>19 on the inside, 48-year-old Vegas cocktail waitress on the outside.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/patrick-swayze-demi-moore-ghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patrick-swayze-demi-moore-ghost</image:title><image:caption>This is the Demi I will always love. Say ditto if you agree.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-14T18:03:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/14/i-cant-believe-i-missed-the-bruins-game-last-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bruins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bruins</image:title><image:caption>They're pissed at me too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-14T17:16:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/13/would-you-rather-the-evil-parent-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/livia-soprano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Livia Soprano</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tywin_lannister.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tywin_lannister</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-14T03:32:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/13/is-another-fake-baby-on-the-way-for-beyonce/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/blue-ivy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blue Ivy</image:title><image:caption>I will admit she is very darn cute!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/beyonce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beyonce</image:title><image:caption>Even without makeup she looks good. Bitch.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-13T19:46:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/13/prince-harry-should-visit-my-apartment-while-he-is-in-nyc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/prince-harry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prince Harry</image:title><image:caption>Yummmmm.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/honey-boo-boo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>honey-boo-boo</image:title><image:caption>This child is worth 800 times what I am. Sigh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/prince-will.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prince Will</image:title><image:caption>Prince Will showed such promise.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-14T13:06:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/13/barbara-walters-is-retiring-say-it-aint-so/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/barbara-walters-monica-lewinsky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barbara-walters-monica-lewinsky</image:title><image:caption>Fidel Castro</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/barbara-walters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barbara Walters</image:title><image:caption>Home girl wore a power suit like no other.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-13T15:20:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/12/who-is-your-favorite-tv-mom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cindy-walsh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cindy Walsh</image:title><image:caption>She borrowed that shirt from Parker Lewis.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/downton_abbey3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>downton_abbey3</image:title><image:caption>Looks like my childhood home.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-12T21:15:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/10/why-yes-that-is-the-adorable-precocious-kid-from-love-actually-on-game-of-thrones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jojens3promo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JojenS3Promo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sam-love-actually.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sam love actually</image:title><image:caption>Precious!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-10T22:23:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/16/i-found-peter-from-the-cosby-show-on-louie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/lardassle8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lardassle8</image:title><image:caption>What a natural looking fat suit. The 1980s were so innovative!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/never.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Never</image:title><image:caption>Let's eat some raw beef!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/peter-chiara.png</image:loc><image:title>Peter-Chiara</image:title><image:caption>Squeal!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-10T21:55:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/10/chubby-sidekicks-rule/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/norm-cheers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>norm cheers</image:title><image:caption>He goes where everyone knows his name.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/goonieschunk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GooniesChunk</image:title><image:caption>Hey you guyyyyyysssss! Look how awesome I am!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/samwell-jon-snow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CS 69 28th October 2010</image:title><image:caption>They share coats.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/people.jpg</image:loc><image:title>People</image:title><image:caption>No, you don't have to find Waldo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-10T21:48:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/10/the-origins-of-drake-from-aubrey-graham-to-jimmy-brooks-to-rap-superstar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/drake-arm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drake arm</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if that jacket's the best he ever had.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/nina-dobrev.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nina Dobrev</image:title><image:caption>I hear she's single now Jimmy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jimmy-brooks-toby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jimmy Brooks Toby</image:title><image:caption>Be my friend</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-10T16:54:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/10/attention-the-c-list-couple-that-no-one-knew-were-dating-have-broken-up/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-10T16:26:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/09/this-man-knew-a-real-life-hungry-hungry-hippo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/old-big-mouth-hippo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old-big-mouth-Hippo</image:title><image:caption>Get in my belly!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/baby-hippo-is-cute.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baby-hippo-is-cute</image:title><image:caption>I'm cute!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-09T14:55:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/08/rachael-leigh-cook-is-all-that-and-a-mother/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/rachael-leigh-cook-hot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rachael Leigh Cook hot</image:title><image:caption>Look Ma, I have cleavage too!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/shes-all-that-miramax.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shes-all-that-miramax</image:title><image:caption>What a waste of flowers!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-18T11:19:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/08/if-you-dont-want-to-do-something-today-just-blame-it-on-the-rain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/rainy-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rainy Day</image:title><image:caption>Rain should always look this artistic.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-08T12:54:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/07/who-is-the-hottest-guy-on-game-of-thrones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jaime-lannister.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jaime Lannister</image:title><image:caption>Call me if you ever need a hand, Jaime Lannister.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/theon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Theon</image:title><image:caption>Is he Mick Jagger's medieval ancestor?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/stannis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stannis</image:title><image:caption>This is a very hipster jpeg for medieval fantasy times</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/robb-stark.gif</image:loc><image:title>Robb Stark</image:title><image:caption>Hot AND good with animals? Check please!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jon-snow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jon snow</image:title><image:caption>You can guard ME Jon Snow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cute_puppies_2-wide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cute_puppies_2-wide</image:title><image:caption>Did you pervs really think I was going to post a picture of a naked woman?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-07T20:50:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/07/mama-june-and-me-a-study-of-opposites/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mama-june-and-sugar-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mama June and Sugar Bear</image:title><image:caption>White probably wouldn't be an appropriate color for them.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mama-june.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mama June</image:title><image:caption>That's how I feel about walnuts too, Mama June!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-07T19:59:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/04/santas-little-helper-is-the-only-racer-i-care-about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/homer-doh-squarered.jpg</image:loc><image:title>homer-doh-squarered</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kentucky-derby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here They Come(c) Dave Blackwww.daveblackphotography.com</image:title><image:caption>Horses!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T21:03:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/03/rehab-is-lindsay-lohans-cheers-where-everyone-knows-her-name/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lindsay-lohan-bikini-photo-ankle-monitor-style.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lindsay-lohan-bikini-photo-ankle-monitor-style</image:title><image:caption>Klassy!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-03T20:38:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/03/fake-nerds-get-off-my-tv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/johnny-galecki-non-nerd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Johnny Galecki non nerd</image:title><image:caption>I think he's channeling Morrissey,</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dallasroberts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DallasRoberts</image:title><image:caption>Looks like a North Face model.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/brian-p.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brian P</image:title><image:caption>Yup.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/johnny-galecki.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Johnny Galecki</image:title><image:caption>He will always be David to me. No wonder Becky is now a lesbian.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/miltonpp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MiltonPP</image:title><image:caption>Those round frames do nothing for you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/reid-criminal-minds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CRIMINAL MINDS</image:title><image:caption>Hot nerd?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/quadraticformula.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quadraticformula</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/regis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Regis</image:title><image:caption>Regis is intrigued by this hypothetical situation too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-03T18:37:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/03/im-an-american-citizen-too-reese-witherspoon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/reese-man-in-the-moon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reese man in the moon</image:title><image:caption>If all of our first kisses could look like this!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-03T21:02:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/02/i-dont-hate-you-because-youre-beautiful-kelly-lebrock-i-hate-you-because-you-were-married-to-steven-seagal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kelly-lebrock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kelly LeBrock</image:title><image:caption>Weird science indeed!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-02T21:56:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/02/what-we-talk-about-when-we-talk-about-love-is-not-the-bachelor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bachelors.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bachelors</image:title><image:caption>This is what I call the Douche Brigade!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-02T19:35:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/02/celebrity-death-match-kitt-or-general-lee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/general-lee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>General Lee</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kitt.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>KITT</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/goldengirlshouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GoldenGirlsHouse</image:title><image:caption>The furniture from the lanai is included.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-02T15:05:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/02/kriss-or-kross-is-dead/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-02T13:51:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/01/these-douche-commercials-will-never-get-old/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mom-dress-liz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mom dress Liz</image:title><image:caption>Exhibit A</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-01T20:58:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/01/its-not-unusual-to-be-heartbroken-that-carlton-banks-is-having-a-baby-with-a-lady-that-is-not-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/alfonso.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alfonso</image:title><image:caption>He's also friends with Malcolm in the Middle. What else do you need???</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-01T18:31:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/05/01/the-year-is-1990-you-can-be-on-a-game-show-hosted-by-chuck-woolery-what-do-you-choose/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/chuck-woolery.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>GSN_LINGO-6 033</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, I've got frosted tips. What do you want to do about it?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/5thvfinger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5thvfinger</image:title><image:caption>And let's not even start on 5th Avenue vs Butterfinger....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-01T15:23:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/30/if-you-want-to-get-a-head-tattoo-you-should-move-to-new-zealand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/top_of_lake-300x300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>top_of_lake--300x300</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/second-head-tattoo-with-mom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>second head tattoo with mom</image:title><image:caption>"White trash hot" applies to all ages.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/johnno.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Johnno</image:title><image:caption>He does have a cute bare ass.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/second-head-tattoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Second Head Tattoo</image:title><image:caption>Just a regular old breakfast with a guy with a tat on his head.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/head-tattoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Head Tattoo!</image:title><image:caption>He's what I call "white trash hot."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/top-of-the-lake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Top of the Lake</image:title><image:caption>Yes that's Peggy from Mas Men.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-30T23:47:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/30/why-cant-splash-be-about-mermaids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/charles-in-charge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charles-in-charge</image:title><image:caption>I think Willie Aames is due for a comeback.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/splash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Splash</image:title><image:caption>She inspired many fantasies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-30T21:32:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/30/i-can-bring-back-one-1980s-cartoon-with-hot-babes-what-will-it-be/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/betty-rubble.gif</image:loc><image:title>Betty Rubble.</image:title><image:caption>Not to throw shade, but the question needs to be asked . . . How did Barney score such a hot chick?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/jem.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jem</image:title><image:caption>Big hair and bold fashion taste. Why the frown, Jem?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sheragroup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SheRaGroup</image:title><image:caption>Her friends were hot too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-30T18:06:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/30/the-killing-will-go-on/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-30T15:49:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/30/blonde-or-brunette-round-1-bo-or-luke-duke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bo-luke-duke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bo luke duke</image:title><image:caption>Just another day looking hot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/boss_hogg_sorrell_booke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boss_Hogg_(Sorrell_Booke)</image:title><image:caption>Where's Rosco P. Coltrane?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-30T15:06:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/29/lady-elaine-fairchilde-was-the-scariest-woman-on-tv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/elaine-fairchilde.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elaine Fairchilde</image:title><image:caption>Don't mess with this lady!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/easy-bake-oven.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Easy Bake Oven</image:title><image:caption>Let's go to town!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-09-24T16:14:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/29/now-that-harry-styles-is-dating-kimberly-stewart-maybe-which-19-year-old-could-i-date/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/adrienne-sean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adrienne Sean</image:title><image:caption>It's okay, I just barfed a little in my mouth too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/harry-kim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harry Kim</image:title><image:caption>Some guys have all the luck . . . not!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-29T20:36:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/25/are-golden-grahams-the-path-to-happiness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/goldengrahamss_bowl.png</image:loc><image:title>GoldenGrahamsS_Bowl</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-26T15:34:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/25/in-case-you-were-concerned-jennifer-lopez-is-still-not-relatable/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/j-lo-puffy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>J Lo Puffy</image:title><image:caption>As the Countess says, money can't buy you class.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-26T08:11:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/25/forget-the-russians-its-the-australians-that-are-taking-over-america/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/roberttaylor_longmire__120713000408-e1342137882130-275x275.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RobertTaylor_Longmire__120713000408-e1342137882130-275x275</image:title><image:caption>He looks like a man of America, but Robert Taylor is a man of Oz.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/daniel-holden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daniel Holden</image:title><image:caption>Right or wrong, I'd hit it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-26T08:27:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/24/where-in-the-world-is-camryn-manheim/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/camryn-manheim-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camryn-manheim (1)</image:title><image:caption>She doesn't look like an international criminal. She probably plays a lawyer on tv.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rockapella.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rockapella</image:title><image:caption>Neither has Rockapella.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-24T22:44:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/24/remember-when-gwyneth-was-just-a-head-in-a-box/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/brad-gwyneth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brad Gwyneth</image:title><image:caption>They kind of look like the cover of an incestuous V.C. Andrews novel, but whatevs</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-24T18:34:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/23/sean-collier-is-my-brother/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/droo-liz-eire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Droo Liz Eire</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sean-collier-barbecue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sean-collier barbecue</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/liz-droo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liz Droo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/simons-siblings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simons Siblings</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T00:24:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/05/7-little-johnstons-walked-into-a-bar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/big-johnson-t-shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Big Johnson t shirt</image:title><image:caption>We've come a long way!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/levi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Levi</image:title><image:caption>Hahahaha this is the third pic that comes up when you google "7 Little Johnstons." Bristol has BURNED you Levi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/baby-on-toilet-reading.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby-on-toilet-reading</image:title><image:caption>I look just as cute.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-19T13:21:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/04/what-is-it-with-hot-cops-on-my-tv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/theo-james.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Theo James</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I would like those lips to seduce me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-04T12:36:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/03/warning-reading-the-looming-tower-while-watching-breaking-bad-may-make-you-want-to-see-puupies/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-03T12:47:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/04/02/suri-cruise-has-bangs-and-i-know-this-because-i-clicked-on-a-link/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/suri-bangs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suri bangs</image:title><image:caption>Such a vague stare and yet such blunt bangs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/billy-elliot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Billy Elliot</image:title><image:caption>What can I say? I recognized the potential.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-02T12:17:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/29/i-am-going-to-be-a-beloved-er-aunt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/me-with-jon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me with Jon</image:title><image:caption>I am such a natural with babies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-29T18:26:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/28/my-girl-will-soon-be-called-my-mom-by-some-lucky-child/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/my_girl_kiss_1992-500x375.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my_girl_kiss_1992-500x375</image:title><image:caption>This won best kiss at the very first MTV Movie Awards in 1992. Edward Furlong also won Breakthrough Performance so there's that . . . .</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-28T12:21:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/27/if-you-arewere-a-lesbian-which-golden-girl-would-you-want-to-marry/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-27T12:51:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/26/newsflash-porsha-does-not-have-the-picture-perfect-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/porsha.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Porsha</image:title><image:caption>This only looks picture average to me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-26T23:46:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/26/the-world-needs-the-10000-maniacs-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/calire-eli-degrassi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Calire Eli Degrassi</image:title><image:caption>Though I do watch Degrassi, but it's Canadian and everyone knows foreign things are more sophisticated.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-26T16:44:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/26/the-preasure-of-watching-breaking-bad-on-dvds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/breaking-bad1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Breaking Bad</image:title><image:caption>Toto, I have a feeling Bryan Cranston is not Malcolm's dad anymore.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/breaking-bad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Breaking Bad</image:title><image:caption>Toto, I have a feeling he's not Malcolm's dad anymore.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-26T12:12:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/25/where-my-peeps-at/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/peeps-tshirt1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peeps tshirt</image:title><image:caption>My brother loved to borrow my clothes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/peeps-back-e1364238575818.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peeps Back</image:title><image:caption>Party in the back</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/peeps-front-e1364238494992.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peeps Front</image:title><image:caption>Business in the Front</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/peeps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peeps</image:title><image:caption>United we stand!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-25T21:31:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/25/andrea-zuckerman-the-original-40-year-old-virgin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/andrea-zuckerman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andrea Zuckerman</image:title><image:caption>There can only be one Blossom, Zuckerman. Lose the hat!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-25T18:42:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/22/jonathan-taylor-thomas-babe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jonathan-taylor-thomas-today.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jonathan-Taylor-Thomas-Today</image:title><image:caption>Not bad. Could pass for a Google employee.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jonathan-taylor-thomas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jonathan Taylor Thomas</image:title><image:caption>The boy who would become Baby Simba. Circle of Life INDEED!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-22T14:21:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/21/lindsay-lohan-on-intervention-a-girl-can-dream/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/lindsay_lohan_mugshot_a_p.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lindsay_lohan_mugshot_a_p</image:title><image:caption>Not a headshot.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-21T12:51:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/20/bostons-finest-irish-catholic-cop-needs-new-yorks-finest-irish-catholic-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/pat-rogers-bostons-finest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pat Rogers Boston's Finest</image:title><image:caption>Do I have the right to bear your children?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-20T01:32:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/12/i-dream-of-living-in-a-genie-bottle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/i-dream-of-jeannie-bottle.png</image:loc><image:title>i dream of jeannie Bottle</image:title><image:caption>That bitch has everything.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-12T09:08:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/12/before-she-was-gone-with-the-wind-fabulous-she-was-just-someone-who-wanted-to-help-kids/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-12T03:24:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/25/a-donkey-and-a-stallion-walk-into-a-bar-whose-ass-do-you-want/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/phine-bootykenya.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phine-booty+kenya</image:title><image:caption>Spelling, schmelling!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/stallion-behind.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stallion behind</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if this stallion is hung like a--oh BEHAVE!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/donkey-booty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Donkey booty</image:title><image:caption>What an ass!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pogo-ball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pogo Ball</image:title><image:caption>Is that planet Saturn or a really cool toy? You decide.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-12T01:10:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/16/kenya-is-not-just-a-country-in-africa-shes-also-a-crazy-b-in-atlanta/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kenya-moore-smooth-magazine-former-miss-usa-07-530x712.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kenya-moore-smooth-magazine-former-miss-usa-07-530x712</image:title><image:caption>Now. Still classy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kenya_summer_moore_miss_usa_1993.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kenya_Summer_Moore_Miss_USA_1993</image:title><image:caption>Then</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/phaedra-parks-vibe-lawsuit-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phaedra-Parks-Vibe-Lawsuit-Cover</image:title><image:caption>Everybody knows </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-12T01:10:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/16/kenya-is-probably-sooo-jealous-of-kandi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/kenya-moore-gone-with-the-wind-fabulous.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>kenya-moore-gone-with-the-wind-fabulous</image:title><image:caption>Work!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/kandi-burruss-boyfriend-2012-todd-tucker.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>kandi-burruss-boyfriend-2012-todd-tucker</image:title><image:caption>Nene on Kandi and Todd: On Kandi and her boyfriend: "They're both short, and they both need love." Dying.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-12T01:09:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/12/people-that-should-have-had-a-baby-together-ian-ziering-and-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/steve-sanders.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steve Sanders</image:title><image:caption>I want to run my fingers through that mane.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ian-ziering.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Launch Party For The New BlackBerry Curve - Arrivals</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-31T23:56:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/12/people-who-should-have-a-baby-together-r-l-stine-and-v-c-andrews/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/flowers-in-the-attic-dollaganger.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Flowers in the attic dollaganger</image:title><image:caption>The Dollanganger kids are too busy romancing each other, which presents a bit of a problem if Stine wants to give Andrews a flower from his attic,</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-12T00:30:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/12/mentos-not-only-give-you-fresh-breath-they-give-you-genius-bursts-of-energy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mentos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MENTOS</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-12T00:15:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/11/remember-when-mms-werent-annoying/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/green-m-m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Green M &amp; M</image:title><image:caption>This is the second image that comes up when you google image search "Sexy M&amp;M." Apparently that's a thing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T23:59:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/11/march-13-2012-a-date-that-will-live-in-infamy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/brandon-kelly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brandon Kelly</image:title><image:caption>Peter was probably just jealous of Brandon.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T23:34:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/08/this-is-going-to-make-you-cry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sweet-puppy-with-bunny-puppies-14749075-1600-1200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sweet-puppy-with-bunny-puppies-14749075-1600-1200</image:title><image:caption>This will make me smile.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-19T03:56:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/08/wheres-the-love-with-the-hanson-brothers-and-their-wives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hanson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hanson</image:title><image:caption>Which is funny because I didn't little girls could make sperm.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-08T13:38:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/07/people-who-should-have-babies-together-mary-anne-spier-and-logan-bruno/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mary-anne-logan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mary Anne logan</image:title><image:caption>You put a bow in your hair and all the boys come flocking. Noted.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mary-anne-spiers-babysitters-club1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mary-anne-spiers-babysitters-club1</image:title><image:caption>They also mean aspiring nurse practitioner. After all, who else could save super annoying Jenny Prezioso? And no, I didn't have to look her name up.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-07T15:15:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/06/more-people-who-should-have-a-baby-together-sam-merlotte-and-teen-wolf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/teenwolf-basketball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teenwolf basketball</image:title><image:caption>He definitely plays ball like a Hoosier.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-06T16:24:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/06/oh-hell-no/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/valerie-harper-hogan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valerie Harper Hogan</image:title><image:caption>Yes that is the man who would become Teen Wolf 2, Jason Bateman.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-06T13:21:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/05/other-people-who-should-have-had-a-baby-together-brandon-walsh-and-emily-valentine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/brandon-emily.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brandon-Emily</image:title><image:caption>Look at that adoring gaze. Too bad an intense focus like that couldn't get her preggers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/spikesnakeemma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spike,snake,emma</image:title><image:caption>Degrassi fans--we can only DREAM that Snake is Emma's real dad. Nope, Spike had to bang Shane in grade 9.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-05T16:49:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/05/jim-carrey-obviously-did-not-do-weight-watchers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jim-carrey-skinny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jim Carrey skinny</image:title><image:caption>Jenny McCarthy obviously never made him vaccinate the sexy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/charlize-theron-monster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlize Theron Monster</image:title><image:caption>I'm talking to YOU Charlize Theron</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-05T12:57:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/04/sexiest-man-alive-2013-keith-morrison/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/keith-morrison-mugshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keith Morrison mugshot</image:title><image:caption>Convicted of having a sense of humor!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/morrison-keith-5561.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morrison-keith-5561</image:title><image:caption>He's good with kids. Swoon!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/keith-ature.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keith ature</image:title><image:caption>This would be a great Match.com profile pic, but Keith is happily married to Matthew Perry's mom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ryan_ferguson_mug-shot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan_Ferguson_mug shot</image:title><image:caption>Sexiest Falsely Convicted Murderer Alive?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/keith-morrison-stance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keith Morrison stance</image:title><image:caption>A man among men,</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-04T16:12:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/04/this-baby-should-have-come-from-justins-loins-to-kellys-belly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/justin-guarini-300x400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>justin-guarini-300x400</image:title><image:caption>Justin is also apparently handsome. Who knew?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/from-justin-to-kelly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>From Justin to Kelly</image:title><image:caption>They looked so happy together!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-10T00:34:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/03/04/but-where-was-alfonso/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/rick-schroeder-600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rick-schroeder-600</image:title><image:caption>Where is Alfonso???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/silver-spoon-train.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silver spoon train</image:title><image:caption>Choo choo!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-04T02:41:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/22/i-come-from-a-small-town/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/blocks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blocks</image:title><image:caption>Do you think contractors use these to build houses? A girl can wish!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-24T07:34:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/20/it-is-really-not-fair-that-i-have-no-musical-talent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/levon-helm-tribute.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Levon Helm Tribute</image:title><image:caption>That bad bitch on the right stole the show. You go Mavis Staples! Yeah!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-20T18:52:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/20/guess-which-show-i-will-continue-not-to-watch-entertainment-tonight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/prince-michael-jackson-sunglasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prince-michael-jackson Sunglasses</image:title><image:caption>Just beat it, okay?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/michael-jackson-with-paris-and-prince-circa-2001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michael-jackson-with-paris-and-prince-circa-2001</image:title><image:caption>Do you remember the time when Michael treated his kids like sickly freaks? I do, and I miss those days.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/prince-michael-jackson-gi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prince-michael-jackson-gi</image:title><image:caption>Just beat it, okay?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-20T13:13:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/14/me-too-foreigner-me-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/valentines-day-candy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valentines Day Candy</image:title><image:caption>Yum!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-14T16:41:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/14/alec-baldwin-and-wife-are-expecting-a-child-and-hopefully-not-a-thoughtless-little-piglet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cute-pig-in-boots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cute-pig-in-boots</image:title><image:caption>But at least pigs are cute, right???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/alec-baldwin-hilaria-thomas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alec-baldwin-hilaria-thomas</image:title><image:caption>She's a 20-something yoga instructor. I don't get what he sees in her AT ALL.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/keith-morrison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NBC Universal Anchors and Correspondents</image:title><image:caption>Or be murdered by your husband and star on Datline!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-14T13:35:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/12/meadow-soprano-is-pregnant-what-will-tony-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/meadow-finn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meadow Finn</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if Meadow's ex-fiance Finn DeTrulio ever got married. He was cute!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tony-soprano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tony-soprano</image:title><image:caption>As much as I thought I'd want to marry into the Mafia, I think it would be a tad difficult.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-12T19:01:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/12/please-help-me-solve-this-mysterious-mystery-why-in-the-world-would-sports-illustrated-put-kate-upton-on-their-cover-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kate-upton-300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kate-upton-300</image:title><image:caption>Brrrr!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-12T13:27:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/11/i-miss-hugh-downs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/barbara-hugh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barbara Hugh</image:title><image:caption>BABES.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hugh-downs-barbara.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hugh Downs Barbara</image:title><image:caption>BABES.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mr-belvedere-wesley-t-owens-brice-beckham.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Belvedere Wesley T. Owens-Brice-Beckham</image:title><image:caption>I wonder what happened to Wesley. He was a babe!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-15T07:58:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/11/people-will-still-pay-to-see-the-new-kids-on-the-block-proving-they-do-have-the-right-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/nkotb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NKOTB</image:title><image:caption>Did anyone like Danny?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-11T17:08:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/11/milli-vanilli-put-a-black-cloud-over-my-head-for-anything-grammy-related-until-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/milli-vanilli-grammy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>milli Vanilli Grammy</image:title><image:caption>Girl you know it's true that these men were frauds. It's a tragedy for me to see the dream is over!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/drakegrammy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drakegrammy</image:title><image:caption>Oh my God Jimmy Brooks is at the Grammys! And no wheelchair! Must be a miracle.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-11T04:20:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/08/if-this-was-the-year-1991-and-i-was-home-from-school-for-a-snow-day-i-would-be-watching-classic-concentration-right-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/classic-concentration.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Classic Concentration</image:title><image:caption>What will the puzzle say???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/alex-trebek.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>alex-trebek</image:title><image:caption>The REAL most interesting man in the world. Long live the 'stache!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-08T15:42:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/07/like-game-of-thrones-then-read-david-benioff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/peet-benioff-278x4001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peet-benioff-278x400</image:title><image:caption>And he's married to Amanda Peet, who I will love forever for her part in Something's Gotta Give.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/peet-benioff-278x400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peet-benioff-278x400</image:title><image:caption>And he's married to Amanda Peet, who I will forever for her part in Something's Gotta Give.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/brandiglanvilleandleannrimes-3758596103128012674.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BrandiGlanvilleandLeAnnRimes--3758596103128012674</image:title><image:caption>We all lose in this battle.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-07T17:49:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/07/daryl-better-be-back-this-sunday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/love-actually-andrew-lincoln.jpg</image:loc><image:title>love-actually-andrew-lincoln</image:title><image:caption>Once upon a time I thought this sh-- was romantic, now I think it is creepy as f---.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/daryldixon-300x336.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DarylDixon-300x336</image:title><image:caption>Yes please.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-07T13:28:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/06/i-would-win-the-sh-out-of-price-is-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/priceisrightplinko.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PriceIsRightPlinko</image:title><image:caption>My heart flutters just looking at it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tuna-fish-can.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tuna Fish can</image:title><image:caption>4 for $5 when it's on sale at Key Foods!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-06T22:29:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/06/science-was-cool-with-mr-wizard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mr-wizard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Wizard</image:title><image:caption>What a silver fox!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/alphie-toy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alphie toy</image:title><image:caption>Multiplication rocks!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-06T17:32:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/06/those-klassy-kardashians-just-cant-catch-a-break-though-im-sure-they-can-catch-an-std/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lilit-avagyan.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>lilit Avagyan</image:title><image:caption>Baby got back.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kim-kardashian-kris-humphries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries</image:title><image:caption>In happier times. I would have given them 90 days at LEAST.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kim-kardashian-open-mouth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Kardashian open mouth</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure many things have gone in that mouth!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-06T04:33:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/05/forget-the-super-bowl-purple-vs-metallic-is-the-greatest-sports-rivalry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tombrady-cleft.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Orleans Saints v New England Patriots</image:title><image:caption>I would do many things to that cleft chin.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-05T16:48:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/05/all-american-girl-felicity-screams-kgb-spy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/keri-shane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keri Shane</image:title><image:caption>I'd hit it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/the-americans-keri-russell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Americans Keri Russell</image:title><image:caption>They also make Socialist brownies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/keri-russell-curly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>keri-russell-curly</image:title><image:caption>If you guess the right number of curls, I'll chop off my hair and give it to you and then no one will watch my show ever again.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-05T13:02:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/02/01/i-wish-i-had-a-car-because-i-could-really-use-some-grey-poupon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/jenny-mccarthy-mustard-squirt2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jenny-mccarthy-mustard-squirt2</image:title><image:caption>Hmmmm, mustard!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-01T13:30:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/31/i-have-a-sore-throat-what-should-i-eat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ludens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luden's</image:title><image:caption>Medicated, even though they were in the candy aisle!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-27T17:01:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/30/yes-that-was-dora-from-i-married-dora-on-modern-family-last-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/i_married_dora1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I_Married_Dora1</image:title><image:caption>Yes that is Juliette Lewis. I wonder if she ever works anymore.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/rob-lowe-drewpeterson_32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob Lowe DrewPeterson_32</image:title><image:caption>Unfortunately, Rob Lowe did not sport a sweet stache as he did in his other Lifetime gig Drew Peterson: Untouchable.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-30T17:38:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/30/yes-there-is-a-god-megan-foxs-career-is-now-motherhood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/megan_fox300a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>megan_fox300a</image:title><image:caption>This looks like a cover for a 1991 issue of Teen Magazine.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-30T13:26:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/29/my-half-birthday-wish-list-rub-a-dub-doggie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pooooochie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pooooochie</image:title><image:caption>As much as I LOVE her, I hope she doesn't win the Academy Award because let's be honest no one can pronounce her name.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/rub-a-dub-doggie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rub a Dub Doggie</image:title><image:caption>Besides My Little Pony, this was my only pet growing up.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-29T16:32:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/29/kelly-bensimon-is-getting-her-mba-in-crazy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/kelly-bensimon-jogging-in-new-york-city-2-435x580.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kelly-Bensimon-Jogging-in-New-York-City-2-435x580</image:title><image:caption>Cars? What cars? I'm up here, you're down here, cars!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/skinny_girl_margarita.png</image:loc><image:title>Skinny_Girl_Margarita</image:title><image:caption>Please, a fat girl margarita tastes a LOT better.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-29T12:50:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/28/dont-come-around-here-no-more-if-you-want-to-be-warm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/charles-shaw-varietals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charles-shaw-varietals</image:title><image:caption>So many choices!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-28T17:46:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/28/is-sofia-vergara-sad-or-self-aware-you-decide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pretty-woman-julia-roberts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pretty Woman Julia Roberts</image:title><image:caption>They are looking for cleavage.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-28T02:56:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/23/did-beyonce-lip-sync-the-national-anthem-i-blame-it-on-the-rain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/beyonce-lip-sync.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beyonce Lip sync</image:title><image:caption>I don't hear noise coming out from her mouth. Do you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-23T14:14:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/22/my-new-years-resolution-is-to-get-in-shape-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/get-in-shape-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Get in Shape Girl</image:title><image:caption>I'll wear these outfits with my Faz Makeup that I keep in my Caboodle.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-22T23:08:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/22/where-are-my-socially-conscious-songs-on-mtv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/martha-quinn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martha Quinn</image:title><image:caption>I'm Martha Quinn and I'm adorable!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-22T17:55:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/22/where-the-dvr-files-began-valentines-day-2007/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sultry-liz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sultry Liz</image:title><image:caption>Me in 2007. How sultry!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-22T13:00:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/21/will-the-most-excellent-lincoln-please-stand-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/lincoln-bill-ted.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Lincoln Bill Ted</image:title><image:caption>Four score and seven minutes ago... we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by our new friends, Bill... and Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was true in my time, just as it's true today. Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-21T21:47:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/21/happy-inauguration-and-martin-luther-king-jr-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/frank-whaley-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frank-whaley-01</image:title><image:caption>Frank's character in "Swin Kids" also committed suicide. Poor guy couldn't catch a break!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/unconquered.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unconquered</image:title><image:caption>What a babe!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/barackobama_martinlutherking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BarackObama_MartinLutherKing</image:title><image:caption>High five!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-23T16:02:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/20/brian-williams-daughter-does-not-masturbate-in-public-bathrooms-lena-dunham-is-thin-for-like-detroit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/lena-dunham-golden-globes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lena-Dunham-Golden-Globes</image:title><image:caption>You like me, you really like me!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-20T20:40:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/18/lizzie-mcguire-likes-cupcakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/hilary-duff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hilary Duff</image:title><image:caption>Battling w/ Lindsay</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-21T23:53:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/17/mr-drummond-is-no-more/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/drummond.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drummond</image:title><image:caption>Damn, only one of these people is still alive. Okay I am a Debbie Downer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-17T18:16:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/17/kriss-kross-are-back-maybe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/krisskrossnow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>krisskrossNow</image:title><image:caption>The one with the shades is Chris Kelly. RIP. The one on the right is Chris Smith.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-17T13:20:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/16/i-f-ing-love-violet-affleck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jennifer-violet-fred-ted-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jennifer-violet-fred-ted-11</image:title><image:caption>My favorite book as a kid. Squeal!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/simons-fam-kidz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simons Fam kidz</image:title><image:caption>That's us!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/violet-affleck-profile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>violet-affleck-profile</image:title><image:caption>They can't all be Violet F'ing Affleck!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/suri-fashion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exclusive - Suri Cruise Shows off Her Red Dress</image:title><image:caption>Yes I dress better than you. Gotta problem with that, bitches?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-16T00:11:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/15/if-i-am-going-to-be-a-beautiful-flower-i-better-not-be-put-in-a-window-sill-of-an-apartment-in-new-york-city/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/john-john-sesame-street.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John John sesame Street</image:title><image:caption>I also learned that not all monsters are mean.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-15T17:46:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/15/did-lance-dope-oprah-will-tell-us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sheryl-crow-lance-armstrong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sheryl.Crow.Lance.Armstrong</image:title><image:caption>Every day is a winding road through Hell when you are dating with a crazy ass egomaniac.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/lancearmstrong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lancearmstrong</image:title><image:caption>Live strong!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-15T13:38:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/14/i-want-easter-candy-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/easter-candy-jan-2013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Easter Candy Jan 2013</image:title><image:caption>Christ rose so that you could eat this sweet stuff. Don't know about the Ritz Bits though.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-14T22:13:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/14/olivia-wilde-must-have-gotten-better-at-sexting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jason-olivia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason Olivia</image:title><image:caption>What's an alive vagina if I ever saw one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-14T16:05:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/14/jodie-foster-has-always-been-a-freak/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jodie-foster-freaky-friday-105.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jodie-foster-freaky-friday-105</image:title><image:caption>Sporty!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jodie-golden-globes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jodie Golden Globes</image:title><image:caption>Clarice!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-14T05:45:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/13/sofia-vergara-is-the-most-self-aware-person-in-the-history-of-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sofia-vergara-wardrobe-malfunction.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sofia Vergara Wardrobe Malfunction</image:title><image:caption>Well she would know.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sofia-vergara.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sofia Vergara</image:title><image:caption>Nice teeth!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-13T23:25:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/11/girls-youll-be-whiny-annoying-entitled-women-soon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/girls-hbo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Girls HBO</image:title><image:caption>(And let's face it, these girls probably wears Uggs all the time. Another reason to hate on them. Oh how I do love a homophone.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-11T16:56:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/11/yes-there-is-a-god-and-he-gave-me-free-showtime-for-the-weekend-yippie-skippie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dexter-main.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DEXTER (Season 2)</image:title><image:caption>He will always be David Fisher to me. Where's Keith???</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-11T13:31:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/09/ryan-reynolds-may-be-2010s-sexiest-man-alive-but-he-still-wears-a-coat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ryan-reynolds-blake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ryan-reynolds-blake</image:title><image:caption>Most boring couple alive.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-09T13:21:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/08/i-cant-believe-i-am-an-adult-and-i-dont-have-a-craftmatic-adjustable-bed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/craftmatic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Craftmatic</image:title><image:caption>That's exactly what I want to do in my bed. Play board games with kids!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-09T14:26:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/08/this-is-the-stiles-taylor-swift-should-be-dating/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/teen-wolf-too-michael-j-fox-dvd-cover-art.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teen-wolf-too-michael-j-fox-dvd-cover-art</image:title><image:caption>Heck, you can buy Teen Wolf and Teen Wolf Too for $5!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/stiles-teen-wolf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stiles Teen Wolf</image:title><image:caption>Yes I AM looking at you Dicknose!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/taylor-swift-greeting-cards-american-greetings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taylor-swift-greeting-cards-american-greetings</image:title><image:caption>Let's play a board game!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-08T13:18:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/07/ive-got-the-urge-to-watch-the-best-commercial-on-the-planet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/beautiful-hair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beautiful-Hair</image:title><image:caption>This DOES look very natural botanical. Or natural equine.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-07T17:02:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/07/the-early-90s-were-a-great-time-for-older-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/fried-green-tomatoes-dvd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fried Green Tomatoes DVD</image:title><image:caption>I assume you got this DVD for your boyfriend for Xmas, that is if you are a considerate girlfriend!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/blanche-at-rusty-anchor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blanche at Rusty Anchor</image:title><image:caption>Blanche Devereaux, my role model</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/liz-with-afro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liz with Afro</image:title><image:caption>Exhibit A</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-07T02:02:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/04/a-day-in-the-life-of-carrie-bradshaw-as-a-teen-no-thanks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/carrie-diaries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BuzzFoto Celebrity Sightings In New York - March 25, 2012</image:title><image:caption>My google image search isn't working, so here's an old pic from the vault of a young Carrie Bradshaw!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-04T21:55:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/04/les-mis-geeks-are-alive-and-well/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/liz-musical.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liz Musical</image:title><image:caption>I was clearly the former.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-04T18:47:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/04/yes-i-am-someone-with-terrible-taste-if-i-want-a-bud-light-in-a-limo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sofia-coppola.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sofia coppola</image:title><image:caption>But if it's champgne out of a can we can talk. Am I right Sofia coppola or am I right?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/carlo-rossi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carlo-rossi</image:title><image:caption>Carlo Rossi, the Miller High Life of Wine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-04T16:32:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/03/why-isnt-there-a-real-housewives-of-the-merrimack-valley-why/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/girl-scout-cookies-bar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Girl Scout Cookies bar</image:title><image:caption>Money can't buy you class, but $20 CAN get you 5 boxes of Girl Scout cookies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jello-shots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jello shots!</image:title><image:caption>Yes, that IS a menu of Jello Shots you see!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/paris-hilton-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paris-Hilton-01</image:title><image:caption>You think I treat this lollipop well? Just wait till you see what I can with a ---</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-03T20:27:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2013/01/02/happy-2013/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/harrisons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harrison's!</image:title><image:caption>I was too busy eating Harrison's Roast Beef in 2012.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/kim-tweet-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim tweet pic</image:title><image:caption>Such a modest, selfless woman. I am sure she will always put her child first.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-02T23:15:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/17/quiet-on-the-western-front/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-17T13:30:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/14/quvenzhane-wallis-was-robbed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/quenzane-duck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Quenzane duck</image:title><image:caption>Yo, cute little duckling? Can you believe this sh--?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-14T15:46:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/14/my-favorite-christmas-song-ave-maria-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/josh-hamilton-ethan-hawke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Josh Hamilton Ethan Hawke</image:title><image:caption>They look more like survivors of a 48 hour bender at a dive bar, but what do I know.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/menorah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Menorah</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-14T02:03:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/13/a-christmas-story-gets-an-a/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/xmas-story-lamp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Xmas Story lamp</image:title><image:caption>Frag-eee-lay!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ralphie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ralphie</image:title><image:caption>Fuuuuuuuudddddgggge!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-13T18:50:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/13/separated-at-birth-part-2-alicia-keys-and-posh-spice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/victoria-beckham-4790.jpg</image:loc><image:title>victoria-beckham-4790</image:title><image:caption>I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want: one night with your husband. Okay thanks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/alicia-keys-posh-air.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12-12-12 Concert Benefiting The Robin Hood Relief Fund To Aid The victims Of Hurricane  - Broadcast Room</image:title><image:caption>She was in an empire state of mind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/erniebertcountsheep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Erniebertcountsheep</image:title><image:caption>Bert is just upset that Barry Manilow didn't perform.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-13T13:29:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/13/richard-gere-and-roger-waters-separated-at-birth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/roger_waters_01-thumb-375xauto-14296.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roger_Waters_01-thumb-375xauto-14296</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/richard_gere-300x300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Amelia" New York Premiere - Outside Arrivals</image:title><image:caption>An office and a gentleman, up where we beling!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-13T02:47:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/12/could-lindsay-lohan-become-the-next-drew-barrymore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/little-girl-lost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Little Girl Lost</image:title><image:caption>I begged my mom to buy this for me from Walden Books back in the day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-12T20:22:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/11/rose-byrne-took-my-man-burn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/gyp.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Gyp</image:title><image:caption>He can drive ME to drink!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/bobby-cannavale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bobby Cannavale</image:title><image:caption>Italian and Cuban, just how I like my sandwiches and men!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-11T19:53:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/11/what-i-want-for-christmas-peaches-n-cream-barbie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/peaches-cream-barbie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peaches Cream Barbie</image:title><image:caption>Pretty as a peach blossom!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/arrested-development.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arrested Development</image:title><image:caption>I am still thirsty.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-11T13:38:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/10/what-i-want-for-christmas-continued-noteability/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/noteability-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>noteability-3</image:title><image:caption>Let's jam!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-11T13:15:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/10/my-heart-is-frosty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/jack-frost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jack Frost</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cfq-xmas-party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CFQ Xmas party</image:title><image:caption>Keeping it classy, always, by wearing my sports watch with a Velcro strap.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/charlie-brown-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CHARLIE BROWN TRIES TO PERK UP THE FORLORN LITTLE CHRISTMAS TREE</image:title><image:caption>Except for A Charlie Brown Christmas. I DVRed it. But my heart is like that tree. Barren and bare.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-10T13:41:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/09/carl-winslow-is-back-on-your-tv-tonight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/carl-winslow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carl Winslow</image:title><image:caption>The bumblebee look is very slimming.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mistle-tones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mistle Tones</image:title><image:caption>Sister, Donna</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-09T23:12:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/06/emancipate-me-daniel-day-lewis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/danie-day-last.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Danie Day last</image:title><image:caption>I still prefer him Last of the Mohicans, thouh I wasn't allowed to see it in the theater!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-06T23:38:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/06/yes-virginia-there-is-hope-for-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/danny-devito-4_3_r560.jpg</image:loc><image:title>danny-devito-4_3_r560</image:title><image:caption>Class Couple from the cast of Taxi</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-06T18:43:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/06/i-would-be-very-happy-to-be-exiled-to-the-island-of-misfit-toys-with-keanu-reeves/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/keanu-reeves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keanu Reeves</image:title><image:caption>All I want for Christmas is Keanue Reeves in my bed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-06T13:32:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/05/yet-another-kardashian-is-keeping-it-klassy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/kardashian-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kardashian Family</image:title><image:caption>Who would ever think such an angel could create a sex tape!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/robert_kardashian_oj_simpson_1995.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robert_kardashian_oj_simpson_1995</image:title><image:caption>Just like his children he hangs out with kool people (not!)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-05T04:00:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/04/if-you-were-a-sidekick-in-the-1980s-would-you-rather-be-a-cockroach-or-a-boner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/boner-gp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boner GP</image:title><image:caption>Growing Pains indeed!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/boner-stabone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boner Stabone</image:title><image:caption>Growing Pains indeed!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cockroach.png</image:loc><image:title>Cockroach</image:title><image:caption>Yo!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-04T20:45:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/04/when-convicts-who-probably-didnt-even-do-it-thank-god-are-hot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ryan-ferguson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Ferguson</image:title><image:caption>He looks like a college football player.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-04T16:19:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/04/the-bachelor-and-the-broadway-star-what-a-weird-f-ing-couple/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/kristin-chenoweth-600x450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kristin-chenoweth-600x450</image:title><image:caption>Stranger things have happened.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/i-love-ny-punk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I love NY punk</image:title><image:caption>From VH1 reality show to the arm of J. Hudson. I'd say Punk is moving on up!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-04T12:45:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/03/taylor-swift-likes-them-young/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/taylor-swift-300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taylor-swift-300</image:title><image:caption>Gap ad or real people? Who the hell knows.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-25T01:15:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/12/02/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-mouse-trap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mouse-trap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mouse Trap</image:title><image:caption>The only time I was cool with rodents.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-05T15:07:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/30/hi-my-name-is-joe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/buttons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buttons</image:title><image:caption>So pretty!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-30T18:32:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/29/lindsay-lohan-and-her-pudgy-digits-were-arrested-for-assault/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/linsday-lohan-mug-shots-10202011-02-480x600-435x580.jpg</image:loc><image:title>linsday-lohan-mug-shots-10202011-02-480x600-435x580</image:title><image:caption>Orange is her color!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lindsay-lohan-parent-trap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lindsay-lohan-parent-trap</image:title><image:caption>Lindsay often sees double now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-29T17:56:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/28/weight-watcher-spokeswoman-jessica-simpson-may-be-pregnant-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jessica-simpson-pregnant-pictures.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jessica-simpson-pregnant-pictures</image:title><image:caption>I didn't know she was Irish!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-28T23:40:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/28/f-m-k-the-carvel-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/carvel-fudgie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carvel Fudgie</image:title><image:caption>Duh!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-28T18:32:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/28/dancing-with-the-stars-should-be-called-dancing-with-people-who-breathe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/melissa_rycroft_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Melissa_Rycroft_2</image:title><image:caption>I'd be smiling too if I deceived the world that I was a star!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ethan-hawke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ethan Hawke</image:title><image:caption>Reality doesn't bite for him!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dina-lohan.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>dina-lohan</image:title><image:caption>Long Island's Mother of the Year</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/nigel-barker.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Nigel Barker</image:title><image:caption>You can take a picture of me you noted fashion photographer you!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-28T13:52:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/28/i-hope-shes-not-a-cry-baby-in-prison/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kitty-cat1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kitty Cat</image:title><image:caption>Ahhhhhhh!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kitty-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kitty Cat</image:title><image:caption>Ahhhhhh!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/melrose-place.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Melrose Place</image:title><image:caption>Whoever thought Gay Matt would be the most successful of the cast of Melrose Place???</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-28T01:03:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/27/pucks-going-to-jail-im-snot-kidding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/puck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puck</image:title><image:caption>Blonde!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/eric-nies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eric Nies</image:title><image:caption>I feel the vibrations.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/realworld_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>realworld_l</image:title><image:caption>We started being polite and stopped being real by all wearing the same outfit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-16T20:10:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/27/are-pudgy-digits-the-new-wire-hangers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lohan_liz_and_dick_a_h.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lohan_liz_and_dick_a_h</image:title><image:caption>I'd drink if my hair looked that good!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/trista-ryan-sutter-wedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trista-ryan-sutter-wedding</image:title><image:caption>BESIDES Tristan &amp; Ryan's Wedding, of course.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-27T13:09:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/26/for-the-record-lindsay-lohan-has-trashy-digits-not-pudgy-ones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/liz-taylor-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>Liz Taylor Gif</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lindsay-lohan-wrote-fuck-u-on-her-fingernail-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lindsay Lohan Probation Hearing</image:title><image:caption>So classy!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-26T23:36:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/26/color-me-jealous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/colormebaddcolor_me_badd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Color+Me+Badd+color_me_badd</image:title><image:caption>I Wanna Sex all of you up! Not!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-26T12:59:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/25/1516/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/in_the_shadow_of_love_press_photo_1_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In_The_Shadow_Of_Love_Press_Photo_1_l</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/in_the_shadow_of_love_press_photo_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In_The_Shadow_Of_Love_Press_Photo_1</image:title><image:caption>This is the only f'ing press photo I can find of this brilliant telepic!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lindsay-lohan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lindsay-lohan</image:title><image:caption>Are those white diamonds, Miss Lohan?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-25T22:20:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/25/i-guess-their-love-did-not-blossom-woah/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mayim_bialik1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mayim_bialik1</image:title><image:caption>I guess SOME people prefer their ladies not to wear amazing flower hats.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-25T04:37:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/24/larry-hagman-has-been-shot-into-heaven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jr-ewing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JR Ewing</image:title><image:caption>oil</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-24T23:10:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/24/you-know-you-watch-too-much-tv-when-you-recognize-the-detective-on-american-horror-story-whos-onscreen-for-2-seconds-as-brandon-walshs-token-black-neighbor-on-90210/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/eugene-byrd-split1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eugene-byrd-split1</image:title><image:caption>I miss the hair of 1991.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ahs_cs_arden.png</image:loc><image:title>AHS_CS_Arden</image:title><image:caption>Everyone needs their vaccinations!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-24T22:31:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/21/turns-out-i-do-have-a-heart-and-we-can-thank-fiona-apple-for-that/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fiona-apple-letter_510x317.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fiona-apple-letter_510x317</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fionnaappletouronhold.png</image:loc><image:title>fionnaappletouronhold</image:title><image:caption>Fiona and her pooch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pound-puppies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pound-puppies</image:title><image:caption>These were the only pets I had growing up, and a turtle names Ali Baba who died like a week after I got him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-21T13:18:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/20/alex-p-keaton-the-love-of-my-life-in-1987/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/michael-j-fox-and-boof.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael J Fox and Boof</image:title><image:caption>Here she is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mjfox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MJFox</image:title><image:caption>He was dynamite!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-20T16:31:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/20/miley-cyrus-in-20-years-old-and-so-are-my-first-pair-of-glasses-whoopdee-f-ing-doo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/crocodile-dundee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crocodile-dundee</image:title><image:caption>No, not this one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/miley-cyrus-single-talk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miley-cyrus-single-talk</image:title><image:caption>Her body is 20, but hair is straight out of a Flock of Seagulls video.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-20T13:02:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/19/dont-go-twinkies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/twinkie.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Twinkie!</image:title><image:caption>My favorite Twink!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-19T23:35:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/19/cracklin-oat-bran-was-the-most-sophisticated-cereal-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cookie-crisp-above.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cookie-crisp-above</image:title><image:caption>Nom nom nom nom.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-19T17:58:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/19/amazing-races-jaymes-can-be-my-private-dancer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/chippendales-amazing-race.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chippendales Amazing Race</image:title><image:caption>Jaymes and James! Thank me later.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/evan-peters-american-horror-story.jpg</image:loc><image:title>evan-peters-american-horror-story</image:title><image:caption>Is he Bloody Face? Or is the only thing scary about him is his Boston accent?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-19T12:57:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/16/patti-stanger-calls-justin-and-selena-one-of-the-great-ones-bahahahahaha/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bieber-gomez.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bieber Gomez</image:title><image:caption>She looks like a young Marie Osmond, he looks like a young lesbian. A match made in heaven. Or not.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/patti-stanger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patti-stanger</image:title><image:caption>Yeah!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-24T05:49:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/16/dont-believe-the-rumors-that-you-did-not-hear-kris-bruce-jenner-are-not-divorcing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kim_kardashian_sexy-12235.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kim_kardashian_sexy-12235</image:title><image:caption>She kind of looks like and 1850s saloon whore here!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bruce-jenner-plastic-surgery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bruce-jenner-plastic-surgery</image:title><image:caption>Still great hair though, I will give him that.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-16T15:35:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/15/you-will-never-be-cher-kristen-stewart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cher-bob-mackie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cher bob mackie</image:title><image:caption>Sonny must be rolling in his grave to think he gave THIS up!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kristen-stewart-body-suit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 - UK Premiere - Arrivals</image:title><image:caption>It hurts to smile!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-15T19:54:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/15/the-apocalypse-has-come-channing-tatum-is-people-magazines-sexiest-man-alive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/alexander-skarsgard-in-bed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alexander-skarsgard-in bed</image:title><image:caption>This, however, I CAN.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/shane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shane</image:title><image:caption>Zombies make everyone go crazy. Shane was no exception.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sean_bean_ned_stark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sean_Bean_Ned_Stark</image:title><image:caption>Ned Stark!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/channing-tatum-hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Channing Tatum hat</image:title><image:caption>Looks like he belongs in a Vanilla Ice video circa 1991.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-15T13:00:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/14/chloe-sevigny-professional-nymphomaniac/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/chloe-sevigny-big-love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chloe Sevigny big love</image:title><image:caption>Who doesn't love a Mormon sister wife?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/gheri-curl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gheri Curl</image:title><image:caption>This is what I looked like in my Paleolithic Era.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/droo-now.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Droo Now</image:title><image:caption>Clearly, my brother Andrew is an expert on everything, including country meowsic.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-14T13:23:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/13/of-course-valerie-bertinelli-has-a-cookbook-called-one-dish-at-a-timeh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/valerie-bertinelli.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valerie Bertinelli</image:title><image:caption>And this is after the Van Halen years!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/too-cute-kitten1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>too-cute-kitten1</image:title><image:caption>I don't even LIKE kittens! But damn!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-13T18:54:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/13/taylor-swift-has-the-ultimate-first-world-problem-too-many-dresses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/conor-kennedy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Conor Kennedy</image:title><image:caption>If this was 1968, Conor would probably be your next Presidential candidate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kanye-west-taylor-swift-speech_482x396.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kanye-west-taylor-swift-speech_482x396</image:title><image:caption>Yo, Taylor. I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but shut up about your boyfriends. And why'd you bother with John Mayer? He's a bigger douche than me! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-13T12:59:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/12/in-the-battle-between-leann-rimes-and-brandi-glanville-no-one-wins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/brandi-glanville-mason-jake-cibrian-02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>*EXCLUSIVE* Brandi Glanville Keeps Moving forward with Her Children</image:title><image:caption>Bar? What's a bra?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/leann-bikini.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LeAnn bikini</image:title><image:caption>LOOK AT ME!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-12T18:58:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/12/cant-jessica-biel-eat-a-cupcake-in-peace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jessica-biel-eats-chocolate-too.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jessica-Biel-Eats-Chocolate-Too</image:title><image:caption>Breakfast at Godiva's!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kimrayj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KimRayJ</image:title><image:caption>Ray J loves it!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-12T15:08:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/09/thank-you-for-being-a-patient-friend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/golden-girls-300x195.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golden-girls-300x195</image:title><image:caption>My favorite gals!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-09T02:37:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/07/god-i-miss-patrick-swayze-i-hope-he-is-like-the-wind-that-i-walk-through-tonight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/patrick-swayze-sexiest-man-alive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Patrick Swayze Sexiest Man Alive</image:title><image:caption>I would do anything for just one lock from that luscious mane.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-08T15:14:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/06/dont-fret-the-dvr-files-will-be-back-soon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/patriotic-liz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Patriotic Liz</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-09T14:56:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/02/press-pause-on-your-dvr/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-02T17:37:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/11/01/anyone-else-scared-sh-less-of-annie-lennox-back-in-the-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/annie-lennox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>annie-lennox</image:title><image:caption>I guess I didn't understand the androgynous look yet!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ok-soda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OK Soda</image:title><image:caption>Sure, it tasted nasty, but you could call 1-800-I-FEEL-OK!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-01T19:04:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/31/what-are-you-doing-this-halloween-being-afraid-of-the-dark-i-hope-so/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tale-of-the-dream-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tale of the Dream Girl</image:title><image:caption>I miss the hair of the 1980s.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/the-midnight-society.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Midnight Society</image:title><image:caption>Yes I AM afraid of the dark!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-31T23:36:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/31/wear-a-costume-if-you-want-candy-from-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/good-plenty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Good &amp; Plenty</image:title><image:caption>None of this cheap sh-- from my house!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-31T20:57:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/31/nene-leakes-is-a-budget-shopper-and-the-pope-is-catholic-next/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/courtney-stodden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Courtney Stodden</image:title><image:caption>Probably shopping for high end lingerie at Target!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nene-leakes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nene Leakes</image:title><image:caption>She doesn't keep up with the Joneses, she IS the Joneses, as long as they shop at Walmart or Target or KMart.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-31T15:42:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/30/so-thats-why-i-dont-feel-like-a-natural-woman/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-30T18:57:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/30/rose-petal-is-not-just-a-part-of-a-flower-google-image-search/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/rose-petal-costume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rose Petal costume</image:title><image:caption>Her mom didn't know how to sew either!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/rose-petal-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rose Petal 3</image:title><image:caption>I'd rather have candy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/rose-petal-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rose Petal 2</image:title><image:caption>Buy me!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/rose-petal-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rose Petal 1</image:title><image:caption>Oh wow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pirate-liz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pirate Liz</image:title><image:caption>I was destined to be hilarious at a young age. Duh.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-30T14:50:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/29/sorry-kelly-taylor-you-will-never-have-a-baby-with-steve-sanders/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/steve-kelly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>k</image:title><image:caption>I can only imagine what kind of hair their baby would have.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-29T23:17:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/29/i-too-like-to-show-respect-for-my-aunt-by-dressing-up-as-a-prostitute/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/julia-roberts-erin-brock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julia Roberts Erin Brock</image:title><image:caption>Saving the world one boob at a time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/liz-retro-stewardess-def-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liz Retro Stewardess Def 6</image:title><image:caption>Just picking up your average passenger!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pretty-woman-before-julia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pretty Woman Before Julia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/emma-roberts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emma Roberts</image:title><image:caption>Who wore it better?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-29T18:16:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/28/a-sentence-i-never-thought-id-write-pauly-d-and-vinny-have-great-taste/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/artichoke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artichoke</image:title><image:caption>It is much better in person.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pauly-d-vinny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pauly D Vinny</image:title><image:caption>I just want to run my fingers through their hair because it is probably so soft.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-28T22:12:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/27/if-patti-stanger-says-your-marriage-will-work-then-it-will/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pattstanger2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PattStanger2</image:title><image:caption>The sad thing is I own this book.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/justin-timberlake-jessica-biel-wedding1-400x470.jpg</image:loc><image:title>justin-timberlake-jessica-biel-wedding1-400x470</image:title><image:caption>Patti Stanger likes us! Let's jump for joy!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-27T18:24:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/25/1310/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-25T22:00:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/25/of-course-they-make-the-nerd-sister-from-modern-family-talk-about-school/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/perm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Perm!</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure this perm didn't help either.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ariel-cleavage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ariel cleavage</image:title><image:caption>Stop looking, pervs. She's 13!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/dylan-modern-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dylan modern family</image:title><image:caption>Can you blame her? He's a rock star.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/alex-dunphy-glasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alex Dunphy glasses</image:title><image:caption>Let's place chess! Checkers is too easy!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-25T12:45:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/24/what-you-want-more-peter-from-the-cosby-show-okay-then/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/peter-cosby-kid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peter Cosby Kid</image:title><image:caption>I want to pinch those cheeks!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-26T00:42:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/24/pour-some-crystal-clear-gravy-on-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/crystal-gravy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crystal Gravy</image:title><image:caption>Yum!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-24T18:12:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/24/so-i-guess-there-will-be-no-sangoria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mark-sanchez-eva-longoria-x17-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mark-sanchez-eva-longoria-x17-3</image:title><image:caption>I did not see this one coming AT ALL.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-24T12:45:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/23/please-hide-under-a-rock-leann-rimes-and-take-your-twitter-account-with-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/leann-bikini.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LeAnn bikini</image:title><image:caption>I look so natural!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/leann-rimes-eddie-cibrian-beach-kisses-leann-rimes-24887636-817-12221.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LeAnn-Rimes-Eddie-Cibrian-Beach-Kisses-leann-rimes-24887636-817-1222</image:title><image:caption>Not staged at all!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/leanncabobikini.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LeAnnCaboBikini</image:title><image:caption>Look at me!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-23T22:05:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/23/my-mom-loved-me-enough-to-get-me-the-fraggle-rock-books/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/red-fraggle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Red Fraggle</image:title><image:caption>She was one wild and crazy bitch!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ecto-cooler-slimer-hi-c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ecto-cooler-slimer-hi-c</image:title><image:caption>Did we even know what the hell the flavor was???</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-24T19:41:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/23/greatest-fake-commercial-ever-schmitts-gay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/snl_schmittsgaybeer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SNL_SchmittsGayBeer</image:title><image:caption>If you're</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/adam-sandler-young.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adam Sandler young</image:title><image:caption>Why is he wearing a Yankees cap? He's from Boston!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-23T14:20:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/22/stop-the-presses-a-hollywood-starlet-dyed-her-hair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ashley-greene-300x400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ashley-greene-300x400</image:title><image:caption>Pale like a vampire, red like a hussy!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-22T12:35:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/21/the-pats-versus-the-jets-quarterbacks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/kate-upton-gq-25-560x314.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kate Upton - GQ-25-560x314</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure she has a BIG personality!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tara-reid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tara reid</image:title><image:caption>The Lindsay Lohan  of her time</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tim-tebow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tim Tebow</image:title><image:caption>Looking very virginal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mark-sanchez.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark-Sanchez</image:title><image:caption>Deep</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tombrady-cleft.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Orleans Saints v New England Patriots</image:title><image:caption>Yum!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/new-england-patriots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new-england-patriots</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-21T21:13:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/21/the-patriots-versus-the-jets-the-real-battle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/rex-ryan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rex Ryan</image:title><image:caption>I'm hungry!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bill-belichick-patriots-coach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bill-belichick-patriots-coach</image:title><image:caption>looks like my dad</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tom_brady-804060-large_image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tom_brady-804060-large_image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-21T16:39:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/20/so-i-guess-there-will-never-be-a-britney-timberlake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/annette-frankie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MSDBATO EC071</image:title><image:caption>We can only hope that Brit Brit and Justin will grow up to have hair that amazing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/britney-justin-denim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Britney Justin Denim</image:title><image:caption>More people should try the denim on denim look. For realz.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-20T20:22:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/19/pepsi-is-the-choice-of-a-new-generation-and-hot-supermodels-like-cindy-crawford-in-1992/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cindy-crawford-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cindy-Crawford-2</image:title><image:caption>If only she'd get rid of that mole she'd be gorgeous . . . . </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-22T18:21:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/19/derek-jeter-is-doing-just-fine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/hannah-davis-derek-jeter-gf-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hannah-davis-derek-jeter-gf-1</image:title><image:caption>That ankle will get tender loving care I'm sure.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/a-rod-jeter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Rod Jeter</image:title><image:caption>In a game of F---, Marry, Kill, I'd F--- A Rod, Marry Jeter, and kill no one!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/liz-dad-world-series.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liz Dad World series</image:title><image:caption>Me and Papa Simons were excited!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-19T12:31:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/18/i-wish-i-could-pick-up-men-by-being-a-twin-and-offering-them-a-piece-of-gum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/lindsay-lohan-parent-trap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lindsay-lohan-parent-trap</image:title><image:caption>How the mighty have fallen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tab.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tab</image:title><image:caption>I might as well just pour a packet of Sweet N Low in my drink.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-18T15:14:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/18/nick-lachey-loves-smelling-his-baby-son-while-i-enjoy-smelling-nothing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/lachey-baby-bengal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lachey-baby-bengal</image:title><image:caption>He IS cute! Maybe he will date Jessica Simpson's daughter Maxwell?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bad-smell-highres.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad-Smell-highres</image:title><image:caption>Does he smell something bad, or is he just reacting to the tv show The Killing?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-18T11:57:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/17/michelle-obama-and-ann-romney-wore-pink-because-this-is-what-is-important-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/michelle-obama-600x450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michelle-obama-600x450</image:title><image:caption>I'm blinded!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jedww_cnn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jedww_cnn</image:title><image:caption>He looks WAY more like Emilio than Charlie here!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-17T18:06:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/17/tyra-banks-knows-boston-as-well-as-everything-else-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/shandi-phone-call.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shandi phone call</image:title><image:caption>Hiding her head in shame because she cheated on her boyfriend with a hot Italian model in front of a national audience. Was he even hot? I can't remember.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tyra-banks-sports-illustrated-cover-09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tyra-banks-sports-illustrated-cover-09</image:title><image:caption>Look at me, now!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-17T12:16:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/16/jack-osbourne-is-all-grown-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jack-osbourne-wedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jack Osbourne Wedding</image:title><image:caption>Ahhhhh!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/the-osbournes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Osbournes</image:title><image:caption>Such a wholesome family!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-16T22:01:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/16/good-news-the-hair-club-for-men-is-still-around/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/hair-club-for-men.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Hair Club for Men</image:title><image:caption>Because no one should ever be called a bald asshole.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-16T15:23:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/15/i-hate-to-break-this-to-you-but-the-walking-dead-is-not-very-realistic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/gun-time.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gun time!</image:title><image:caption>I am an expert marksman.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/liz-with-a-gun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liz with a gun</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/guinness_parting_glass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guinness_parting_glass</image:title><image:caption>This is my idea of a parting glass, not a stupid song.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/maggie-glenn-walking-dead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maggie Glenn Walking Dead</image:title><image:caption>Nope, this isn't a scene from Porky's.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/the-walking-dead-jon-bernthal_320.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-walking-dead-jon-bernthal_320</image:title><image:caption>Not gonna lie. I miss Shane, although he was batsh-- crazy. Even with that huge schnoz he was sexy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-17T19:44:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/15/russell-crowe-may-be-back-on-the-market/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/russell-bloated.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Russell Bloated</image:title><image:caption>I think my dad has that very same outfit!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/russell-short-hair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>russell-short-hair</image:title><image:caption>He won the gladiating battle of my heart!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-15T16:17:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/14/please-do-not-lose-your-sh-ladies-but-alfonso-ribeiro-is-off-the-market/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/alfonso-and-rick.png</image:loc><image:title>Alfonso and Rick</image:title><image:caption>I assume that Ricky Schroder was the best man. He probably gave a nice set of silver spoons as a gift! Hahahahahaha!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-14T20:17:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/13/real-howife-kyle-richards-brags-about-her-marriage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/kylerichardsmauricioumanskycelebsrealnsoac0bocpll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kyle+Richards+Mauricio+Umansky+Celebs+Real+NSoAC0bocPLl</image:title><image:caption>He's hot. Home girl should be worried!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-13T21:02:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/12/i-want-my-old-mtv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/theresa-prositution-whore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theresa prositution whore</image:title><image:caption>And then Teresa turns to prostitution whoring, a really cool hybrid!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-12T12:41:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/11/are-amputees-the-new-midgets-game-of-thrones-thinks-so/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ned-stark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ned Stark</image:title><image:caption>I miss you Ned.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-11T18:39:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/11/nick-lacheys-son-is-not-named-after-the-most-dangerous-city-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nick-jessica.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick Jessica</image:title><image:caption>Remember when she was a virgin? Hahahahahaha!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-11T13:02:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/10/rip-alex-karras/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/alex-karras.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alex Karras</image:title><image:caption>I just cannot make a snarky comment with this picture because it is too cute and I am too sad. : (</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-10T22:26:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/10/chicago-fire-has-just-set-my-loins-on-fire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/eamonn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eamonn</image:title><image:caption>Yum!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/chicago-firemen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chicago Firemen</image:title><image:caption>I always take my shirt off when I work!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-10T17:44:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/10/reggie-bush-future-dad-of-the-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bush-kar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bush Kar</image:title><image:caption>I can't believe they didn't make it! They seemed so committed and not self absorbed at all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-19T17:30:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/09/what-the-f-is-olivia-wilde-talking-about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/oliviawilde_house_gal-thumb-550x496-10713.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OliviaWilde_House_gal-thumb-550x496-10713</image:title><image:caption>Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-09T22:13:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/09/yes-jennifer-anistons-ring-is-huge-but-who-the-f-cares/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/j-aniston-ring.jpg</image:loc><image:title>J Aniston ring</image:title><image:caption>Bigger than a Ring Pop, but probably not as tasty.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-09T17:54:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/09/its-always-rainy-in-my-heart-danny-devito-and-rhea-perlman-split/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sam-carla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sam carla</image:title><image:caption>Never trust a bartender!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/danny-devito-rhea-perlman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>danny-devito-rhea-perlman</image:title><image:caption>Proving that Jews and Italians CAN get along.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-09T13:23:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/05/is-jennifer-lopez-the-next-elizabeth-taylor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/elizabeth-taylor-larry-fortensky-1209-lg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elizabeth-taylor-larry-fortensky-1209-lg</image:title><image:caption>But wait, Liz Taylor didn't either. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jennifer-lopez-440.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jennifer-lopez-440</image:title><image:caption>If you're going to bang someone young, at least go for someone hot. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-05T11:23:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/04/lets-go-make-crayons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/crayon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crayon</image:title><image:caption>I want to bathe is a sea of colors!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-06T19:07:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/04/jon-hamms-sausage-has-returned/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-06T19:07:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/03/katie-holmes-had-a-very-relaxed-coffee-and-not-a-single-f-was-given/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/katie-holmes-before-tom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Katie Holmes before tom</image:title><image:caption>Look at the light in her eyes before she became a zombie/wife.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-03T16:14:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/03/fill-in-the-blank-sofia-vergara-has-the-biggest-ever-and-its-spectacular/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sofia-vergara-nick-loeb-engaged_tq.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sofia-vergara-nick-loeb-engaged_tq</image:title><image:caption>He must have a great personality. Or a big f---ing wallet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sofia-vergara.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SOFIA-VERGARA</image:title><image:caption>What huge boobs? I don't see any huge boobs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-03T12:01:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/02/leann-rimes-hates-the-haters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/leann-rimes-eddie-cibrian-beach-kisses-leann-rimes-24887636-817-1222.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LeAnn-Rimes-Eddie-Cibrian-Beach-Kisses-leann-rimes-24887636-817-1222</image:title><image:caption>Life is so hard!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-29T00:42:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/02/ben-affleck-is-the-fine-winecheese-of-actors-getting-better-with-age/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ben-affleck-town_320.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ben-affleck-town_320</image:title><image:caption>Ben in The Town, 2010: Even as a bank robber, I'd let him violate me!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ben-pearl-harbor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben Pearl Harbor</image:title><image:caption>Ben in Pearl Harbor, 2001: You're too hot to get kamikazed!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ben-mall-rats1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben Mall Rats</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ben-mall-rats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben Mall Rats</image:title><image:caption>Ben in Mall Rats, 1995: He has no respect for men with no shopping agendas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ben_affleck_in_dazed_and_confused.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ben_affleck_in_dazed_and_confused</image:title><image:caption>Look at that hair!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/school-ties.jpg</image:loc><image:title>School Ties</image:title><image:caption>A Future Match Made in Heaven</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ben-affleck-mimi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben-Affleck-Mimi</image:title><image:caption>"Holy chickens is that all peanut butter?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ben-with-beard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben with Beard</image:title><image:caption>Swarthiness works for him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-02T12:12:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/01/my-dvr-is-about-to-explode/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/666-park-avenue-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TERRY O'QUINN, VANESSA WILLIAMS, HELENA MATTSSON, MERCEDES MASOHN, ROBERT BUCKLEY, SAMANTHA LOGAN, DAVE ANNABLE, RACHAEL TAYLOR</image:title><image:caption>Just move to Queens, and you'll only be exposed to the devil</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-01T17:27:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/10/01/oops-lindsay-lohan-did-it-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/lindsay-lohan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lindsay-lohan</image:title><image:caption>Yo!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-28T12:25:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/28/time-to-make-the-donuts-and-also-coffee-because-it-is-national-coffee-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dancing-on-the-ceiling-lionel-richie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dancing-on-the-ceiling-lionel-richie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/applejack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Applejack</image:title><image:caption>That bitch was always give me the side eye.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-28T18:33:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/27/sofia-vergara-was-so-embarrassed-by-her-ripped-dress-that-she-tweeted-it-to-her-3-million-fans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sofia-vergara-wardrobe-malfunction.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sofia-vergara-wardrobe-malfunction</image:title><image:caption>Women get Jon Hamm, men get this!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-28T15:33:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/27/give-me-a-f-ing-giggles-cookie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/giggles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giggles</image:title><image:caption>"Two kinds of creme in each funny face!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-27T17:45:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/27/woww-jwoww-is-engaged/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/jwoww_11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jwoww_1</image:title><image:caption>Such a tasteful dresser, always.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/jwoww_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jwoww_1</image:title><image:caption>Such a tasteful dresser, always.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-27T12:20:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/26/andrew-kelley-simons-used-to-look-like-ben-affleck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mallrats-ben.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mallrats Ben</image:title><image:caption>What a fashionable male INDEED!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/droo-the-ben-years.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Droo the Ben Years</image:title><image:caption>Could he be in a boyband?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/andrew-now.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andrew Now</image:title><image:caption>Good looks run in the family. Have you SEEN me???</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-27T02:40:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/26/i-just-cant-with-salma-hayek/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/salma-hayek.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Salma Hayek</image:title><image:caption>From Dusk to Dawn she was one sexy bitch!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-26T17:09:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/26/the-apocalypse-is-on-bristol-palin-beat-out-a-real-star/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/pamela-anderson-bw01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pamela-Anderson-bw01</image:title><image:caption>The Glory Days</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/clown-sundae1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Clown Sundae</image:title><image:caption>My kids will not eat no kids sundaes. Hell no!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/clown-sundae.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Clown Sundae</image:title><image:caption>This delicious ice cream treat, on the other hand, still brings a smile to my face even though it is a creepy clown.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-26T12:40:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/25/it-must-be-terrible-to-be-sofia-vergaras-son/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sofia-vergara-emmy-dress-mishap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sofia vergara emmy dress mishap</image:title><image:caption>What is that?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sofia-manolo-out-shopping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sofia-manolo-out-shopping</image:title><image:caption>She's my mom!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sofia-cleavage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sofia cleavage</image:title><image:caption>Focus, pervs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-25T22:33:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/25/i-always-thought-my-brain-on-drugs-would-be-scrambled-eggs-not-a-perfect-sunny-side-up-egg/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-25T17:21:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/25/i-hope-mandy-patinkin-is-eating-his-holla-bread-today-on-yom-kippur/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/inigo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Inigo</image:title><image:caption>STILL can't believe he's not a medieval Spanish guy in real life. My name is Liz Simons. You killed my dreams. Prepare to die.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-25T11:56:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/24/i-blame-george-michael-for-tyra-banks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tyra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tyra</image:title><image:caption>To be fair I did love her in Higher Learning.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-24T22:47:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/24/what-was-your-favorite-r-rated-movie-to-watch-while-you-were-babysitting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/new-jack-city.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Jack City</image:title><image:caption>Maybe Wesley Snipes can use some of his money from drug dealing to pay off his taxes?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-24T22:03:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/24/well-sh-ive-got-a-lot-of-tv-to-watch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/aaron-paul.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aaron Paul</image:title><image:caption>You couldn't even shave for the Emmys?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-24T13:46:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/24/my-emmy-predictions-wicked-quick-the-rest-of-them/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/blanche.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blanche</image:title><image:caption>If Rue was still with is, she'd win every Emmy in every category.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-24T01:04:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/24/my-emmy-predictions-wicked-quick-part-7-outstanding-guest-actor-in-a-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/spanking-the-monkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spanking-the-monkey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-24T00:01:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/23/my-emmy-predictions-wicked-quick-part-6-outstanding-guest-actress-in-a-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/marthaplimpton1-goonies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marthaplimpton1 Goonies</image:title><image:caption>Who the hell knew that Martha Plimpton would be the most likely to succeed of the Goonies cast???</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-23T23:26:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/23/my-emmy-predictions-wicked-quick-part-5-outstanding-supporting-actor-in-a-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tyrion-lannister-house-lannister-24542049-600-900.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CS 65 Friday 22nd October 2010</image:title><image:caption>He's the brother NOT banging his sister, in case you need a refresh.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-23T23:13:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/23/my-emmy-predictions-wicked-quick-part-2-lead-actress-in-a-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kathy-bates-misery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kathy-bates Misery</image:title><image:caption>Would you like me to seduce you? Is that what you're trying to tell me?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/glenn-close-fatal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glenn Close fatal</image:title><image:caption>She really just wanted to use the knife to cut off her perm.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-23T23:12:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/23/my-emmy-predictions-wicked-quick-part-4-outstanding-supporting-actress-in-a-drama-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/christina-hendricks-titzen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christina-Hendricks-titzen</image:title><image:caption>Hey, I gave the girls and gay guys Jon Hamm's pants. This is the least I could for my male and lesbian readers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-23T22:59:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/23/my-emmy-predictions-wicked-quick-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/angela-chase.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Chase</image:title><image:caption>Angela Chase has come SO far!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/crying-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crying baby</image:title><image:caption>This baby is PISSED at me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-23T22:03:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/22/grover-is-not-only-a-cute-blue-monster-hes-also-a-great-athlete/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/liz-ny-marathon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liz NY Marathon</image:title><image:caption>I wondered why people were calling me Jay-Z . . . . </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-22T22:16:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/22/905/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-22T13:26:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/21/i-wonder-when-they-will-make-the-porn-version-of-liz-dick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lindsay-lohan-rotten-teeth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lindsay lohan rotten teeth</image:title><image:caption>Such a natural beauty.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-21T20:30:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/21/when-the-fiona-apple-hits-the-pipe-she-thinks-like-a-queen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/fiona_apple_new_620x350.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fiona_apple_new_620x350</image:title><image:caption>NOT entering the mug shot hall of fame.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-21T16:18:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/21/me-and-louis-c-k-have-both-performed-at-gleasons-gym/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/liz-gleasons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liz Gleason's</image:title><image:caption>Looking very glamorous, as usual.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/louie-louis-ck_320.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LOUIE-LOUIS-CK_320</image:title><image:caption>Who doesn't want to sleep with a ginger?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-21T12:05:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/20/lets-be-honest-its-jo-from-the-facts-of-life-that-we-thought-would-be-on-survivor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/jo-facts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jo FACTS</image:title><image:caption>So sporty!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/blair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blair</image:title><image:caption>Emulating Donald Trump. Blair really WAS ahead of her time!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-20T20:13:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/20/if-anyones-an-expert-on-stds-its-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/paris-hilton_acting_slutty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paris-hilton_acting_slutty</image:title><image:caption>That's right, keep that mouth open.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-20T16:18:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/20/jessica-simpsons-trainer-tells-how-jessica-simpson-got-in-shape-hire-a-trainer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/jessica_simpson_vein_boob_small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jessica_simpson_vein_boob_small</image:title><image:caption>These must be the famous Double Ds that Joe Simpson loves so much--except now they're like Triple Fs--and NO you can't cover those suckers up!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-20T12:28:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/19/lindsay-lohan-got-arrested-never/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/linsday-lohan-mug-shots-10202011-02-480x600-435x580.jpg</image:loc><image:title>linsday-lohan-mug-shots-10202011-02-480x600-435x580</image:title><image:caption>Is this a glamour shot or a mugshot?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-19T21:55:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/18/lindsay-lohan-is-fully-loaded-with-delusions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lindsay-lohan-bikini.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lindsay-lohan-bikini</image:title><image:caption>A former beautiful woman. How the mighty have fallen.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-19T21:15:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/19/jon-hamm-and-larry-david-are-filming-in-my-hometown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/larrydavidjonhammfilmsscenesnewmovienciaj3wbpffl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Larry+David+Jon+Hamm+Films+Scenes+New+Movie+NCIAJ3WBpFFl</image:title><image:caption>Looks like Jon Hamm is wearing underpants this time. Bummer!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-19T16:16:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/19/just-act-naturally-with-parker-posey-shell-teach-how-to-win-an-emmy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/paullil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paullil</image:title><image:caption>Work of art</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-19T12:02:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/18/i-heard-it-through-the-grapevine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/blame-it-on-the-bellboy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blame it on the bellboy</image:title><image:caption>Even Balki Bartokomous couldn't save this movie! Where's Counsin Larry???</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-18T22:30:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/18/shaun-white-is-not-one-of-the-sexiest-olympians-of-all-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/paris-hilton-mugshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PARIS-HILTON-MUGSHOT</image:title><image:caption>Woowoo!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/shaun-leif.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shaun Leif</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/shaun-white-mug-shot_504x3731.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shaun-white-mug-shot_504x373</image:title><image:caption>The facial hair is the least of his crimes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/shaun-white-mug-shot_504x373.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shaun-white-mug-shot_504x373</image:title><image:caption>Looks like he finally cut his hair!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-18T18:26:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/17/i-hope-all-my-jewish-friends-got-tickets-to-go-to-temple/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/star-of-david-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star-of-david-0</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T22:24:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/17/whatever-happened-to-1980s-icon-barret-oliver/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/the-neverending-story-movie-image-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T</image:title><image:caption>Let's be f---ing honest though, it's Atreyu we were prepubescently lusting after.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/barret.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barret</image:title><image:caption>Such sensitive eyes, no wonder I had a crush on him when I was 5!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/puppies-2a5s8vn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puppies-2a5s8vn</image:title><image:caption>Here is a picture of puppies instead!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T16:57:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/17/i-am-so-upset-that-mario-lopez-is-almost-off-the-market/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mario-lopez-600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mario-lopez-600</image:title><image:caption>If there is ever a shortage of hair gel in the world, go to their houses!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/jessie-and-slater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jessie-and-Slater</image:title><image:caption>I bet they swapped Aquanet products.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T02:20:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/16/tom-coughlin-looks-like-my-dad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/forbes_steve.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Forbes_Steve</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/character-waldo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Character.Waldo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/vhm-dad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VHM Dad</image:title><image:caption>You decide!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/230276_10150260424855350_618390349_9514679_7756591_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>230276_10150260424855350_618390349_9514679_7756591_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/coughlin1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coughlin1</image:title><image:caption>Separated at Birth?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-16T21:01:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/15/woah-woah-here-he-comes-andrew-kelley-simons-is-a-maneater/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/oates_stache.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oates_stache</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/andrew-john.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andrew John</image:title><image:caption>Andrew and John, separated at birth?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-15T14:20:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/14/the-golden-girls-need-a-price-check/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-14T21:26:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/14/kriss-kross-are-fashion-icons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kris-kross2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kris-kross2</image:title><image:caption>Revolutionary in their own way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/backwards-cardigan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Backwards cardigan</image:title><image:caption>Even the models are doing it!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-14T15:30:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/13/i-never-did-like-to-eat-sweet-pickles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/goose-goof-off.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goose Goof Off</image:title><image:caption>Hits close to home!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-13T22:22:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/13/i-could-really-use-a-loaf-of-bread-a-container-of-milk-and-and/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/little-liz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Little Liz</image:title><image:caption>If only I could turn back time . . . . </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-13T15:57:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/13/happy-6-month-birthday-the-dvr-files/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/happy-kitten-kittens-5890512-1600-1200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happy-kitten-kittens-5890512-1600-1200</image:title><image:caption>Even the kitty is excited!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/courtney-stodden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Courtney-Stodden</image:title><image:caption>19 on the inside, 48-year-old Vegas cocktail waitress on the outside.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/heidi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heidi</image:title><image:caption>Oh wait.....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-13T12:05:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/12/i-could-really-use-a-snack-right-now-how-about-sand/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-12T22:36:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/12/this-is-going-to-make-you-feel-old/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dannielynn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dannielynn</image:title><image:caption>With Daddy Larry, but they really look like twins. Eek!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-12T18:22:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/11/i-still-dont-know-where-the-hell-my-mandibula-is/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-11T20:20:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/11/i-really-want-to-win-ben-steins-money/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/win-ben-steins-money-29440.jpg</image:loc><image:title>win-ben-steins-money-29440</image:title><image:caption>Ben</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-11T16:04:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/11/is-that-a-snake-in-your-pants-or-are-you-just-happy-to-see-me-jon-hamm/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-11T02:17:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/10/that-sarah-michelle-gellar-is-going-to-be-a-star-i-tell-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/swans-crossing-sarah-michelle-gellar-19921.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Swans-Crossing-Sarah-Michelle-Gellar-1992</image:title><image:caption>I bet she would NEVER be able to kick a vampire's ass!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/swans-crossing-sarah-michelle-gellar-1992.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Swans-Crossing-Sarah-Michelle-Gellar-1992</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/red-white-blue-liz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Red White Blue Liz</image:title><image:caption>Celebrating the perm years</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-10T22:22:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/10/mila-is-so-brave/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mila-kunis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mila Kunis</image:title><image:caption>Admittedly, it would stick if her hair got wet!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-10T17:42:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/10/ryan-reynolds-is-a-cradle-robber/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/courtney-stodden-bikini-santa-1220-02-400x470.jpg</image:loc><image:title>courtney-stodden-bikini-santa-1220-02-400x470</image:title><image:caption>Why note?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/scarlett_johansson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>S</image:title><image:caption>Ryan must really like cleavage!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/blake-lively-ryan-reynolds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blake-lively-ryan-reynolds</image:title><image:caption>I'm really impressed that you can look into her eyes!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-10T12:05:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/09/where-is-tony-eason/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tony-eason.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tony Eason</image:title><image:caption>He WAS kind of cute, at least.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/berry-the-bears-super-bowl-shirt-1986-mwt1070-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>berry-the-bears-super-bowl-shirt-1986-mwt1070-1</image:title><image:caption>Who else had this shirt???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/nacho.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nacho!</image:title><image:caption>I also love a good nacho.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-09T22:38:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/08/i-should-be-celebrating-my-20th-wedding-anniversary-with-luke-perry-this-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/luke-perry-20060423-124478.jpg</image:loc><image:title>luke-perry-20060423-124478</image:title><image:caption>Liz, is it too late for you to lose your virginity to me at prom?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-09T01:21:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/08/why-are-you-up-this-early-on-a-saturday-morning-dork/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/drfad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drfad</image:title><image:caption>THERE'S my Wacky WallWalker!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-08T12:22:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/07/talented-person-alert/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/droo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Droo</image:title><image:caption>Here kitty kitty kitty!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-07T22:42:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/07/give-me-a-piece-of-fing-cheese-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/phaedra-parks-in-the-office-455x315.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phaedra-parks-in-the-office-455x315</image:title><image:caption>Phaedra will tell you that everybody knows that on your couch is the place to be!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-09T01:23:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/07/the-people-have-spoken-and-you-fing-love-courtney-stodden/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/courtney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Courtney</image:title><image:caption>I wish I was born with that hair color!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-07T22:46:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/06/i-have-faith-no-more-in-the-mtv-video-music-awards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/wizards.png</image:loc><image:title>Wizards</image:title><image:caption>Larry David feels the same way about Wizards of Waverly Place</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-06T17:00:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/06/so-what-show-are-you-most-excited-about-this-fall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/alcatraz-sarah-jones-rebecca-madsen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alcatraz-sarah-jones-rebecca-madsen</image:title><image:caption>And the hair is great too!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-06T14:04:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/06/i-learned-it-by-watching-you-wanna-share/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-06T16:25:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/05/will-this-mystery-ever-be-solved/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-05T22:35:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/05/di-anyone-else-want-asthma-in-the-1980s/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-05T17:36:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/05/human-babies-are-okay-i-guess-but-its-baby-turtles-that-rock-my-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/claire_danes300a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>claire_danes300a</image:title><image:caption>Claire Danes, self-important since she was Angela Chase</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ben-affleck-mimi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben-Affleck-Mimi</image:title><image:caption>He'll always be C.T. to me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/baby-turtle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baby turtle</image:title><image:caption>This bitch will totally beat the hare.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-05T12:39:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/04/620/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/jennifer_jamie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jennifer_jamie</image:title><image:caption>I hope this wasn't after Labor Day!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/nina-dobrev-3001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nina-dobrev-300</image:title><image:caption>Look at their matching Blue Steels.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/nina-dobrev-300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nina-dobrev-300</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ninadobrev_iamsomerhalder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ninadobrev_iamsomerhalder</image:title><image:caption>Who makes a better Blue Steel?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-05T01:51:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/04/is-it-too-late-to-watch-sons-of-anarchy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cahrlie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cahrlie</image:title><image:caption>Yes please</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ron-perlman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ron Perlman</image:title><image:caption>He'll always be a Beast to me!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-04T17:33:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/04/project-runaway-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/heidi-klum-dating-bodyguard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heidi-klum-dating-bodyguard</image:title><image:caption>You can bodyguard me!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-04T12:50:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/03/i-had-a-crush-on-the-kid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/the-kid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Kid</image:title><image:caption>Of course they don't give the black kid a name.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/junior-prom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Junior Prom</image:title><image:caption>Me at my junior prom with a bunch of other white people</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-06T01:48:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/09/03/and-the-winner-is-outstanding-guest-actor-is-a-comedy-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/station_agent_02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>station_agent_02</image:title><image:caption>You can sell ME a hot dog anytime Mr. Cannavale!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mjfox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MJFox</image:title><image:caption>I bought this magazine back in the day!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/archie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amy Poehler goes grocery shopping with her son at Bristol Farms, LA</image:title><image:caption>Is that her son or date? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sookies-men-06-1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sookies-men-06-1024</image:title><image:caption>And don't even get me started on how far behind I am on OnDemand. I don't even know what's going on with Sookie and Alcide on True Blood! #LifeIsSoUnfair!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-03T19:11:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/31/and-the-winner-is-outstanding-guest-actress-in-a-comedy-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/elizabeth_banks_30_rock_season_finale_thursday_nbc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elizabeth_banks_30_rock_season_finale_thursday_nbc</image:title><image:caption>Being beautiful is HARD.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/veruca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Veruca</image:title><image:caption>That's what Veruca said, and look what happened to her!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-03T19:13:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/30/yup-leann-rimes-is-a-bigger-fame-whore-than-kim-kardashian/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/leann-rimes-bikini-eddie-cibrian-0501-01-480x640.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leann-rimes-bikini-eddie-cibrian-0501-01-480x640</image:title><image:caption>And look at that piece!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-30T22:49:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/30/geeks-need-toys-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mathnet.png</image:loc><image:title>mathnet</image:title><image:caption>You have the right to do algebra problems.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-30T16:53:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/30/and-the-winner-is-outstanding-supporting-actor-in-a-comedy-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/scmidt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scmidt</image:title><image:caption>Too bad Blanche has passed, otherwise you know she'd bring Schmidt to the Rusty Anchor.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/dutch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dutch</image:title><image:caption>I REALLY hope my mom gets me this VHS for Christmas!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/manny.png</image:loc><image:title>Manny</image:title><image:caption>At least Manny wasn't nominated.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-30T23:28:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/29/does-anyone-remember-ftv-besides-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sad-keanu-reeves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sad Keanu Reeves</image:title><image:caption>It is also unfair that Sad Keanu is sitting all alone eating sandwich. Here, let me come sit on your lap.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-10T22:56:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/29/geeks-need-tv-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/drake_degrassi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drake_Degrassi</image:title><image:caption>Don't forget your roots Drake!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-29T15:56:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/29/and-the-winner-is-outstanding-supporting-actress-in-a-comedy-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tom_cruise_sofia_vergara-sjpg_400_1000_0_85_1_50_50-sjpg-w600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tom_cruise_sofia_vergara-sjpg_400_1000_0_85_1_50_50-sjpg.jpg w=600</image:title><image:caption>She DID go out with Tom for a hot minute in 2005, so maybe she IS a better actress than I give her credit for.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/lizandmanbutterfly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LizandManButterfly</image:title><image:caption>Never trust a girl who dresses up as the MSN Butterfly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-29T23:49:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/28/stop-the-presses-winners-of-survivor-from-a-bazillion-years-ago-adopted-a-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ethan-jenna.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ethan Jenna</image:title><image:caption>Honestly, Jenna, how the hell do you not pull that hair?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ethan_zohn_pre_chemo4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ethan_Zohn_pre_chemo(4)</image:title><image:caption>Look at those boing boing curls. You KNOW Ramona Quimby would love to give just one tug.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-28T22:55:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/28/will-i-understand-boardwalk-empire-this-season-probably-not/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/hbo-girls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HBO Girls</image:title><image:caption>It is SO tough living in NYC while being supported by my parents.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-28T17:33:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/28/could-leann-rimes-push-kim-kardashian-off-the-throne-as-the-worlds-biggest-fame-whore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/eddiecibrian2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eddiecibrian2</image:title><image:caption>Sure, Liz, you can come over and spend the night.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/young-leann.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Young LeAnn</image:title><image:caption>Do you like my outfit? I got it at Bugle Boy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/leann-rimes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LeAnn Rimes</image:title><image:caption>On my way to a Lifetime Movie premiere red carpet in my bikini!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-28T12:19:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/27/when-fruit-attacks/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-27T17:19:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/27/snooki-has-a-baby-and-i-have-a-bunch-of-kale-that-wont-fit-in-my-fridge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/granny-cart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Granny cart</image:title><image:caption>Keri Russell uses one too!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-27T02:28:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/24/the-next-bachelor-should-be-joe-millionaire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/joe-millionaire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Millionaire</image:title><image:caption>Evan Marriott or Gaston from Beauty and the Beast . . . you decide.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ryan-lochte-home.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ryan-lochte-home</image:title><image:caption>Hey girl, want to come over and wear shoes?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-25T01:20:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/23/if-i-wanted-something-fat-with-flavor-id-eat-bacon/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-23T19:29:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/23/is-it-too-late-to-be-adopted-by-tom-cruise-or-another-famous-rich-person/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/jolie_pitt_family_new_orleans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jolie_pitt_family_new_orleans</image:title><image:caption>Sorry, but Shiloh is my favorite. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/naleigh-kelley-katherine-heigl-daughter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>naleigh-kelley-katherine-heigl-daughter</image:title><image:caption>I'm not a racist, but Asian babies really are the cutest.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tom-mimi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Mimi</image:title><image:caption>Never forget first wife Mimi Rogers, people.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/denise-ricards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Denise Ricards</image:title><image:caption>She makes single motherhood look not complicated.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cliffs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cliffs!</image:title><image:caption>It's always sunny in the land of the cool, as we obviously are!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-24T04:25:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/05/23/a-very-special-sad-episode/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/fashion-plates.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fashion plates</image:title><image:caption>The inspiration for every contestant on Project Runway</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-22T21:56:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/22/this-is-going-to-be-a-great-lifetime-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/lois.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lois</image:title><image:caption>She kind of looks like a Russian mobster. I'd stay away!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-22T17:47:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/22/what-a-terrible-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/matt-fielding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matt Fielding</image:title><image:caption>Don't tell anyone, but he married Sydney Fielding in real life!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/jake_hanson2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jake_hanson2</image:title><image:caption>Jo is not the only one whose heart was broken by Jake Hanson!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-22T12:42:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/21/id-like-a-pizza-with-nothing-not/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-21T02:04:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/21/my-future-husband-will-never-have-ring-around-the-collar-thank-you-very-much/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-21T17:44:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/21/who-will-be-the-next-kristen-stewart-and-robert-pattinson-to-make-us-not-believe-in-love-anymore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/jennifer-aniston-justin-theroux-aug12-rm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jennifer-aniston-justin-theroux-aug12-rm</image:title><image:caption>Do you think they share grooming tips?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/brad-thelma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brad Thelma</image:title><image:caption>Why yes, you may seduce me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-21T12:26:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/20/dallas-90210-brady-bunch-what-show-will-they-remake-next/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/vince-swingers.png</image:loc><image:title>Vince Swingers</image:title><image:caption>Let's be honest, he's probably WAY more money now, strictly speaking.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-20T18:18:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/20/no-i-am-not-the-president-of-the-ryan-lochte-fan-club-yet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ryan-grill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Grill</image:title><image:caption>Wouldn't want to get any food stuck in the grill!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-20T03:46:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/17/kim-zolciak-just-made-kash/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/kim-302.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kim-302</image:title><image:caption>Kim and Kroy, always keeping it klassy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-17T04:10:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/15/that-ryan-lochte-really-gets-around/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ryan-smart1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Smart</image:title><image:caption>Going for the smart look.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ryan-smart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Smart</image:title><image:caption>Ryan is going for the smart look, which also can be misconstrued as being a twink.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-15T17:30:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/15/so-thats-what-happened-to-my-boobs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/push-up-bras-from-victorias-secret-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>push-up-bras-from-victorias-secret-3</image:title><image:caption>Even by chanting we must, we must, we must increase out bust, I couldn't look like this. LAME!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-15T03:14:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/14/sexiest-olympians-continued/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/aaron_140x105_thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aaron_140x105_thumb</image:title><image:caption>"Can I borrow a pair of acid-washed jeans, pretty please???"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gary-pool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gary Hall</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/popovrelogio1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>popovrelogio1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-14T12:11:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/13/olympic-withdrawal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tom-hoy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tom hoy</image:title><image:caption>Chris Hoy, the most decorated Olympian of the UK, waves his flag to get my attention.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-13T13:51:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/08/02/a-real-housewife-will-now-be-a-real-divorcee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/adrienne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adrienne</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if she will get her old face back in the settlement?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-02T12:28:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/07/31/gday-mate-ian-thorpe-is-a-sexy-olympian/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/973436-ian-thorpe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>973436-ian-thorpe</image:title><image:caption>Thorpe, Australian for hot babe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/loadimg-asp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loadimg.asp</image:title><image:caption>Are you aiming the birdie for my heart?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-31T19:17:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/07/30/this-olympian-is-muy-caliente/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/uxiaxurnhljfzet-20070222215942.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UXIAXURNHLJFZET.20070222215942</image:title><image:caption>Just call him Dad!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/1268566_10_hd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pablo Morales</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-30T15:52:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/07/29/who-is-the-hottest-olympian-of-all-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/matt-now.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matt now</image:title><image:caption>You can keep in detention ANY time Mr. Biondi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/matt-poole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matt Poole</image:title><image:caption>You can rescue me ANYTIME, even if I'm not drowning!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/matt-biondi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matt Biondi</image:title><image:caption>I honestly to God cut this ad out back in the day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-29T17:06:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/07/26/i-guess-he-wasnt-kingly-enough/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tyrion-lannister-house-lannister-24542049-600-900.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CS 65 Friday 22nd October 2010</image:title><image:caption>"How would you like to die?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jaime-lannister-house-lannister-24542414-1638-1092.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jaime-Lannister-house-lannister-24542414-1638-1092</image:title><image:caption>He may be her brother but look at that hair!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/robert-baratheon-game-of-thrones-17629743-1280-720_288x288.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robert-baratheon-game-of-thrones-17629743-1280-720_288x288</image:title><image:caption>Robert or Jaime, you decide!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cersei_2x01b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cersei_2x01b</image:title><image:caption>She's back on the market, but her son might behead you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-25T22:00:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/07/25/and-the-winner-is-but-first-can-i-get-an-amen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/louis-ramon.png</image:loc><image:title>Louis Ramon</image:title><image:caption>Miami is nice, and I'll say it thrice . . . again.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cheadle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cheadle</image:title><image:caption>I'd check into a hotel where Cheadle is working, especially in Miami, which is so nice that I'll say it thrice!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/duckie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Duckie</image:title><image:caption>At least his character's name is not Blaine. That's a major appliance!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sherman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sherman</image:title><image:caption>One cool cat till the end</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-25T12:30:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/07/23/and-the-winner-is-outstanding-lead-actress-in-a-comedy-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/claire_danes_abc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>claire_danes_abc</image:title><image:caption>I always thought Angela would join an organic farm collective, not the CIA!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lenadunhamgirlssetsohodaqjzsgpoccl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lena+Dunham+Girls+Set+Soho+daQJZSGpoCCl</image:title><image:caption>Let's just hope that Lena picks out a better outfit for the Emmys than Hannah would.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-30T00:12:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/07/22/and-the-winner-is/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ariel-cleavage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ariel cleavage</image:title><image:caption>You take off the glasses and Alex Dunphy is looking like a high class call girl and not the 13-year-old that she actually is. Ewwwww!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/j-woww-and-snooki-red-carpet-image_320x463.jpg</image:loc><image:title>j-woww-and-snooki-red-carpet-image_320x463</image:title><image:caption>I can't decide which of these two outfits I would wear if I were ever nominated for an Emmy. They are both SO classy!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-22T17:00:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/07/18/beware-of-tate-emma-remember-what-happened-to-violet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tate_langdon_ep6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tate_langdon_ep6</image:title><image:caption>Brooding boy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-18T12:50:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/07/16/little-rhody-has-hit-the-true-crime-big-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/delslemonade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DelsLemonade</image:title><image:caption>Now that's a fruit juice!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/awful-awful-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>awful awful 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/awful-awful.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Awful Awful</image:title><image:caption>Yes, it's a drink, and it's awfully good!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-16T02:54:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/07/14/short-hair-is-not-a-curse-anne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/james-franco-240.jpg</image:loc><image:title>james-franco-240</image:title><image:caption>Where's the weed?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/anne-hathaway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anne Hathaway</image:title><image:caption>I dreamed a dream that I had my hair back!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-14T00:50:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/07/12/george-clooney-come-back-to-tv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/facts-of-life-george.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Facts of Life George</image:title><image:caption>Liz, I'll go fix the lightbulb that is over your head!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-12T12:39:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/07/11/que-lastima-sofia-vergara-may-be-off-the-market/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sofia-vergara-nick-loeb-getty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sofia-vergara-nick-loeb-getty</image:title><image:caption>He must have a good personality, or be rich!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-11T12:38:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/07/10/louie-and-the-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/gaby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gaby</image:title><image:caption>I bet Louis wanted her to say "If you build it they will come" during sex ALL THE TIME!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/louis1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Louis</image:title><image:caption>Now that my car has been totaled, maybe I'll buy a motorcycle . . . .</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/louis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Louis</image:title><image:caption>Now that my car has been totaled, maybe I'll buy a motorcycle . . . . </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-10T05:05:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/07/07/323/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/matlock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matlock</image:title><image:caption>I wish I had a red-headed daughter named Liz to be a sibling to Opie!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-07T12:33:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/07/02/tomkat-walk-in-the-valley-of-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tomkat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CRUISE HOLMES</image:title><image:caption>They just won the nomination for fakest marriage in all the land!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-02T15:18:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/06/28/sookie-is-cool-with-knocking-boots-with-eric/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sookie-eric-true-blood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sookie-eric-true-blood</image:title><image:caption>I may not be your master, Sookie, but I will make you cry out into the bayou for all of eternity.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-28T12:52:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/06/27/the-virgin-diaries-is-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pirate-liz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pirate Liz</image:title><image:caption>I bet this girl lost her virginity at a late age! Arrrgggghhhh, shiver me tits! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-27T02:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/06/25/what-is-your-favorite-socially-aware-song/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sitnspin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sit'nSpin</image:title><image:caption>Unless they are telling me  sit 'n spin!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-25T02:51:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/06/21/those-olsen-kids-are-gonna-make-it-i-tell-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mary-kate-olsen-3-300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mary-kate-olsen-3-300</image:title><image:caption>Which one is the girlfriend and which one is the child? You decide!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kimmy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kimmy</image:title><image:caption>How rude!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-21T12:26:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/06/19/jimmy-brooks-would-be-sooooo-disappointed-in-drake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jimmy-brooks-wheelchair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jimmy Brooks Wheelchair</image:title><image:caption>What a guy?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/chris_brown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chris_brown</image:title><image:caption>Puppies!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/drake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drake</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-24T22:11:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/06/18/the-weekend-report-spray-tan-murder-lesbian-kisses-between-girls-the-return-of-lou-diamond-phillips-and-a-desperate-howives-reunion-in-dallas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/chris-girls-490x328.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chris-girls-490x328</image:title><image:caption>This is exactly how I spent my 20s!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dallas-reboot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dallas reboot</image:title><image:caption>Sorry, Jesse Metcalfe, J.R. still has the best eyebrows on Dallas.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-18T11:57:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/06/17/lou-diamond-phillips-is-still-a-fox-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lou-diamond-phil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Benjamin Gitterman</image:title><image:caption>Still a babe at 50! I can't believe Julie Cypher left him!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-17T23:32:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/06/14/jimmy-fallon-appreciates-older-women/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jimmy-fallon-435.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jimmy-fallon-435</image:title><image:caption>"I am the most adorable man on Earth!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-14T13:00:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/06/12/im-not-anti-girls-i-just-happen-to-prefer-calling-adult-females-women/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/adam-driver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adam Driver</image:title><image:caption>Though he was a Marine in real life so that's hot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/allison-williams.png</image:loc><image:title>Allison Williams</image:title><image:caption>I bet Brian Williams is so proud his daughter masturbated on camera!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-12T13:54:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/06/08/well-there-goes-my-interest-in-horse-racing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/horse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Horse</image:title><image:caption>"Now that I'll Have Another has retired, he can join me at the beach in Miami!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-08T17:55:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/06/07/if-child-actors-had-a-yearbook-would-anyone-get-voted-most-likely-to-succeed-as-i-did-in-8th-grade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/winnie-and-kevin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Winnie and Kevin</image:title><image:caption>If all our first kisses were captured in such light.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/beer-sumit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beer Sumit</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry, but that cop is hot. I wish he arrested ME when I lived in Cambridge. "You have the right to bear my children!" Yes, please!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-07T13:02:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/06/04/retiring-at-20-the-shawn-johnson-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/shawn-johnson-300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shawn-johnson-300</image:title><image:caption>I will celebrate my retirement with a Shirley Temple, please! And then I am going to space, because I look like an astronaut in this outfit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-04T12:49:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/06/01/its-a-small-wonder-hes-a-failure-considering-he-has-a-robot-for-a-sister/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jerry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jerry</image:title><image:caption>I have a bigger heart than any robot!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-01T03:14:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/05/31/but-seriously-this-is-my-favorite-phil-collins-video-of-all-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pensive-phil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pensive Phil</image:title><image:caption>With such talented video-making skills, even Phil has a hard time deciding which is his best!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-10-27T14:26:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/05/24/isnt-she-a-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/courtney-stodden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Courtney Stodden</image:title><image:caption>Her boobs are straight out of the 1980s which is strange considering she was born in 1994, allegedly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-24T22:19:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/05/22/best-ending-of-a-tv-show-ever/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-22T14:18:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/05/21/nick-stahl-did-not-pull-a-boner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ben-in-carnivale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben in Carnivale</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-21T11:31:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/05/16/girl-you-know-its-true/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-16T04:31:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/05/15/195/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/patrick-duffy-silver-fox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patrick-duffy-silver fox</image:title><image:caption>Don't mind the salt and pepper that makes me a distinguished gentleman.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/patrick-duffy-now.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patrick-duffy-now</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/vicki-the-robot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vicki the Robot</image:title><image:caption>She always looked like she was having so much fun. I always thought robotic little girls were supposed to be happy!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-15T03:33:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/05/14/which-golden-girl-is-the-new-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/new-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Girl</image:title><image:caption>Schmidt sees a tail he wants to chase!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/facts-of-life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Facts of Life</image:title><image:caption>They just took the bad with these outfits and hairdos. Mrs. Garrett has better taste!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/golden-girls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Golden Girls</image:title><image:caption>Except for "The Golden Girls." This was not his masterpiece.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-14T04:39:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/05/10/im-gonna-be-a-big-star-ma/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/liz-s-yellow-wall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liz S yellow wall</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/gma2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GMA2</image:title><image:caption>She's a beaut!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-10T17:33:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/05/09/watching-a-48-hour-mystery-before-bed-will-give-you-a-48-hour-nightmare-give-or-take-44-hours/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/crime-scene.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crime Scene</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-09T04:53:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/05/08/the-simpsons-still-is-a-geek-paradise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ellis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ellis</image:title><image:caption>This sign always made my dad giggle when he'd visit me when I lived in Boston.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bart</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-08T04:26:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/05/06/155/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/vada.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vada</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/my-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Girl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jld-now.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JLD now</image:title><image:caption>Now: Present day Julia can't believe it took her so long to cut her hair!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/day-by-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Day by Day</image:title><image:caption>That's Julia on the right. She couldn't even get her own photo in the Day by Day years!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-06T23:05:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/05/02/phew-we-can-all-sleep-tonight/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-06T22:20:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/05/01/stop-spoiling-reality-competition-shows-facebook-friends/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rupaul-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RuPaul (1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rupaul.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RuPaul</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-15T02:32:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/04/28/i-dont-ever-want-to-get-murdered-in-seattle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/the-killing-cops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the killing cops</image:title><image:caption>Seattle PD, looking attentive.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/pirate-liz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pirate Liz</image:title><image:caption>Do not use this photo if I die prematurely.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-28T16:42:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/04/27/what-do-you-do-when-you-have-35-hours-of-tv-shows-on-your-dvr/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/khal-drogo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Khal Drogo</image:title><image:caption>Khal Drogo will eat my heart if I miss an episode of Game of Thrones.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-08T21:29:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/04/25/happy-belated-25th-birthday-bride-of-boogedy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/david-faustino.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David Faustino</image:title><image:caption>Hey girl, want to run your figures through my perfectly coiffed hair?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-25T12:43:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/04/24/what-ever-happened-to-1980s-icon-gennie-james/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gennie-james2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gennie James</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-07T19:30:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/04/05/i-think-i-love-him-like-crazy-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/seth-jaffe-relapse1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seth-jaffe-relapse</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, I'm talking to you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-05T02:24:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/03/27/the-killing-is-just-6-days-away/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/linden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Linden</image:title><image:caption>I don't know how to use a brush.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-29T15:20:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/03/26/guess-what-i-did-not-do-tonight-watch-mad-men%ef%bb%bf/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-05T03:17:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/03/24/i-am-working-for-the-weekend/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-24T00:55:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/03/23/that-heather-locklear-is-really-going-places/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-23T05:05:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/03/21/kim-is-preggers-again-the-ring-did-mean-a-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/kim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim</image:title><image:caption>She really needs more girls!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-21T01:58:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/03/20/im-tardy-to-the-party/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-20T05:32:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/03/20/what-a-doll/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-17T21:20:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/03/16/slater-is-a-snake-11/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ac-slater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AC Slater</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-16T03:25:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/03/14/lets-hope-hes-not-in-his-namesake-locker-5/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-15T01:28:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/03/15/why-cant-kelly-taylor-catch-a-break/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/kelly-crying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kelly crying</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-15T01:26:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com/2012/03/13/yeah-so-i-love-tv-gotta-problem-with-that/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-13T05:03:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thedvrfiles.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-04-23T11:09:18+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
