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Monthly Archives: March 2014
227 Forever!
Oh my God kids. The most amazing thing happened in the WORLD today. No, Brandi Glanville did not push LeAnn Rimes off a cliff. Bummer, I know. But this is even better. This morning I took out my checkbook to write … Continue reading
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Tagged 227, Blanche Devereaux, Brandi Glanville, Jackee, LeAnn Rimes, The Golden Girls
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My Childhood Is Over: The Teddy Ruxpin Edition
Growing up, my mother loved me in many ways. She bought me this: And this: And even this: But you know what she didn’t buy me? My Buddy. Kid Sister. Alfie the Robot. And, of course, my mother never bought … Continue reading
I Always Know What I Want at a Bar! Duh! I’m Irish and German!
We live in such a great world where there is such a vast freedom of choice. You can get your fries at McDonald’s or Burger King. You can chew Hubba Bubba or Bubbilicious. You can read US Weekly or In … Continue reading
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Happy Birthday to The DVR Files! Now, Give Me a Lights Alive!
Today The DVR Files turns 2 years old. Wow, to think my brilliant wit and insightful gaze have been in print form for two whole years. All I can say is you, my faithful readers, are SO LUCKY. Since I … Continue reading
Butterfinger Peanut Butter Cups Are a THING!
Life is really hard right now. I gave up Candy Crush for Lent and all I can think about is candy! Granted, I can still eat it, but it’s not the same! My sister’s getting married this summer. I am … Continue reading
Khal Drogo Stays Fit By Having Lots of Sex! Of Course He Does.
Hell is reserved for many people. Murderers, people who have never heard of The Princess Bride, the inventor of SnackWell’s Devil Food’s Cookie Cakes . . . you know, the usual suspects. And then there are those people who live at … Continue reading
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Tagged david foster Wallace, Game of Thrones, Heidi Klum, Jason Momoa, Khal Drogo, People Magazine, sex, The Red Road
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